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1.Moratti.
2.They wear Nikees.
3.They are full of Argenteanians
4.They actually think they are invincible
5. Burdisso is a ****ing ****!
6.IbraHOMObitch is playing for them.
7.They NEVER GOT RELEGATED to Serie B which proves they're cheating.
8.No teamspirit, all of their players are in for the money.
9.The special one is their new coach! It will take more than a special one to manage such expert wankers and divers.
10.For some reason, all Inter fan look alike, but after all, shoes comes in different sizes!
11.Moratti thinks he can buy any player he desires with his money.
12.Moratti and Mourinho are having an affair together.
13.Any star player who used to be a God at football always for some reason become Injury prone player when he plays for Inter and eventually get cursed.
14.They are cursed.
15.Stankovic plays for them.
16.Their team captain is NOT ITALIAN!!! Javier Zanetti ! a cock face.
17.Julio Cesar thinks he's better than Buffon and Casillas combined.
18.Baggio,Ronaldo, Seedorf, Pirlo all of them regret playing for INTER!
19.Their fans are ****ing wankers.
20.Cambiasso's bald head.
21.Cordoba is a ****ing ASSHOLE!
22.Recoba managed to escape from the disgraceful club.
23.Their fans are childish; throwing a firework at Dida's face is not really funny.
24.They think their away kit is cool…
25.Their fans don't understand the lyrics of the song 'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"
26.FIGO plays for them.
27.CHEATERS
28.They always come up with new ****ed up designs for their kits.
29.They play at our own STADIUM SAN SIRO!
30.They deny the fact that we " AC MILAN " created Inter Milan to shift our shitty players from the elite AC MILAN team to the other lousy team INTER MILAN to compete with weak teams and AC MILAN for the bigger tougher competitions.
31.****ing Moratti spies on Christian Vieri's phone calls.
32.Moratti obviously have a crush on Ronaldo.
33.Moratti is jealous from the fact that President Silvio Berlusconi always gets the WOMEN! And no women would go out with Ugly Morrati even for his $$$$$$.
34.Mourinho spanks Moratti's ass every day at night.
35.Viera plays for them.
36.They wear the color blue.
37.None of Inter player's wife's is HOT!
38.Mourinho dreams of coaching Mighty Milan, but he knows that will never happen! He should be an ex-Milan player, that's why he will trash talks us often when the season kicks off.
39.They don't respect their players.
40.They smell like shit.
41.The most hated team in the world of football
42.They got their asses kicked by Valencia players.
43.IbraHOMObitch fights like a girl.
44.Burdisso sucks Cambiasso's cock whenever he feels like it.
45. It's been 43 years since they last won the Champions League. 1963/1964.
46. They are behind the Calcio scandal, Not Juve and not Milan.
47. They buy refs.
48. They play the most boring football ever.
49. Their players are ****ing divers and pussies.
50. They stole Suazo away from Milan.
51. They are heavily involved with mobs and criminals.
52. Figo killed a black cat nearby their training ground with his sports utility vehicle because his teammates thought that it was the reason for their bad luck towards the end of the season!
BONUS: They think they can overcome any obstacle, lets see how they gonna hold on for Scudetto this coming season! And they have secret orgies in the dressing room after every match... That's why they don't allow fans into their dressing room.

ODIAMO INTER MERDA!

Enjoy!! :yuck::yuck: :thumbsup:
 

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I believe that's 53 reasons including the bonus one. Does that mean that three of those reasons are fake? :undecide:

Oh, and what's wrong with secret orgies? :err:
 

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Ok, I think I found the fake ones.

Number 9 is fake because it takes a ****** to manage a bunch wankers.

Number 40 is fake because they actually smell like poop covered with expensive designer perfume.

And finally number 50, noone would be upset that another team stole Suazo from them.

Am I right?

1.Moratti.
2.They wear Nikees.
3.They are full of Argenteanians
4.They actually think they are invincible
5. Burdisso is a ****ing ****!
6.IbraHOMObitch is playing for them.
7.They NEVER GOT RELEGATED to Serie B which proves they're cheating.
8.No teamspirit, all of their players are in for the money.
9.The special one is their new coach! It will take more than a special one to manage such expert wankers and divers.
10.For some reason, all Inter fan look alike, but after all, shoes comes in different sizes!
11.Moratti thinks he can buy any player he desires with his money.
12.Moratti and Mourinho are having an affair together.
13.Any star player who used to be a God at football always for some reason become Injury prone player when he plays for Inter and eventually get cursed.
14.They are cursed.
15.Stankovic plays for them.
16.Their team captain is NOT ITALIAN!!! Javier Zanetti ! a cock face.
17.Julio Cesar thinks he's better than Buffon and Casillas combined.
18.Baggio,Ronaldo, Seedorf, Pirlo all of them regret playing for INTER!
19.Their fans are ****ing wankers.
20.Cambiasso's bald head.
21.Cordoba is a ****ing ASSHOLE!
22.Recoba managed to escape from the disgraceful club.
23.Their fans are childish; throwing a firework at Dida's face is not really funny.
24.They think their away kit is cool…
25.Their fans don't understand the lyrics of the song 'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"
26.FIGO plays for them.
27.CHEATERS
28.They always come up with new ****ed up designs for their kits.
29.They play at our own STADIUM SAN SIRO!
30.They deny the fact that we " AC MILAN " created Inter Milan to shift our shitty players from the elite AC MILAN team to the other lousy team INTER MILAN to compete with weak teams and AC MILAN for the bigger tougher competitions.
31.****ing Moratti spies on Christian Vieri's phone calls.
32.Moratti obviously have a crush on Ronaldo.
33.Moratti is jealous from the fact that President Silvio Berlusconi always gets the WOMEN! And no women would go out with Ugly Morrati even for his $$$$$$.
34.Mourinho spanks Moratti's ass every day at night.
35.Viera plays for them.
36.They wear the color blue.
37.None of Inter player's wife's is HOT!
38.Mourinho dreams of coaching Mighty Milan, but he knows that will never happen! He should be an ex-Milan player, that's why he will trash talks us often when the season kicks off.
39.They don't respect their players.
40.They smell like shit.
41.The most hated team in the world of football
42.They got their asses kicked by Valencia players.
43.IbraHOMObitch fights like a girl.
44.Burdisso sucks Cambiasso's cock whenever he feels like it.
45. It's been 43 years since they last won the Champions League. 1963/1964.
46. They are behind the Calcio scandal, Not Juve and not Milan.
47. They buy refs.
48. They play the most boring football ever.
49. Their players are ****ing divers and pussies.
50. They stole Suazo away from Milan.
51. They are heavily involved with mobs and criminals.
52. Figo killed a black cat nearby their training ground with his sports utility vehicle because his teammates thought that it was the reason for their bad luck towards the end of the season!
BONUS: They think they can overcome any obstacle, lets see how they gonna hold on for Scudetto this coming season! And they have secret orgies in the dressing room after every match... That's why they don't allow fans into their dressing room.

ODIAMO INTER MERDA!

Enjoy!! :yuck::yuck: :thumbsup:
 

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Sherry, I don't know your motives, but we don't hate inert. We pitty them. 45th time is a charm :lala:
 

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Delete this thread seriously or move it to the Valencia forum.
 

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7.They NEVER GOT RELEGATED to Serie B which proves they're cheating
54. Unable to get near Inter in Serie A I
55. Unable to get near Inter in Serie A II
56. Unable to get near Inter in Serie A III
57. Unable to get near Inter in Serie A IV
58. Losing to lesser teams while Inter kept winning
59. Galliani kept buying balon d' or winners, but Inter are still ahead
60. 30Goal Pato is still way behind Ibrahimovic in scorer charts
61. Paloschi went on Loan while Balotelli shines.
62. Viudez plays for one minute while primavera Santon gets all the time.
63. MilanLab complicates recovery, Inter players continue getting well.


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