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i try to describe from my painful memories...


...depending where the ball hits, left or right side, it sends a tingle throw your whole body, particulary your spine. your body shivers as if its cold, and get some numness in your head, like brain freeze. you cringe like if you had gotten a paper cut and you fall down to the floor clenching your first and teeth shut and crying.......


.....meanwhile....


.....your friends dance around you singing "no more fathers day." over and over again.


your pain?
 

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Ouch! Wouldn't want to be in a wall defending a Roberto Carlos free-kick, clearly! :D

Have you got hitten in the ear during winter though? Not quite as painful as being shot in the balls but that sensation deserves its own thread aswell.
 

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Ouch! Wouldn't want to be in a wall defending a Roberto Carlos free-kick, clearly! :D

Have you got hitten in the ear during winter though? Not quite as painful as being shot in the balls but that sensation deserves its own thread aswell.
i think in the balls is the worst, it could mean your future ;)

yea the ear hurts, expecially if it just nips it.
 

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Getting hit pretty much anywhere on the face burns like a maaaofffukkkky...

But getting hit in the balls is by far the worst. :eek:
 

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I don't think anyone can describe what it's like to get hit in the branch and berries. You feel like you want to throw-up and you want to die right then and there.

... I guess you can describe it then ...

It's not good. Let's put it that way.
 

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The pain seems awful eager to move upto your stomach, and you start to feel cold all over :dontcare:
 

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you had a child? :eek:
Yes, damn the condoms. :sob:

:D

No silly, I am kidding, obviously the comparison's meant to be hypothetical, since I'm not male how can I know what it's like to be kicked in the package ;)

It doesn't take a genius to figure out childbirth is ridiculously painful even though I've never experienced it, some men watching their wives give birth in the labour room faint from the sight. :skull:

Back to topic, I heard it's also very painful to accidentally pull the pants zip over it, like in There's Something About Mary. :howler: :tongue:
 

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a ball grazed my ball (love the word play) and it was tingling like mad. never had a direct hit before (knock on wood) but the grazing was bad enough, don't want a direct hit. it could be compared to... death? :D

btw, it's not getting hit in the penis that hurts, it's getting hit in the nuts that hurts.

which leads to our last question:

why do we have so many nerves down there? less nerves would equal less pain? :D
 

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Yeah...without the nerves there's no sensation! That would be downright terrible. Speaking of this topic, I've broken both my nose and fractured my shin, and they both pale greatly in comparison to getting hit in the stones. It's not just the absolutely f***ing terrible feeling, but the fact that you might not be able to have children. And people are laughing at you. Which makes it even worse. Although, contrary to what Owenization-NRG says, it hurts like a bitch to be hit in the penis. It stings and goes numb, but you are thankful it's there to protect the important thing(s) at the back. :)

It's funny this topic should be here, as today I was watching Dortmund vs 1860 from early this season and Dede gets kicked in the d!ck as he slide tackles to prevent a shot, and he goes down for a long time. And there's no way it could've been his balls, it was his penis, and he went off. It looked so painful.

Still nothing compared to my friend who pissed blood after he got hit there. :eek: Owwwwwwwww.
 

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its so painful.. i tried to chest a ball once, but it was a bit windy and.. well the ball hit the ground at bounced back up......not fun!

did anyone else see the korean guy get hit in the nuts during the world cup? that looked incredibly bad - to quote a tv show "a guided missile straight to the hairy beanbag"
 

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Well, what an interesting topic. :D

I've been hit loads of times. :eek:

First it doesn't really hurt - well it hurts, but not more than if your hit on your chest or back. But then ten seconds later, when you think you've "survived" and that that extremely uncomfortable (to put it mildly) sensation of a burn won't show, you realize suddenly realize that that wasn't the story. It immediately starts to burn like hell down there (the balls of course). It's as if your whole body stops its work only to be a part of that extremely painful business that's happening down there. The only thing one can do here - besides stretching - is to lay down and beg for it to stop.

It doesn't take much of a hit to make the pain come - a direct hit of course is the worst, but also a simple graze can be quite a poor experience.

Damn, I'm feeling sick now. :scared:
 
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