Teams: Crvena Zvezda, Girondins de Bordeaux
Scholes: terrible dribbler, even worse discipline like an angry ginger kid who never forgot about being shunned in the school playground.
Modric: too short and angular; thrives only in highly politicized environments; terrible memory, dim-witted
Pirlo: slow, lazy, inability to carry out simple plans or tackle; he's the sickly Mussolini to Matthaus's Hitler.
Better options: Gazza, Prosinecki, Antognoni
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