Watching Zenit the Kleber way.
Here is how our sprightly 64 year old Portugese super fans watches and comments on Zenit -
Whilst Zenit are 0-0, lambast any mistake a Zenit player makes, wether it's just a mis-placed pass or a missed chance, comment on the mistake, go the extra mile and say the player is useless or just blame it on AVB ala even when Russia were drawing, Kleber found a way to blame it on AVB. Yes that is not a joke, whilst Russia were drawing 0-0 at half-time, Kleber really did put the blame on AVB despite him not playing or managing Russia. Hell he wasn't even in the Stadium!
If Zenit concede, it doesn't matter if your own team are playing at the same time, stop watching your own team and come onto the Zenit forum and post at least 10 times about the goal and just stop watching your team altogether ala Leverkusen playing Zenit whilst Benfica were playing Monaco and Kleber posting 10 times whilst his team were in action against someone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That situation is seriously fked up.
If Zenit score, just ignore the fact there has been a goal, if Zenit win with ease, stay away from the forum. Pretend it hasn't happened and wait until the next game, whilst the next game is 0-0, there is bound to be a misplaced pass or a missed chance and a player can be slated or take the easy way out and just blame AVB.
If Zenit beat your team (I.E. Zenit thrashed Benfica twice) after claiming millions times your team are better than Zenit, then do a runner, do not post on the forum whatsoever and just ride into the wilderness with your Pet Donkey Miguel, Pet Alsatian Dog Bukha and Pet Parrot Fayzuli. Simply do not acknowledge this match has ever happened.
Put on your signature you are a fan of Russian Sport but the reality is your fan of wanting Russian teams to lose in Europe. No emotion showed to celebrate any Russian team scoring but show emotion if the Russian team is not winning, ala Russian were losing to Anderlecht and just lambast the Dynamo manager as being useless and again, do not acknowledge any of the Dynamo goal as it would make you look really silly, saying the Dynamo Moscow coach is useless when they have won the game!!!
The Zenit and Russian way with Kleber Alfonso Oscar Ferreia Da Silva Farodonkeyrider age 64 from the Algarve.
Last edited by CDG; March 11th, 2015 at 20:03.