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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old June 13th, 2009, 04:03 Thread Starter
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Paquadorian Government

Paquador is ruled by Bernardo Bosillas Burruchaga "De second", every Paquadorian knows he is God and has been the Paquadorian ruler since 1005 when he first appeared naked and only dressed by the Paquatorian National Flag in the Goverment Palace.

Bernie is not free of heretic suspicious, speacially those coming from the Press. After two weeks were Bernardo barked through TV conferences in the form of a Siberian husky, the press started to suspect that those blurred photos of someone looking like Bernie in Seychelles surrouned by Ricky Martin and Cristano Ronaldo was actually him.
They asked him about it in a memorable Press Conference where Bernie answered: "Like if I have to ask your permission to become a Siberian Husky, I'm God arseholes..." his next Press Conference he looked like Carmen Miranda meeting Milton Berle and nobody ever questioned his divinity again...

Roberto Gomez Bolaños "De Second" was the Ministry of War in 1982, in a brave attemp to show his solidarity towards Galtieri goverment in the FalKland/Malvinas war against Great Britain he said: "Si quieren venir que vengan!...les presentaremos disculpas"

Roberto Gomez Bolaños "De Second" former Boy Scout, declared an ethernal state of War of Paquador...against Paquador..."this will keep as in form and always ready" he claimed...

"De cada 10 personas que ven televisión...5 son la mitad"
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old June 13th, 2009, 19:40
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But tomorrow is new day and new chance. -- Alija

Nel cielo biancazzurro brilla un'altra stella - In the lightblue sky another star shines. Alija tu non sarai mai sola. Alija you will never be alone.
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old June 13th, 2009, 20:47
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Paquador Parliament (closed indefinitely by orders of el Señor Presidente)


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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old June 27th, 2009, 08:35
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wtf is paquador?

paraguai+ecuador?

Quando eu morrer
Não quero vela nem pranto
Quero um caixão em preto e branco
Com a bandeira do meu coringão.


Muita música, mulheres, cerveja gelada
Mostrem pra rapaziada a força da nossa nação
Façam mais uma coisa por mim,
Uma placa escrita assim:
"Aqui repousa um campeão".

Sou coringão, sou gaviões
Eternamente o campeão dos campeões!
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old November 20th, 2009, 17:32
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I'm disappointed that I was not nominated. I was once the favorite for the Argentina NT coach. Instead they picked Maradona and look what happened.

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There's our crest in al its glory. Beautiful.

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old November 21st, 2009, 11:01
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Thanks. A wee contribution to a great country.

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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old July 2nd, 2010, 17:40
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That does NOT look like a crow perched on top of the Paquador crest.

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old July 2nd, 2010, 17:42
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It looks like an eagle with a vulture head.

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that's obviously a condor, in other words a fake!

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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old November 28th, 2014, 03:16 Thread Starter
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donde estas Loco del orto?

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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old November 28th, 2014, 04:04
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Paquadorian new regime flag with our proud national symbol, the crow:



not much different from the Communist regime flag which was discarded in 1974:



not as nice as the old one from the British colonial times:


Big games are easy than the other games, unfortunately. Every times we have the control the games, under the control the games, during the games we had the some possibilities, some big chances, some big okazyons, something like that but what can I do, sometimes? And….it’s the football, that’s the football, something happened. Everything is something happened. - Fatih Terim
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old November 29th, 2014, 01:55 Thread Starter
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Andy, I think you should try some kind of revisionism about the Paquadorian History and Goverments.
In the meantime we should spend quite a sum of our resources to try to find Loco, might be a hard task since Paquador has become the first Alien Friendly Nation, abductions has skyrocket in the last two years.

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