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Women and their laptops. I don't have a laptop, and whenever I spill anything upon my keyboard of a stationary computer (from bodily fluids to other liquids), I just buy a new one, it costs less than 5 euros. My wife though is parading with her laptop all around the flat, whenever I turn around there's her laptop, on the table (just in front where I usually sit), on the coach infront of TV (so I can't lay down and sleep on it), on the bed, under the bed....
Few months ago I was invited to my brother's flat, they were making some dinner, and I couldn't engage in a boring conversation with my brother and his wife, so I took my brother's wife's laptop and started surfing at dinner table waiting for them to serve me a meal. They disliked it, but what a hell, what to do when one waits to get served. I mostly surfed on XT, and ... my beer got somehow spread all over the laptop in some mysterious circumstances (I don't remember exactly how it happened), I just stood up and distanced myself from this event, and my brother and his panicky wife took care of it. Anyhow, a week later I asked them, how's that laptop which got under my beer, and they said, it's all fine, even better than before. So, there's my advice, spill some beer over it, it may work better as it did in my case.
Dimissió Rata Rosell, Laporta president PER SEMPRE!