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Your knee is inflammed and is causing great difficult to play with.

You've got Cheryl Tweedy sitting at home in her smalls.

Your next game is on Boxing Day lunchtime.

You get booked, earning your 5th yellow of the season, meaning you miss the next game.

And they say footballers are stupid. Nice work Ash. ;)
 

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khimik said:
Your knee is inflammed and is causing great difficult to play with.

You've got Cheryl Tweedy sitting at home in her smalls.

Your next game is on Boxing Day lunchtime.

You get booked, earning your 5th yellow of the season, meaning you miss the next game.

And they say footballers are stupid. Nice work Ash. ;)
He's going out with Cheryl Tweedy??!?!?!


Prick!
 

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isn't Cheryl Tweedy the bint who right hooked the black woman in the eyeball ?

very surprisiing Ash would get hold of her, perhaps she has changed her attitude now, well i suppose she must have if she's shagging Ashley. :D
 

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Jern Lizardhous said:
isn't Cheryl Tweedy the bint who right hooked the black woman in the eyeball ?

very surprisiing Ash would get hold of her, perhaps she has changed her attitude now, well i suppose she must have if she's shagging Ashley. :D
i was more suprised though when i heard tony adams going out with kat price
 

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Swiftwilly said:
i was more suprised though when i heard tony adams going out with kat price

when was that ? :eekani:

are you thinking of Caprice ?


Cheryl Tweedy going out with a black man is more surprising for me given her history.

btw Tony Adams got married again last week to one of Britain's richest women. :shades:
 

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Swiftwilly said:
my bad, i think it was caprice, that blonde chic.

sht adams, you sly dog :D
it didn't last long, Caprice has a lovely figure and a gorgous look, but after a few weeks you probably notice she is thick as shit and has the most irritating voice in the universe. :D
 

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Jern Lizardhous said:
it didn't last long, Caprice has a lovely figure and a gorgous look, but after a few weeks you probably notice she is thick as shit and has the most irritating voice in the universe. :D
thick as? id love to teach her a thing or two in bed then ;) but a irritating voice isnt so appealing, but there are gags avaliable :)
 
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