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post #1 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 19:02 Thread Starter
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fair score would had been the draw.....

Benfica will win wednesday.
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Don't be disappearing from the forum again when you lose to us again....
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you will see wed....
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you will see wed....
Don't worry buddy, got all your quotes loaded up again.

Don't run away from the forum again........

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You will be defeated today CDG,ISDEL and Sviastolav.

Dumbtitties has the fireworks ready!
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post #2 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 19:03 Thread Starter
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1-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #3 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 19:14
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6th time in 7 years.

Don't worry Klebcakes after we beat Monaco and you take on an unmotivated Bayer you'll be in prime shape to make yet another long but ultimately unrewarding EL run.
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Also, sticky please
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post #5 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 19:17
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Also, sticky please
Oh wait, I can do that
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post #6 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 19:54
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Kleber can at least take some consolation from the fact that at least their youth team managed to do today what their senior team couldn't: score a goal against Zenit. Too bad they conceded 5.

Edit: I'm sure that was an unfair result though.... like all Zenit victories.
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post #7 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 20:02 Thread Starter
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wed you will cry.
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I will cry with laughter again buddy...
BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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post #8 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 20:06 Thread Starter
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This was for tonight's match
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You will be defeated today CDG,ISDEL and Sviastolav.

Dumbtitties has the fireworks ready!
And from the first match too -
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2-0,3-1....

Dumbtitties can throw the fireworks in some hours....
Every time he promises this gay Firework show with Dumbtitties he is a no show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this some gay slang for - I am going to cry my hours out for 24 hours hide away from the forum whilst Dumbtittie shoves a Firework up my anus in some bizzare sex game????
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post #9 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 20:12 Thread Starter
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i think Benfica will not lose in russia....
Woooops buddy

Gave it the Charlie Big Potatoes again, lost again and disappeared from the forum again like a big fat loser.
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post #10 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 20:20 Thread Starter
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i don't like zenit.
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bebe would play in zenit.
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villas boas destroyed all zenit players.
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zenit players are done for the season
blame vilas boas.
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phisicaly he team is dead.....blame vilas boas.
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villas boas is also a average coach and he showed that yesteday.
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you guys are so pathetic.
no coach,no tactic and above no discipline.
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Benfica will beat zenit....
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i don't like zenit but this is so sad.
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i don't hate zenit.
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #11 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 20:24 Thread Starter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_dyijCj9c

GOAL GOAL GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where you hiding Kleber??????

Remember what we discussed before the match??????
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fair score would had been the draw.....

Benfica will win wednesday.
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Don't be disappearing from the forum again when you lose to us again....
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you will see wed....
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Don't worry buddy, got all your quotes loaded up again.

Don't run away from the forum again........
And you've done exactly what you did the first game. Gave loads of shit before the game, I asked you not to run away from the forum if your giving all this shit and you've done the same again and done a Houdini
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You missed one:
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last zenit home win in the cl oct 24 2012.

since than 7 games....:dielaugh:
Well there goes that streak.
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post #13 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 20:29 Thread Starter
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You missed one:


Well there goes that streak.
Lol

Shame Shatov didn't start.

The minute he came on we were transformed and looked a far superior side, I'm sure we would have won by 4 or 5 if he had started.
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post #14 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 21:05 Thread Starter
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What is Kleber doing now?

A) - In some Portugese trashy bar necking Vodka's and Whisky to forget about tonights results whilst getting upto boogie when Wigfield Saturday night is played on the Jukebox? He's got his Black Leather slip on Shoes over his White socks in his Grey Farrar Trousers with a White vest on.. He's looking the part....

B) Gone for a stroll on the Algarve with his Pet Donkey Miguel, he has tied Miguel up and is currently standing on the edge of a cliff deciding wether to end it all. For some reason he still has a Carrott in his hand....

C) Firework gay sex show with Dumbtitties which involves plenty of lube, Rockets and hairy men's anus's. You will have noticed everytime Kleber has promised us Fireworks with Dumbtitties neither have them posted....

You decide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #15 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 21:39 Thread Starter
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And just when you thought things couldn't get any worse for Kleber...

Benfica are out of Europe completely after the Monaco result tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even a Europa League run this year!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the only time in CL History a first seed have finished bottom of their group??????????????
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post #16 of 33 (permalink) Old November 26th, 2014, 21:54 Thread Starter
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Goodnight Kleber, sleep tight buddy.

I raise a glass of Jack Daniels to you buddy whilst kissing the guns.
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post #17 of 33 (permalink) Old November 27th, 2014, 07:18 Thread Starter
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Very suicidal character agreed lads?

2 matches in a row for weeks and days on end he has told us we are crap, crap coach and we will lose to Benfica. This time I asked him just to make sure he stuck around on the forum if Benfica lost and he has done the same again and vanished into thin air.

He's not taken this defeat well as he lads?
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oh well congrats on qual for El.

you have no chance to beat monaco.

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post #19 of 33 (permalink) Old November 27th, 2014, 19:22 Thread Starter
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oh well congrats on qual for El.

you have no chance to beat monaco.
Wow you really a sore loser, man some serious bitterness inside of you.

If your "a fan of Russian Sport" why would not be rooting for Zenit to beat Monaco?

Even more so with Zenit having more Portugese players than Benfica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kleber

I can't imagine the beating he must have given his donkey Miguel last night after that loss.

AVB just has Benfica in his back pocket, too. Totally owns them.
This belongs here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

So the reason Kleber hates AVB so much is because he always beats Benfica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason he hates Zenit so much is because they always beat Benfica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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