I found this piece posted on the Liverpool forum. I'd have to ask permission to use it from the inspired user Badge who wrote it, but he hasn't made his e-mail available. Anyway, I don't think he (she)'ll mind me using it because all the ManU haters can enjoy it and laugh to tears !!!!!!
It refers to the ManU - Real game. READ ON AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY !!!!!!!
Police are on the lookout this morning, after the disappearance of a large
silver trophy from the Manchester area last night. The trophy, which had
been generously donated by a group of Germans a year ago, was being guarded,
strangely enough, by a couple of clumsy Dutchmen and a lumbering Norwegian.
The Manchester Metropolitan are investigating reports of a number
of Spaniards who were seen taunting and attacking locals in the Trafford area.
A couple of locals gave chase, but the Spaniards were too quick, and easily
escaped. However, it is believed that the operation may have been
masterminded by a crafty Argentinian.
The theft was reported by a surly Glaswegian, who rather than
focussing on the ineptitude of the trophy's guardians, blamed the theft on
a bald Italian dressed in black, the weather, the surroundings, the strength
of sterling and the disintegration of the Spice Girls. Police say they have
some REAL clues to follow, but many fear (and even more hope) that this is the
last time the trophy will be seen in Manchester.
Adios amigos - Viva Espana
It refers to the ManU - Real game. READ ON AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY !!!!!!!
Police are on the lookout this morning, after the disappearance of a large
silver trophy from the Manchester area last night. The trophy, which had
been generously donated by a group of Germans a year ago, was being guarded,
strangely enough, by a couple of clumsy Dutchmen and a lumbering Norwegian.
The Manchester Metropolitan are investigating reports of a number
of Spaniards who were seen taunting and attacking locals in the Trafford area.
A couple of locals gave chase, but the Spaniards were too quick, and easily
escaped. However, it is believed that the operation may have been
masterminded by a crafty Argentinian.
The theft was reported by a surly Glaswegian, who rather than
focussing on the ineptitude of the trophy's guardians, blamed the theft on
a bald Italian dressed in black, the weather, the surroundings, the strength
of sterling and the disintegration of the Spice Girls. Police say they have
some REAL clues to follow, but many fear (and even more hope) that this is the
last time the trophy will be seen in Manchester.
Adios amigos - Viva Espana
