YAY! Another match where we can let Americans indulge themselves with the best football in the world... ENGLISH FOOTBALL !!
Excuse me, but I would rather not play those wankers. All of the small-minded dolts in this country who love English football will nut themselves with this match, with said retards supporting both sets of football at the same time. I'll pass, please.
Lets set up a match with Brazil, Italy, Argentina, Germany or another nation that actually has some prestige and not a bunch of clowns who think they're the best because of the Premiership.
And please... once and for all stop sucking Beckham's dick. And the rest of the English. Thank you.
PS - **** Lalas.