Sell Giggs to Wigan.
Loan out Ronaldo.
Shift Rooney to left-back as Evra is sperm.
Loan out injury-prone Vidic.
Buy Messi, Eto'o, Iniesta, Xavi and Deco so we can beat Barcelona.
Play Anderson in the reserves for two years as he can't score.
Buy back van Nistelrooy and Beckham.
Sell Rio for 8 million pounds so we only lost out on 22 million instead of 30.