Teams: Benfica; Portugal
OT: How many posters does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed;
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently;
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs;
17 Portistas to point out that the best light bulb changers play for the FCPuss;
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb";
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive;
another 3 Portistas to agree with the other 17 Portistas;
3 more Portistas to simply quote the other 20 Portistas with an added AOL geek-speak, "LOL" to their post.
15 to write to the site administrator about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this board, of which 14 are Portistas;
10 to post that this board is not about light bulbs and to please take this thread to the litebulb (note the misspelling - Portistas) board;
9 more Portistas to add the 'ol "bencaca" with the required puke smilie to their post;
3 more Portistas to add "farmer boy" jokes;
1 Portista with 4 different handles to profess his undying love for bootychoker's ability to change light bulbs to give the impression of popular opinion;
7 Portistas to regurgitate his opinion;
11 posters to defend the posting to this board saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this board;
6 posters to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty;
2 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs;
1 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and the post the corrected URL's;
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this board which makes light bulbs relevant to this board;
3 to link all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers and then add "Me too";
1 to post to the board that they are logging off because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy;
1 Portista to say how "conferteble" it is to change a lightbulb in an Italian NT uni;
19 Portistas to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three";
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ;
another 4 to ask what is "FAQ";
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago in chat?"
14 to ask "what's chat?"
3 Portistas to re-post their undying support for Bootychoker, and Helder Postiga before the administrator closes the thread;
1 administrator to close the thread;
another to ban the three Portistas who could not help themselves but involve their sexual insecurities while regurgitating their opinions.