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Originally posted by someone called Clarky in a Liverpool newsgroup.


Alex Ferguson is the one of the guests of honour at the Miss World Beauty
pageant. During the interval all the guests and contestants are mingling
over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by
three of the most beautiful women in the world.

Miss Venezuela pops the first question. "Sir Alex, I admire your
management skills and all you have achieved and the trophies you have won."
Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lowers the left
strap of her dress and reveals her left
breast and says, "Can you autograph this please?" Sir Alex now bemused, duly
obliges.

Miss Croatia pops the second question. "Sir Alex, I admire the way you play
psychological games with your opponents even
before you play them." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she
then lowers the right strap of her dress and reveals her right breast and
says, "Can you autograph this please?" Sir Alex, again bemused, duly
obliges.

Miss Argentina pops the third question. "Sir Alex, I admire the way you
motivate your players and shield them like they were your own sons." Sir
Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but
she then lifts up her dress and reveals the fact she is wearing no
underwear at all and is completely shaved, and says, "Can you please
autograph this please." Sir Alex totally gobsmacked by now says, "Hang on a
minute love, no, no, no!
Last time I signed a bald Argentinean c**t it cost me 28 million quid!
 

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Heard it before, still a good one though:D
 

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hahahahahahaha
 

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MIshal's such a bore.:yawn:

BTW, this joke was super funny. :D:D

Keep going guys, insult those ****S as much as you can! :D:D
 
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