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Long time no see!

Yesterday CSKA Morecambe's desperate season took a turn for a worst, they lost to bottom of the League Amkar Perm who were without a victory since October 2014!!!!!

This comes hot on the heels of CSKA Morecambe's disastrous record against the top 7 teams in the League. They have faced the top 7 teams on 8 occasions so far and they have won 1 and 7 losses! 3 Points out of 28.

The question is, where did it all go wrong? Who is to blame?

The fans, CSKA are known throughout the World for having the smallest army, they have the World Famous 4600 CSKA Morecambe Barmy Army, numbers used to be at 5600 but 1000 Japanese tourists who used to come to watch Honda, stopped watching, instead they went to Milan when Honda moved. The question now - Is the 4600 CSKA Morecambe Barmy becoming even smaller? Out of their last 4 competitive Home matches they have had, these are 2 of the 4 attendances 4000 and 3500!!!!! I kid you not!!!

The away support? Is it still there? Against Zenit a Fleet of 9 x 5 seater Taxi's carried the entire away support and Zenit being good sports, gave up their home dugout to fit in all the away fans. Do the fans know something, are they to blame for not backing the team at home? The away support still seems to be there.

The Record Transfer? Eyebrows were raised when CSKA Morecambe paid 10 Million for a 9 year old Brazilian schoolboy called Vitinho, anyone who has witnessed him play can safely say he is not a Footballer. Now aged 11, he has to leave CSKA Morecambe on loan, not for Football but to go back to School as he was behind on his lessons.

The Goalkeeper - Igor Icantmakesaveav, he was laughing the stock of the World when he became officially the worst goalkeeper ever after the World Cup, many would say Igor Icantmakesaveav has now turned the corner, anyone who saw his display in Montenegro where he saved anything the opposition threw at him can say he has turned the corner. So it's now down to him.

The Manager? Has somehow manage to take an invisible rocking chair to every Football match. Is there something wrong with the Chair? Is this affecting the team talks?

The defenders? Donkey 1 and Donkey 2, are they being fed the right Carrots?
 

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Well it's not for me to say which of the above is creating the problem but there is one thing for certain, losing to a team without a win in half a year you certainly have a team in crisis.
 

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Next match - Krasnodar!!!!

Top 7 team so you know what that equals.
 

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What crowd are we expecting as CSKA Morecambe hold on for their dear lives to a treasured Europa League spot?

Courtesy of 2600 travelling Krasnodar fans, I'm predicting a mouth watering eye catching attendance of 7200.

As a guideline to help you predict, these are the last 5 home attendances for CSKA Morecambe -

6,000 - 1400 away fans present.

4,000? What 4,000 yes 4000! I thought CSKA Morecambe were a lock courtesy of the CSKA Morecambe 4600 Barmy Army TM for 4600?

3,500? Your kidding me? No I'm not! Seriously 3500!

9,000 - 5400 travelling away fans.

12,000 - Good job Dynamo Moscow brought 7400 fans with them.
 

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Dinamo has worse attendance than CSKA. Can't give them credit for that game.
No you wrong buddy, Dynamo Moscow definitely had 7400 fans.

CSKA Morecambe only have 4600 who attend games - The CSKA Morecambe Barmy Army, they have a further 2 fans in the entire World, Dumbtitties and Tony the Tiger taking their number up to 4602.

That's why their new stadium will only hold 6,000, they are expecting to fill this to capacity in 25% of their games which is a great effort.
 

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kleber wtf ru doing? This f.aggot is trolling his attendance line and you're keeping this thread as a sticky.

If you don't unsticky this shit and be a mod I'm done with the Russian forum. :thumbsup:
Need to be careful over the CSKA Morecambe attendances, very touchy sensitive subject for the man with the fattest tits in Chicago - Dumbtitties and his mahoosive man boobies.
 

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Hey buddy sorry for being a broken record but what does Morecambe stand for again lol? I always think its some kind of South African word :howler:

Is Slutsky still the coach? His fault or bad players?
 

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CSKA Morecambe 1 Krasnodar 1

Amazing stuff Morecambe, they take their points tally to 4 points from 9 matches against the top 7 clubs, this is there first ever point all season against a team in the top 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Morecambes other 3 points came against the team currently occupying 7th place Loko.

Against the top 6 CSKA Record is 8 matches played, 24 points available, points picked up 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CSKA Morecambe clinging onto a Europa League spot.....
 

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No news on the attendance yet but I'm expecting a little tiddler of an attendance...
 

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10,000!!!!!!!!!

5400 travelling fans from Krasnodar bumped the CSKA Morecambe Barmy Army 4600 TM attendance up to a whopping 10,000 fans!

Amazing stuff Krasnodar. Great away support I am sure you will all agree.
 

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Season has officially ended for CSKA Morecambe this evening.

Out of the Cup....

Only silverware this season is their 8th successive Costa Del Sol Cup after beating European Super Giants Granada in Benidorm on Penalties.

That's the main aim each season, defend the Costa Del Sol Cup and keep your place in the RPL.
 

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didn't cska won the supercup?

season not over,they still have to finnish in top four.
 

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didn't cska win the Costa Del Sol Supercup?

season not over,they still have to finnish in top four.
Yep, CSKA are reigning Costa Del Super Cup Champions for the 11th year on the spin buddy.

Look at the crowd that is watching them today? It looks like any fan that has bothered to come today has come in fancy dress with their costume being a Blue Seat!

The team are hanging on for their dear lives for a treasured Europa League spot, I mean look at the stand facing the Camera, there looks to be about 300 people in it! You could if you wanted probably count up the supporters in the stand if the Camera goes in on them long enough!

Doesn't even look like the 4600 CSKA Morecambe Barmy Army have bothered turning up for this one!

Shite team no fans.
 

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Morecambe 1-0 up! What crisis?

Those fans dressed as Blue Seats are going mental!

Absolute lols at the Penalty Award!
 

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The big question on everyone's lips is which Morecambe has the most fans?

FC Morecambe or CSKA Morecambe?

On Saturday 4108 fans witnessed FC Morecambe v Southend United from Division 2 of the English League.

Do we think CSKA Morecambe v FC Ural has a higher or lower attendance?

Place your bets, now!
 

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Looks like CSKA Morecambe are going to win today. Those fans who have come in Fancy Dress as Blue Seats will be delighted!

Anyone seen their remaining 4 fixtures? It's just a complete lol when you see their record against the top 7 or top 6 teams.

Loko 7th v CSKA Morecambe
Spartak 6th v CSKA Morecambe
CSKA Morecambe v Rubin Kazan 5th
Rostov v CSKA Morecambe

The all important stat, CSKA Morecambe have taken 4 points from 9 matches against the top 7 teams 1 win, 1 draw and a whopping 7 losses!!!!

They have taken 1 point from 8 matches against the top 6!!!!! - 0 wins, 1 draw and 7 losses = Will equal no Europa League Football next season but the plus side is they have a full winter pre-season to defend their Costa Del Sol Cup in Benidorm in January.

Slutsky out)
 

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Looks like CSKA Morecambe are going to win today. Those fans who have come in Fancy Dress as Blue Seats will be delighted!

Anyone seen their remaining 4 fixtures? It's just a complete lol when you see their record against the top 7 or top 6 teams.

Loko 7th v CSKA Morecambe
Spartak 6th v CSKA Morecambe
CSKA Morecambe v Rubin Kazan 5th
Rostov v CSKA Morecambe

The all important stat, CSKA Morecambe have taken 4 points from 9 matches against the top 7 teams 1 win, 1 draw and a whopping 7 losses!!!!

They have taken 1 point from 8 matches against the top 6!!!!! - 0 wins, 1 draw and 7 losses = Will equal no Europa League Football next season but the plus side is they have a full winter pre-season to defend their Costa Del Sol Cup in Benidorm in January.

Slutsky out)
Cska with 6 points in the last 4 games will end at least in 4 place.
 
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