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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old November 3rd, 2013, 22:23 Thread Starter
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World Cup playoff 1st leg: Paquador vs Upper Volta 15/11/2013

So Paquador will play the for the World Cup spot vs an African team with lots of Ligue 1 players.

Hernandez is likely to miss the match as he was not released on bail and might face 20 years in jail although he is claiming he was simply renting out his apartment and had no idea it is used as the headquarters of an international arms trade cartel. So it is not certain yet who will start in goal.

Also Hernan Morales is suspended for additional two matches based on video evidence where it appeared he indeed was pepper spraying the Colombian goalie on this corner situation which led to our equalizer. He still claims he was simply farting very heavily after eating too much chili the previous night. But the review board are saying he might've installed a special pocket on his shorts where he hid the spray can.

And no updates yet on the whereabouts of the Baptista twins. Last I heard about it the interior ministry closed the investigation claiming the alleged alien ship the villagers saw was just a weather balloon.

So that's four starters missing.

Nevertheless, expecting a 4-0 win.

Big games are easy than the other games, unfortunately. Every times we have the control the games, under the control the games, during the games we had the some possibilities, some big chances, some big okazyons, something like that but what can I do, sometimes? AndÖ.itís the football, thatís the football, something happened. Everything is something happened. - Fatih Terim
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We will have no problem here. Dios es de Paquador!

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No matter what happens abroad, we'll get our revenge back home. No team has ever defeated Paquador in their own stadium.

Foreign media have sometimes said that it's because the star players of the opposing teams mysteriously disappear during the night before the game, or suddenly fall down the stairs or get run over by a truck on their way to the stadium. Those journalists are obvioulsy anti-paqites. But despite their blatant lies FIFA has launched several investigations into the matter, yet no official has ever returned from our beloved nation with even a shred of proof.

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Anti-paquites? Send in the crow drones!

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So, after the first leg was cancelled because of the second military revolution in Paquador this month, FIFA has decided to hold both legs on 18th November. First we play on a neutral pitch in Geneva, Switzerland (starting at noon) and then take the chartered flight to Upper Volta where the second leg kicks off at 21.00 local time.

Congratulations to our former goalkeeper Frederico Hernandez who is now the new Comandante General of Paquador!

Big games are easy than the other games, unfortunately. Every times we have the control the games, under the control the games, during the games we had the some possibilities, some big chances, some big okazyons, something like that but what can I do, sometimes? AndÖ.itís the football, thatís the football, something happened. Everything is something happened. - Fatih Terim
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whatever happened to Lower Volta?

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