CSKA MORECAMBE - THE CRISIS PART II - (Lost to a team without a win in 6 months)
Long time no see!
Yesterday CSKA Morecambe's desperate season took a turn for a worst, they lost to bottom of the League Amkar Perm who were without a victory since October 2014!!!!!
This comes hot on the heels of CSKA Morecambe's disastrous record against the top 7 teams in the League. They have faced the top 7 teams on 8 occasions so far and they have won 1 and 7 losses! 3 Points out of 28.
The question is, where did it all go wrong? Who is to blame?
The fans, CSKA are known throughout the World for having the smallest army, they have the World Famous 4600 CSKA Morecambe Barmy Army, numbers used to be at 5600 but 1000 Japanese tourists who used to come to watch Honda, stopped watching, instead they went to Milan when Honda moved. The question now - Is the 4600 CSKA Morecambe Barmy becoming even smaller? Out of their last 4 competitive Home matches they have had, these are 2 of the 4 attendances 4000 and 3500!!!!! I kid you not!!!
The away support? Is it still there? Against Zenit a Fleet of 9 x 5 seater Taxi's carried the entire away support and Zenit being good sports, gave up their home dugout to fit in all the away fans. Do the fans know something, are they to blame for not backing the team at home? The away support still seems to be there.
The Record Transfer? Eyebrows were raised when CSKA Morecambe paid 10 Million for a 9 year old Brazilian schoolboy called Vitinho, anyone who has witnessed him play can safely say he is not a Footballer. Now aged 11, he has to leave CSKA Morecambe on loan, not for Football but to go back to School as he was behind on his lessons.
The Goalkeeper - Igor Icantmakesaveav, he was laughing the stock of the World when he became officially the worst goalkeeper ever after the World Cup, many would say Igor Icantmakesaveav has now turned the corner, anyone who saw his display in Montenegro where he saved anything the opposition threw at him can say he has turned the corner. So it's now down to him.
The Manager? Has somehow manage to take an invisible rocking chair to every Football match. Is there something wrong with the Chair? Is this affecting the team talks?
The defenders? Donkey 1 and Donkey 2, are they being fed the right Carrots?
Last edited by CDG; April 14th, 2015 at 07:43.