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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old February 22nd, 2002, 19:33 Thread Starter
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OT: How many posters does it take to change a light bulb?

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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed;

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently;

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;

17 Portistas to point out that the best light bulb changers play for the FCPuss;

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb";

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive;

another 3 Portistas to agree with the other 17 Portistas;

3 more Portistas to simply quote the other 20 Portistas with an added AOL geek-speak, "LOL" to their post.

15 to write to the site administrator about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this board, of which 14 are Portistas;

10 to post that this board is not about light bulbs and to please take this thread to the litebulb (note the misspelling - Portistas) board;

9 more Portistas to add the 'ol "bencaca" with the required puke smilie to their post;

3 more Portistas to add "farmer boy" jokes;

1 Portista with 4 different handles to profess his undying love for bootychoker's ability to change light bulbs to give the impression of popular opinion;

7 Portistas to regurgitate his opinion;

11 posters to defend the posting to this board saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this board;

6 posters to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty;

2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs;

1 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and the post the corrected URL's;

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this board which makes light bulbs relevant to this board;

3 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers and then add "Me too";

1 to post to the board that they are logging off because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy;

1 Portista to say how "conferteble" it is to change a lightbulb in an Italian NT uni;

19 Portistas to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three";

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ;

another 4 to ask what is "FAQ";

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago in chat?"

14 to ask "what's chat?"

3 Portistas to re-post their undying support for Bootychoker, and Helder Postiga before the administrator closes the thread;

1 administrator to close the thread;

another to ban the three Portistas who could not help themselves but involve their sexual insecurities while regurgitating their opinions.

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post #2 of 21 (permalink) Old February 22nd, 2002, 19:42
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how the feck do you come up with these things?

and why's there no FECKIN MILANISTAS included?

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Damn...back to back nominees for Post of the Year! Pila is indeed in rare form, minus the automatic defense mechanism for Jesualdo Ferreira.

Question though....I counted at least 30 feckin' postistas in that post. IS there that many with Internet access??



....There was also a conspiracy against Sporting to keep them out of 1st place by 26 points. The conspiracy is about to be revealed in a public judicial forum soon enough. It's hasn't anything to do with Golden whistles, but with Golden Showers, as Sporting Administration and coaching has conspired to piss all over themselves this season.
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Don't forget that some have mulitple handles for several reasons i. e. bans, re-inforce opinions etc.

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Still it's a very high number?

....There was also a conspiracy against Sporting to keep them out of 1st place by 26 points. The conspiracy is about to be revealed in a public judicial forum soon enough. It's hasn't anything to do with Golden whistles, but with Golden Showers, as Sporting Administration and coaching has conspired to piss all over themselves this season.
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It's probably their cockroach-like characters that give us the impression that there are more than actuality.

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That's normal man, especially with Pila's post as of late. Btw you coming down to Jersey in April?

....There was also a conspiracy against Sporting to keep them out of 1st place by 26 points. The conspiracy is about to be revealed in a public judicial forum soon enough. It's hasn't anything to do with Golden whistles, but with Golden Showers, as Sporting Administration and coaching has conspired to piss all over themselves this season.
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Dawn, that's alot of Portistas. LMAO!

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with an added AOL geek-speak, "LOL" to their post.
Here yu got it :

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Dawn, that's alot of Portistas. LOL!
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Btw you coming down to Jersey in April?
Maybe, with the arrow pointing towards yes for now.

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I am confused Pila

Porto NOW have theren own forum yet the Portistas feature in 82% of your study figure !!! Is that cause there supportter base is so prominent or htere little supportter base are just pains in the arse !! Aka ( a Haemoroid )

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Always nice to see so many people having such an obsession and fascination for porto fans
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Some people need to get out more....
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You ain't kiddin.

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Now, is it "lightbulb" or "light bulb"?

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Good news!

A streamline process is under way to cut the number down to a meager 75!
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What did you do? Delete all of Cleek's and Oporto's alternate handles?

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Nah, just cut off some of the contacts that he has with his kissing cousins, uncles and aunts, etc.
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Nah, just cut off some of the contacts that he has with his kissing cousins, uncles and aunts, etc.
Bwahahahahaha

That was a great idea, OSF!

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