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post #1 of 224 (permalink) Old November 10th, 2004, 19:00 Thread Starter
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Lol

Just look at what I came across... I still can't stop laughing :dielaugh::dielaugh:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

(sorry if it is old )
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post #2 of 224 (permalink) Old November 10th, 2004, 19:09
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post #3 of 224 (permalink) Old November 10th, 2004, 19:10
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post #4 of 224 (permalink) Old November 10th, 2004, 19:11 Thread Starter
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I am really going to learn it all by heart... I admire a person who wrote it:dielaugh:
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post #5 of 224 (permalink) Old November 10th, 2004, 19:17
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
that's remind me my mother sometimes btw

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post #6 of 224 (permalink) Old November 10th, 2004, 19:18 Thread Starter
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that's remind me my mother sometimes btw
yeah same here:dielaugh:
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Oh, what good daughters you are... :dielaugh:
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post #9 of 224 (permalink) Old November 10th, 2004, 19:35 Thread Starter
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i am a good daughter when parents dont annoy me too much
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lol really nice thing
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post #11 of 224 (permalink) Old December 1st, 2004, 19:34 Thread Starter
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Daily routine:

waking up.

Nokia, Colgate, Nescafe, Hochland, Orbit.

Renault, Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia.

McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Orbit.

Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia. Renault.

Tuborg.

Tuborg.

Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg.

Nokia… Nokia.

Durex.

Сolgate.

Sleep.
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post #12 of 224 (permalink) Old December 1st, 2004, 20:37
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Great one.

I specially like the (no, not Durex ) Compaq - Epson part.

Caipirinha: 6 €
Brazilian NT shirt: 70 €
Flight to Rio de Janeiro: 400 €
Seeing Italian NT kicked out of major tournament: PRICELESS

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(no, not Durex )
:eekani::eekani:

Tuborg.
Tuborg.
Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg-Tuborg is my fave:dielaugh:
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post #14 of 224 (permalink) Old December 2nd, 2004, 12:50
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Originally Posted by Fracky
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Computer programmers' real love is always made of silicon, not of flesh and blood.

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Computer programmers' real love is always made of silicon, not of flesh and blood.
ah yeah... sure... sorry, I forgot
it's just that my way of thinking differs from a computer programmer's one way too much...:dielaugh:
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ah yeah... sure... sorry, I forgot
it's just that my way of thinking differs from a computer programmer's one way too much...:dielaugh:
That's quite understandable.

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I know it's old but yet it suits our situation perfectly

Three fishermen sitting in a boat fishing. Day is breaking.
- Oh it is so beautiful... - said the first.
- yeah, wonderful indeed... - assented the second.
The third one thought for a while and threw both out of the boat. For offtopic and flood.
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post #18 of 224 (permalink) Old December 23rd, 2004, 22:53 Thread Starter
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Rather funny, isn't it?

How many forum posters does it take to replace a bulb?
Answer: 1 193
1 replaces a bulb and posts that the bulb was replaced.
12 share their similar life experiences and stories about replacing bulbs in different ways.
7 warn that to replace a bulb is a dangerous thing.
27 point out grammar and spelling mistakes in previous messages.
53 start a squabble with them.
156 write PMs to the admin about the impossibility of bulb discussions on this forum.
41 correct grammar mistakes in the posts of those who argued with people who pointed out spelling mistakes.
109 demand to move the discussion of bulbs to forums.litebulb
203 demand to move the discussion of mistakes to forums.grammar, forums.spelling and forums.punctuation
111 write that we all use bulbs and that's why such a discussion is allowed here.
306 discuss which is the best place to buy bulbs, how to replace them best and what kinds of bulbs are the best for this way of replacement.
27 post links to sites where one can see pics of different bulbs.
14 write that links don’t work and post valid links.
3 write that on these sites they have found information concerning the forum, which allows to discuss a bulb problem on this forum.
33 sort all previous messages, combine them into one big post and add their own opinion. 12 claims that they are leaving the forum forever because they cant stand this discussion anymore.
4 suggest to create FAQ about bulbs and their replacement.
25 suggest to open a new forum forums.change.litebulb
47 state that the forum forums.physic.cold.fusion was created exactly for this subject.
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post #19 of 224 (permalink) Old December 23rd, 2004, 22:53 Thread Starter
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And some offtopic stuff:

- why did CSKA relegate from the ChL?
- Because they are armeitsy, and not footballers.

(sorry I couldn't resist )
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post #20 of 224 (permalink) Old December 23rd, 2004, 23:34
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:thmbup: :dielaugh:
Fracky, thanks for these two posts. Good mood at half past 2 am - that's what I needed.
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