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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old March 23rd, 2008, 12:37 Thread Starter
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The Paul Jewell sex tapes



http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2303...x_shame2.shtml

wtf?


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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old March 23rd, 2008, 12:40
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:dielaugh: ooo the news of the world, best place to find the truth amongst liars :dielaugh:

Them and the Daily Star must make a mint on publishing lies, and the best of it is, they know its all lies n so do the readers but its amusing!

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Just the combination though

The __________ sex tape

and then of all people...Paul Jewell


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KEEPS his T-shirt on to hide his overweight midfield as he goes for goal in a variety of formations.

Here are the dramatic action replays of highlights from Jewell's sordid match away from wife Ann-Marie, 45.

FIRST LEG: The camera pans across a living room and a beige leather sofa before focusing on the opposition—a blonde in her 30s wearing nothing but a wedding and engagement ring, black lacy knickers and bra and those studded suede boots.

what's wrong with you englishmen? it's like almost every week some sexscandal

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OMG this guy was a guest here on Showtime Sports last year in Dubai! He seemed a reasonable chap, and talked about his good memories at Wigan.

Is this true, or a piss-take?

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course it's true, the NOTW don't do jokes on people, they just ruin their lives mercifully, though Jewell only has himself to blame here, wtf made him do a film of this?




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if this shit is real, I have to saw he looks like a murderer in the pic

it doesn't surprise me, English people love doing this stuff
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So he "KEEPS his T-shirt on to hide his overweight midfield as he goes for goal in a variety of formations". Does he also keep his socks on? Nothing more sexy than wearing a T-shirt and socks while getting it on...

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anyway, this film was made when he was manager of Wigan, but it just came out now
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Haha, what the hell?! Most unlikely sex-tape shocker ever

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:dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh: :dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh:

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Somehow I don't think this is going to be as popular as the Paris Hilton one.

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Derby County may sue for that
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is it really true or a hoax.
Cant really believe it

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What a guy

At least he's not shagging all the players wifes like a certain scotsman...

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on the bright side unlike that keeper from last year who was the one getting it up the arse at least this guy comes up straight

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