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I found this piece posted on the Liverpool forum. I'd have to ask permission to use it from the inspired user Badge who wrote it, but he hasn't made his e-mail available. Anyway, I don't think he (she)'ll mind me using it because all the ManU haters can enjoy it and laugh to tears !!!!!!
It refers to the ManU - Real game. READ ON AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY !!!!!!!


Police are on the lookout this morning, after the disappearance of a large
silver trophy from the Manchester area last night. The trophy, which had
been generously donated by a group of Germans a year ago, was being guarded,
strangely enough, by a couple of clumsy Dutchmen and a lumbering Norwegian.
The Manchester Metropolitan are investigating reports of a number
of Spaniards who were seen taunting and attacking locals in the Trafford area.
A couple of locals gave chase, but the Spaniards were too quick, and easily
escaped. However, it is believed that the operation may have been
masterminded by a crafty Argentinian.

The theft was reported by a surly Glaswegian, who rather than
focussing on the ineptitude of the trophy's guardians, blamed the theft on
a bald Italian dressed in black, the weather, the surroundings, the strength
of sterling and the disintegration of the Spice Girls. Police say they have
some REAL clues to follow, but many fear (and even more hope) that this is the
last time the trophy will be seen in Manchester.

Adios amigos - Viva Espana
 
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WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE PIECE !


Anyone that has written such a masterpiece has to be given an award.

I CAN'T STOP MYSELF!
 

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Hahahahahehehehehahahahahahaha
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Those Man U fans deserve all this hehehehe, this is funny...

Regards to you and to the one and only badge... Keep up the good work...

Conrats again Real, I know half of the world are behind you now, and the rest of the world (Glory hunters) are crying.. hehehe

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Sabry, Benfica
Del Piero, Juve
Forza Juve
 
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

That's the spirit!
 
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Learn your lesson arrogant brats!

Memorize this and don't let it EVER escape your mind.

Yeah!
 
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All you Real Madrid fans are nothing but a bunch of sad cases....U girls are laughing now just coz real beat Man Utd...BIG DEAL!!!
just who is Man Utd anyway????Besides its not that Real will beat Bayern anyway!!!
 

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Wow! What is going on? The story was funny but look at the answers! Three guys whio posted for the very first time in their life. Amazing what Real can do to people! :) :) :) :) :) To xzibit, who once again made an idiot out of himslef: This is a Real Madrid group and either you respect that or you'll have the same problems regulate already does...
 
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to all real fans !!
I LUV U ALL !!!
REDONDO, RAUL, SAVIO, CASSILAS & CO ....FOREVER conqueror of MU sh*ters.

to that genius who wrote that brilliant masterpiece... i will luv to see more of it.

finally, REAL MADRID made justice for Bayern... although i think Bayern will prefer to sly those bas*ads by themselves.

luv u all
 
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hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhah
hohohohohohohoohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehee

i just cant stop laughing shame on the bas***ds and i hope they keep on losing

FORZA JUVE
 

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Good old Badge.
 
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