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How many members of the WWE does it take to replace a light bulb?

None, the mods do it for us.
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"Serena Williams"

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How many members of the WWE does it take to replace a light bulb?

None, the mods do it for us.
and then remove it again as it turns out EE light bulb does not comply with EU energy saving standards and they rather see us sitting in the dark than causing global warming
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Serena Williams is a beautiful woman whose competitiveness and motherhood deserves our utmost respect
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Big games are easy than the other games, unfortunately. Every times we have the control the games, under the control the games, during the games we had the some possibilities, some big chances, some big okazyons, something like that but what can I do, sometimes? And….it’s the football, that’s the football, something happened. Everything is something happened. - Fatih Terim
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Serena is the greatest living tennis player.

Change my mind.
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Talking of tennis and EE.

Monica Seles is almost constantly on Hungarian telly. She speaks well but with Hungarian grammar and vowel Harmany she mixes in English words and it sounds weird. In Hungarian words like in, on, with are added to the word. For example with szōvkap is szövkappal. 'p' coz it's the last letter and 'a' because of the vowel harmany. My name János therefore becomes Jánossal. But with foriegn words it's weird.


Hungary should be world famous for tennis. Seles, Hingis, Konta are all Hungarian but nobody knows or cares. Konta and Seles speak really well. Hingis never had much contact with her Hungarian father.
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Talking of tennis and EE.

Monica Seles is almost constantly on Hungarian telly. She speaks well but with Hungarian grammar and vowel Harmany she mixes in English words and it sounds weird. In Hungarian words like in, on, with are added to the word. For example with szōvkap is szövkappal. 'p' coz it's the last letter and 'a' because of the vowel harmany. My name János therefore becomes Jánossal. But with foriegn words it's weird.


Hungary should be world famous for tennis. Seles, Hingis, Konta are all Hungarian but nobody knows or cares. Konta and Seles speak really well. Hingis never had much contact with her Hungarian father.
true...

Big games are easy than the other games, unfortunately. Every times we have the control the games, under the control the games, during the games we had the some possibilities, some big chances, some big okazyons, something like that but what can I do, sometimes? And….it’s the football, that’s the football, something happened. Everything is something happened. - Fatih Terim
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true...
the no one cares part is definitely 100% true
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Who has the better backhand: Serena Williams or the average EE father?

Discuss.
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Hungary should be world famous for tennis. Seles, Hingis, Konta are all Hungarian but nobody knows or cares. Konta and Seles speak really well. Hingis never had much contact with her Hungarian father.
True, but then again it's understandable since you're talking about women's tennis after all, so the care factor is hugely diminished from the start
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Talking of tennis and EE.

Monica Seles is almost constantly on Hungarian telly. She speaks well but with Hungarian grammar and vowel Harmany she mixes in English words and it sounds weird. In Hungarian words like in, on, with are added to the word. For example with szōvkap is szövkappal. 'p' coz it's the last letter and 'a' because of the vowel harmany. My name János therefore becomes Jánossal. But with foriegn words it's weird.


Hungary should be world famous for tennis. Seles, Hingis, Konta are all Hungarian but nobody knows or cares. Konta and Seles speak really well. Hingis never had much contact with her Hungarian father.
Real shame what happened to Svávay btw. Loads of potential there.

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Who has the better backhand: Serena Williams or the average EE father?

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well this .gif doesn't make much sense now as one more Dima post got deleted

he was mostly recycling old material there though
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I would like to dedicate this post to the beautiful Serena Williams

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Real shame what happened to Svávay btw. Loads of potential there.
You mean Szávay Ági?

What happened? I don't hear about her at all. I remember arguing with Gabs that
she looks avarage. (in looks). I think she felt if I think Ági.is average then she must be fugly.

Do you still keep in touch? She's doing really well. She married a guy and he wore a skirt at their wedding. They have the cutest baby boy! His cheeks are adorable.
She's livin her best life. Judit too! She has two babies. I call her a baby making machine. Both of them wanted babies so badly and their dream came true. So happy for them.
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Bentex, on a scale of 1-to-Serena, how hysterical are you in real life?
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