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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old June 13th, 2009, 21:00 Thread Starter
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Haiku Competition (Bicentennial Edition)

Show your Paquadorian pride in a form of haiku.

Glorious nation here
Come, sit, have a lump of crow
Hurrah Paquador!

Hurrah for Paquador!
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run in fear from us.

But tomorrow is new day and new chance. -- Alija

Nel cielo biancazzurro brilla un'altra stella - In the lightblue sky another star shines. Alija tu non sarai mai sola. Alija you will never be alone.
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Oh great Paquador
Hear our bearded ladies sing
Boobies all around

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Humbird does the splits
Foot touches behind the ear
She sticks her landing

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Garrincha get out
you are not welcome here now
Brazilians are bad

But tomorrow is new day and new chance. -- Alija

Nel cielo biancazzurro brilla un'altra stella - In the lightblue sky another star shines. Alija tu non sarai mai sola. Alija you will never be alone.
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Garrincha you troll
Go back to your own forum
Brazucas hack poo!

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hack poo hack poo hack!
poo hack poo hack poo hack poo!
Brazucas shoo shoo

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Brazuca lloron
La puta que te pario
Sos un maricon

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Gold Shines brighter
silver is pale,
Five World Cups.

Garrincha Pele Vava,
Zico Ronaldo
Rivaldo Rivelino

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If you don't know what a haiku is get the fuck out of here.

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For example, the metric of your haikus are quite irregular. Also, you have little references for time. And the contemplative nature of haikus are lost in your poems.
The Haiku master of Pacuador, Mato Bananeira, would tell you that.

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Ode to Boyo

Boyo ends his reign
San Amsterdam knows him well
Boyo he's OK

Thank you for your time as captain.

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poo hack poo hack poo hack poo!
Brazucas shoo shoo
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Paquador, our home.
To nowhere else will we roam.
Viva Paquador!

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Nel cielo biancazzurro brilla un'altra stella - In the lightblue sky another star shines. Alija tu non sarai mai sola. Alija you will never be alone.
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Ode to Boyo

Boyo ends his reign
San Amsterdam knows him well
Boyo he's OK

Thank you for your time as captain.
Outstanding!

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But tomorrow is new day and new chance. -- Alija

Nel cielo biancazzurro brilla un'altra stella - In the lightblue sky another star shines. Alija tu non sarai mai sola. Alija you will never be alone.
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Outstanding as well!

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On our Bicentennial year let's put some haikus together in remembrance to those patriots who gave us our independence from the Maltese tyrants!

Here's mine:

Two hundred years gone.
Heavy shackles have been torn.
Freedom, Paquador!

Hurrah for Paquador!
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ZZzzzZzz... I certainly thought Our Dear Leader would have something to add to this thread....

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