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OT: My Portista from wounds experiment!

Understandably, the notion the Portistas come from wounds is one not that hard to imagine, but it is, scientifically, a notion hard to accept. So several weeks ago when my dog got a scrape on one of it's paws I decided to take a sample of the infected tissue and store it in a lab dish to see what would materialize.

At first, nothing appeared to be manifesting -- week one went by and nothing. Nada. No changes to the infected tissue.

Another week went by and still nothing...

Not willing to discredit Portista claims so easily, I decided to take the dish with the infected tissue from the windowsill and placed it instead on an environment more suited to current Portista dwellings in case it had something to do with the bright, dry atmosphere of the windowsill. So I placed the dish in the most damp and dark worm invested hole I could find in my yard, even added some of my dog's most fowl smelling feces for good measure… and VOILA! After one day I carefully removed the dish from the mess and lord and behold, the tissue was alive with an active eruption of puss! This was an amazing discovery in itself, but nothing prepared me for what I saw when I put the slide under the microscope!

Gentlemen, prepare yourself for the most hideous thing you've ever laid eyes on since Rosy O'Donnel came out in a leather dominatrix outfit in "Garden of Eden".

I smell Pulitzer, baby! Or, is it just the puss? Whatever! Here it is:
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post #2 of 42 (permalink) Old March 14th, 2002, 21:36
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Are ya saying that Carrot Top is a Portista? Who is this guy?

....There was also a conspiracy against Sporting to keep them out of 1st place by 26 points. The conspiracy is about to be revealed in a public judicial forum soon enough. It's hasn't anything to do with Golden whistles, but with Golden Showers, as Sporting Administration and coaching has conspired to piss all over themselves this season.
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the guy that every guy wants to look like!!!

Yup that guy has Girls GIRLS girls!!! while Pila has his dog and boys boys!!

It aint scary to see a good looking guy who actually get's girls what is scary is you Pila how you can look evryday in the mirror and not commit suicide!!:eekani:


You like taht picture i was a bit young there but dont get too excited.........

BahhaaaaahaLOL(at you obvious)
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Yeah who is that stugats?
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Test results don't lie. There it is! Cleek wasn't lying, in case anyone doubted him.

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Re: the guy that every guy wants to look like!!!

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Yup that guy has Girls GIRLS girls!!! while Pila has his dog and boys boys!!

It aint scary to see a good looking guy who actually get's girls what is scary is you Pila how you can look evryday in the mirror and not commit suicide!!:eekani:


You like taht picture i was a bit young there but dont get too excited.........

BahhaaaaahaLOL(at you obvious)
By the sound of it, it must be one of your maggot acquaintances.

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I see! It be, cleek!!!!

-Damn, dog! No wonder you talk sh!t only on the pc cuz in person you're too busy getting your lunch money taken J/K I'm kiddin' I'm kiddin'!
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stugats easy there?????????

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Yeah who is that stugats?
Suca mi blica is that what you hear every day from Pila Alcapu;sy?

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dont call your dad a stugats the only stugatso here is you...
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Yep! It's gotta be one of yer relatives judging by the horrendous look to horrendous grammar match up.

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By the sound of it, it must be one of your maggot acquaintances.

Pila so what your fat and ugly just live with it man,dont be mad at the world drink a six pack and chill by corky.....
and tell him stories how SLBenficaca are great,LOL

Yup I love myself and yes I love girls.....(unlike a couple of you lisbon posters).


Dont be upset because god made you ugly Pila,look at the bright side you claim some girl married you so it cant be all that bad..Oh maybe it can how ugly our desperate could this broad be?

Did you drug her Pila?(our is she really a he or better yet a HOGg a real porky?)

LOL(keep posting idiot).......
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Suca mi blica is that what you hear every day from Pila Alcapu;sy?

ciao

dont call your dad a stugats the only stugatso here is you...
Easy cleeky!

-Now that pic is that before you get into full drag or do you just throw on you're dress and your make up and go out like that?

You can call Alcapus*y all you want but after seeing your pic I just can't take you serious! You can call me all you want but I just laugh, cleeky!

Great one, Pila!!!1
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NunoCapucho21 has to leave man. Would you like it if I made fun of your fellow Portistas, no. Dam blue bloods.

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Ain't it great that despite the embarrassement of demonstrating to the world what a moron you are everyday with every single post you make, and now having that hedious mug posted on the net, you still post here! Ain't life bliss?

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Alcapu;sy tahts all you have man tahts a shame you disapointed me....

LOL man have some better remarks or just dont be Pila's b;tch and agree with every single thing he says speak your mind fool.(it can be me against 5 of you and I will still win) If your that confident when in the GTA meet up with me bring as many friends as you want because the beating you will take you will need them to carry your ass out of Canada) come on down ASAP!!!:eekani:

Pila keep correcting the grammer you are doing a great job. I am actually going to benifit from all those spelling mistakes you corrected,i think their might be a few more on this post so do the corrections now!!!

btw, as for the picture post yours so the world can have a laugh,at least I can say I get girls all Alcacrap can say is he has guy friends on the net.LOL keep on making friends on cyber world while I go and fc;k some more girls and yes thank you god for my great looks and for being god's gift to women.:eekani: Oh yes If you want I can post some of me with my girlfriend but than again i dont want homos like you jurking off at night to the pic's..Please dont use mine for your sexual urges both of you.

The only drag queen here is you alcatraz and pilinha...(that seems to be all you talk about and dream about)?geez I wounder if I have to bring up the Gay thing about U2:eekani:

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You're right, Red! Well deserved $10 smackers. Dude is still in full denial of his homosexuality. It's too bad he feels that there's something wrong with that. Oh, all that self-loathing the poor child must be going through... brings a tear to my eye.

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Uhh. forget what was said here.

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Ain't it great that despite the embarrassement of demonstrating to the world what a moron you are everyday with every single post you make, and now having that hedious mug posted on the net, you still post here! Ain't life bliss?
Oh yes I forgot to say thanks Pila for posting the picture, I would post it again but you did it so thanks,yup I love looking at it because I love myself and girls love me you can say I am a gift to women and have all the great looks and body,even tough that was taken 2 years ago I still look damm fine.I actually love looking at myself every day maybe you dont I understand being ugly and fat like you is kind of sh;t showing your face to people is liek a sin but you manage every day when you go to work our go home,how can a girl marry you still suprises me,she has to be the fu;king ugliest thing on earth.. was she at least drunk our druged?how does she make eye contact with you.(dosent she see you ugly face and just barf)dont be mad at me our the rest of the world that you are just damm FAT and ugly..

Oh dont use taht picture for other desires you queer!!

what!! you still replying back?
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Uh, Soccerstar! The moron has been banned about 31 times.

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Then why don't they just issue a I.P Bann?

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soccer star why dont you shut the fu;k up and go hide!! banned,LOL

Let me see what you are trying to say is that basically you are the Forest Gump and Pila is Babba? but where is REDRetard?

I could care less about your opinion our any other person here..

go hide now before the banning starts again(you said some big words there dont piss yourself now.)

What!!Pila what's going on you brought the old dirty basterds crew along...

31 times:eekani: How is that possible if I am still posting?

tell me again how did you hook up with a girl Pila?Is she really a girl like you say?:eekani:
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