Teams: Benfica; Portugal
OT: The "How Many Forum Members Take To Change A Light Bulb" thread revisited.
If the light bulb was to be changed by a Benfiquista, 33.
1 Pila post to praise management on how they went about obtaining a superior, young light bulb with potential at fair market price, clearly showing a plan and vision to insure an illuminated future.
1 RedEagle post to criticize Benfica's management for spending money on a new light bulb when there's a perfectly good light bulb rotting away on the bench, or on the "B" team. In fact, he can't see why we got rid of the old ligh bulb to begin with, pointing out the importance of having depth, though mysteriously forgetting this principal when it applies to his American Football team.
12 combined posts by Cleek, BootyChoker21 and all his alternate handles, to post incoherent sh*t laden with "LOL's" and puke smilies.
1 Bier post to declare Benfica Champion, now that we have more illumination.
1 Eng66 post to state that he wished we had gone with a more experienced light bulb.
1 LadyEagle Post to point out the virtues of a certain light bulb in Fiorentina… and how well it would fit at Benfica.
1 OG post to remind us that Portistas are scum and that we're gonna shed some light on their fraudulent season now that we have a new light bulb.
1 Fee-go post to condemn all fans of foreign teams for blaming Portuguese light bulbs for their lack of illumination when clearly it is their own management's fault for not having a capable team that knows how to strategically screw and place the light bulb in an area where its glow is most effective.
1 more Fee-go post laden with facts relating to wattage, room angles and window placement to prove his point.
1 foreign poster to counter that despite room angles, window placement etc, the previous light bulb didn't have as much difficulty illuminating the room.
1 more Fee-go counter with more facts to show that the previous light bulb was different, but not better.
2 more combined posts by RedEagle and Pila mocking each other's view on the matter. RedEagle accuses Pila of seeing through a Pollyanna, Management-apologist glasses, blinding him from seeing the hidden facts in his speculation. Pila's to accuse RedEagle of spinning speculation to fit his doomsday, pessimistic, overly critical view.
1 Razor post to shut everybody the f*ck up 'cus it's the only that makes any sense.
8 replies all agreeing with Razor.