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He's going out with Cheryl Tweedy??!?!?!khimik said:Your knee is inflammed and is causing great difficult to play with.
You've got Cheryl Tweedy sitting at home in her smalls.
Your next game is on Boxing Day lunchtime.
You get booked, earning your 5th yellow of the season, meaning you miss the next game.
And they say footballers are stupid. Nice work Ash.