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Seriously, what's the point watching us play when after 15 minutes we're 3-0 up? I just get bored.
So, in an attempt to make our games more exciting, I propose that:
1) We play with 9 men
2) We play with no keeper
3) We gift teams a 2-0 lead
4) Messi plays with one leg tied behind his back!

Any objections? :howler:
 

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Playing without keeper then we will only win 5-4 so better with keeper but i like the nine man propose :)
 

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Silly thread and this better not jinx us! :scream:

On a serious note guys, we're playing beautiful football and all but let's wait 'til we go through that week of hell [@Sev/Val/Mad/@Vill] before we anoint ourselves unstoppable and the greatest show on earth! 'Til then we should take care of business against Recreativo & Getafe and take care of our decisive CL matches as well. Let's enjoy the win and take it week by week. :thumbsup: Remember it's not hard to stumble, gotta stay humble!

And that last line rhymed too!!! lol
 

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We aren't the problem, we won't get bored of our team.

The problem are the neutrals who just won't watch our games anymore. It could reduce our incomes from tv rights. After all, why would tv stations pay us money for 20-minute games? :D

Pep should have thought of this.
 

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This thread is no good. A similar point in a post is OK (I said in one that I was sick of standing up to clap at the match) but in a thread it smells of arrogance and for those of us that beleive in fairies at the bottom of the garden, might jinx us.
 

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This thread is no good. A similar point in a post is OK (I said in one that I was sick of standing up to clap at the match) but in a thread it smells of arrogance and for those of us that beleive in fairies at the bottom of the garden, might jinx us.

I agree, we haven't achieved jack shit yet! Mods please close this thread!
 

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To be fair we haven't really faced any of our real rivals yet.

Let's just enjoy the moment.
 

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This thread is no good. A similar point in a post is OK (I said in one that I was sick of standing up to clap at the match) but in a thread it smells of arrogance and for those of us that beleive in fairies at the bottom of the garden, might jinx us.
You're right. If we lose next week, don't come looking for me! :eek::howler:
Didn't mean to seem arrogant, just enjoying the moment. :lick:
 

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Lucky for us, only a complete and utter moron would even entertain the idea of jinxing. Joke threads are what they are.
We're shit.
 

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With the matches we have coming up, i see it not being boring at all! Can't bloody wait!
 

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:eek:

4-0 vs Wisla
6-1 vs Sporting Gijon
6-1 vs Atletico Madrid
5-0 vs Basel
5-0 vs Almeria
6-0 vs Valladolid

Didn't Ajax have something like this going eight or nine years ago?
 

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Blasting out the likes of Almeria, and Valladolid isn't that difficult considering the whole team is on fire. Let's see if Barca can do such things against top Euro sides starting with a big win over RM.
 

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JINX! :D

 
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