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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old April 23rd, 2006, 21:15 Thread Starter
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Little Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy. "He plays football for Futebol Clube do Porto but I was just too embarrassed to say."

Sorry, it was the first time that i saw it
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old April 23rd, 2006, 21:17
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bwahahahahahaha great one

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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old April 23rd, 2006, 21:55
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ahhahahahaahahhahahaha

well i knew it from before....but its always a joy reading it again

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BWHAHA!!

The other men in the joke are the ultras from Super Dragoes, who embarrassed themselves all season long, from calling for Co's head, to damaging his car, only to go out in the last game and rape a couple of the Porto players as celebration of the title.

....There was also a conspiracy against Sporting to keep them out of 1st place by 26 points. The conspiracy is about to be revealed in a public judicial forum soon enough. It's hasn't anything to do with Golden whistles, but with Golden Showers, as Sporting Administration and coaching has conspired to piss all over themselves this season.
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Now all of you will be reported to the Admin,especialy Killa! ,this is not the way to behave towards a great club and the last portuguese club to bring european and world club trophies to Portugal! p
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Apito Dourado: Pinto da Costa ilibado do processo, segundo a TVI
[ 2006/04/24 | 20:15 ] Redacção MaisFutebol

Pinto da Costa e restantes arguidos por suspeitas relativas ao F.C. Porto-E. Amadora, apitado por Jacinto Paixão, foram notificados do arquivamento do processo, segundo adiantou ao início da noite a TVI.

«Não se percebe o interesse do F.C. Porto em comprar o árbitro frente ao modesto E. Amadora», refere o procurador que ilibou o presidente do clube portista e restantes elementos envolvidos neste caso, englobado no Apito Dourado.

Do processo, consta uma conversa entre António Araújo, empresário de jogadores, e Pinto da Costa, onde se suspeitava que tivesse sido combinada a retribuição para a equipa de arbitragem liderada por Jacinto Paixão, que passava por relações com prostitutas.

Segundo Pinto da Costa, quando as iniciais J.P. surgiram na conversa, estas era referentes a Joaquim Pinheiro, amigo de António Araújo, que pretenderia receber «fruta», ou dinheiro, relativo à transferência de jogadores.

http://www.maisfutebol.iol.pt/notici...58&div_id=1676

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não há cu :rollani:

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This will be known as the Arquivo Dourado.
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Maciel, Bruno Vale.... What do they have in Common?
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