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FLORENCE, Italy, May 15 (AFP)
Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon said Wednesday he was unfazed by the sex ban that will be forced on him and his colleagues during the World Cup.
The 'Azzurri' are already in retreat at their Coverciano training camp near Florence and the security cordon which effectively surrounds the team effectively also acts a chastity belt.
Buffon was confident he had the ability to handle any urges during the team's isolation and saw it as an opportunity to work on his ball control as well as improve his mind.
"The World Cup will be an opportunity," said the Juventus goalkeeper. "We can rest a little bit."
"I have chosen a 3,000-page book and in 40 days I hope to finish it."
 

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There would be a lot of azzuri spanking in Coverciano.

I don't believe in this crap about not having sex before you play sport. If that was the case, why not give everyone Viagra (legal substance) before th match.
 

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We are talking about not having sex for maybe 6 weeks! Now what would be really punishing is when these guys go to Japan and see all these tarted up Japanese girls wearing next to nothing begging for some azzuri in them.

Not having sex is a dissincentive because you want to get eliminated just so you can releive yourself with some fine looking Asian beauty.

Women always come before sport......especially for Italians!!!!!:cool:
 

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Funny that, I seem to remember a scientist saying sex BEFORE a game improves performance ( on the field that is! ) as it increases the testosterone levels making a player more agressive and competitive.
 

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Catenaccio said:
Women always come before sport......especially for Italians!!!!!:cool:
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I don't care if the players have sex or not just aslong as they deliver the goods on the field too. They'll have plenty of time for women after anyway. :D
 

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Mikey said:
Funny that, I seem to remember a scientist saying sex BEFORE a game improves performance ( on the field that is! ) as it increases the testosterone levels making a player more agressive and competitive.
How can a person be running around for 90 minutes after a couple for hot sessions the previous night. Maybe in Japan they would exert more using whips and cuffs!:tongue:
 

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Was this rule a problem in 98 too? cause i don't remember anything of it.
 

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At least Del Piero has Di Livio:yuck:
Hey.. What's the **** that suppose to mean ???:fero:

D'you think Alex is a gay ??? :devil:

**** you, man.. he's not and he's totally straight..

And this "No sex before the game" r really funny.. Who could take the celibacy for that long.. Men ? ;) certainly can not.. :D
 

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Look at what funny Edilson says...

05/08/2002. Brazil World Cup coach Luiz Felipe Scolari's call for his players to practice abstinence leading up to and during the Summer classic has brought forth a reaction from Edilson.

The 31-year old striker is not looking forward to the sex ban, but will comply.

"Fifty days without sex is not going to kill anybody, but I will be going up the walls....I will have to look for another way to satisfy myself like going into a store and buying an inflatable doll." (soccerage)

LOL... He may need to rent it to Rivaldo!
 

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Yes, Alex is a fruitboy, he likes a little sausage in his casing now and then...

And spare me the ferocious smilies...
You Funny *******..:angel:

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:fero: :fero: :fero: :fero: :fero: : :fero:, Jerk !!
 
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