On a serious note, Sporting did play some good football in that half. I felt the midfield was a little too crowded though, none of the three central/defensive midfielders really took the game by the horns.
Jeffren is a poor player, always looking to just dive out there. Must have have three or four dives alone in that half, puts the ball to the right or left of the opponent and jumps in the air. This isn't Barca, so he won't get those calls.
Joao Pereira continues his good form and was probably the best player of your team in that half. Excellent stuff from him, getting forward with confidence and defending/pressuring aggressively.
Postiga/Djalo just doesn't work up front, Rubio needs to be there. Don't know if that van Wolfswinkel guy would do anything.
A VENCER DESDE 1893
Oh lampião, levaste 5 no Dragão, nunca te esquecerás desta grande humilhação!
*little pillows wrestling is another thing Josh does, when he is drunk *