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post #1 of 44 (permalink) Old February 26th, 2001, 00:57 Thread Starter
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Womens football really is a joke isn't it, I think that they should just leave it to the men and stay in the kitchen where they belong!
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post #2 of 44 (permalink) Old February 26th, 2001, 22:54
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Yeah,that´s mature

Welcome to year 2001 where we don´t treat women like in the 1700.I hope you´ll like this year since it´s a year filled with high hopes and female football.

For me it´s not female soccer that makes me laugh.It´s you who makes me laugh
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post #3 of 44 (permalink) Old February 27th, 2001, 00:11 Thread Starter
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HAHAHA...... I didn't think anyone was going to repley to that one!:dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh:

I thought that you would have realised that it was a joke.
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So it was a joke?Puh,you made me scare there for a sec
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post #5 of 44 (permalink) Old February 28th, 2001, 02:22
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Hello Jimmy, hello Mr. Fowler,

Glad both of you have finally made it to our Forum :sweeteye: Come back often, especially when WUSA kicks off in April, we have surprises for you.

Just curious, do you play futbol? what position? Me, I am a defensive mid.

Btw, Mr. Fowler, when you talked about us chicks goin' back to dem da kitchens, ahem, do you know that Sun Wen, FIFA Female Player of the 20th Century, started her header practice in a dingy Shanghai kitchen

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...and when she's on the pitch she really cooks!


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post #7 of 44 (permalink) Old February 28th, 2001, 13:23 Thread Starter
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If only I had known that, it would have been really clever then!
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post #8 of 44 (permalink) Old February 28th, 2001, 23:21
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:| HEY!

how rude! it could happen...to tomboys probably.
post #9 of 44 (permalink) Old February 28th, 2001, 23:24
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Excuse me?

Yo, Mr. Fowler. U belong in the kitchen. not women, at least we can play tennis, basketball, baseball, and guess what...FOOTBALL
post #10 of 44 (permalink) Old February 28th, 2001, 23:31 Thread Starter
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Sorry, but did you not notice that I said it was actualy a joke, Freak?:rollani: And thank you, yes I do actually like cooking, so there, you Freak!
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HAHA!! i'm a freak? look who's talking
post #12 of 44 (permalink) Old February 28th, 2001, 23:42 Thread Starter
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It was you that called yourself Freak not me!
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post #14 of 44 (permalink) Old March 1st, 2001, 00:36 Thread Starter
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Just read the following on a football365 forum(http://www.football365.com/content/adforum/message.html, I thought you would apreciate it. Please remember that I didn't write it though!!!

"Girls are too awkward for Football or any Sports
Professional and amateur sports bodies were celebrating last night after the European High Court upheld a ruling that girls are too awkward to participate in sports and do not have a right to demand membership of any of Europe's sports clubs or associations.

The ruling comes after almost of decade of wrangling by a number of high profile women who were fighting for equal status to men when it came to sport.
High Court Judge Mr Ian Smallcart passed the judgement having weighed up the validity of an earlier ruling which found against the women's claims. In his summing up he said "I have deliberated, conjugated and digested both sides of the argument and can see no reason for allowing women to participate in sport. Women are ungainly and awkward whilst running and show very poor eye to leg co-ordination whilst playing sports that involve balls. I believe this ruling to be fair".

Earlier in the case the judge was criticised for disallowing the women's council from entering examples of successful women athletes into the records. Smallcart disallowed the 'examples' as he felt that they were likely to be 'Freaks of nature, drug abusers or transsexuals'

The chairman of The National Union of Tough Sports, Mr Tony Collins, took a break from his celebrations to make the following statement; "Both myself and the other members of NUTS are delighted with the ruling. We've been waiting for this decision for over a decade. We have always believed that women belonged in the kitchen, bedroom or maternity ward and this vindicates our position. Ever since women were first permitted to play physical sports the overall quality of both professionals and amateurs has been in decline. I was forced to watch some of the Women's World Cup last summer and was horrified by what I saw. It was an embarrassment to anyone who's ever kicked a football and to women in general. We can move on now and forget the shameful past".

Mrs Margaret Donovan, who lead the women's campaign, was tearful when leaving the courtroom but said that she was 'resigned to the decision' which was 'obviously right and just'. She added that she would refrain from any further attempt to claim equality with men. In her statement she said "I accept the ruling of Judge Smallcart and now realise that I have wasted the courts time. I promise to refrain from doing so again and apologise to anyone I offended by pursuing this case". She was then driven away in a Yellow Nissan Micra.


What The Ruling Means


The ruling now forbids women from participating in the following 'male' sports…

SOCCER, TENNIS, MOTORSPORT, RUGBY, SWIMMING, POLE VAULT, SHOT PUTT, GOLF, SQUASH, RIDING, BASKETBALL, ICE HOCKEY, SPEED SKATING.

…but permits them to participate in the following 'irrelevant' sports;

, HOCKEY, SACK RACING, CAMOGIE, HANDBALL, AMERICAN FOOTBALL, EGG & SPOON & 3 LEGGED RACING, BOWLING and CRICKET

Any woman found in breach of the ruling will be liable for a fine of up to £1000 and four months imprisonment. Men who suspect women of breaching the new law are requested to report them to their local police department."


[Edited by Mr Fowler on 01-03-2001 at 01:46]
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post #15 of 44 (permalink) Old March 1st, 2001, 00:53 Thread Starter
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Sporty Freak, calm down, I was just using an abrieviation of your name!
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Too bad you didn't write it, Mr. Fowler. It was quite clever.

By the way, you are named after that old rooster in Chicken Run, right?
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post #17 of 44 (permalink) Old March 1st, 2001, 01:06 Thread Starter
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NO, I'm named after Mr Robbie Fowler, Footballer extrordinare!

I saw the crap that people were giving the guy who originaly posted it, so I was carfull to point out it wasn't mine. It is quite humorous though isn't it!
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post #18 of 44 (permalink) Old March 1st, 2001, 01:12
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For some reason I believe you wrote it Mr Fowler

I mean isnt it a coincidence ?

Mr Fowler ..... Mr football ?

Just wondering

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post #19 of 44 (permalink) Old March 1st, 2001, 01:19 Thread Starter
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:dielaugh::dielaugh:Yeah, I know what you mean, I thought people might be suspicious because the names are quite simillar! I can assure you that I didn't though.
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post #20 of 44 (permalink) Old March 2nd, 2001, 00:49
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Oh shut up! Besides, women are probably better at soccer, tennis, basketball, and swimming. Neway, it's not my faut your a . :dielaugh:
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