Teams: Milan-Sporting CP-USA-Mexico
How can a goal count be misleading? The sorry sack of sh*t simply scores goals at a ridiculous rate (or he did). Jardel is the kind of player who does absolutely nothing for an entire match, but has maybe two touches on the ball and he scores both times. He's brilliant with the head. However (and perhaps this is your point), Jardel has little skill with the ball, so unless he's heading it, he's useless. But if you play a crossing game and make use of his head, then Jardel is easily one of the most dangerous players around. He was, anyway.
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