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post #1 of 3064 (permalink) Old September 19th, 2002, 11:01 Thread Starter
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Finally, the central striker among the threads starts to exist...a real threat.

FORZA BEPPE SIGNORI!!!
FORZA BEPPE FAVALLI!!!!
KRYLIA SOVETOV

Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!
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post #2 of 3064 (permalink) Old September 19th, 2002, 11:36
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According to Cotterell, the number 9 had particular significance in the Ancient World.

The Greeks had 9 Muses, while the early Ptolemaic model of the universe had 9 spheres, and the Hindu yantra has 9 linked triangles.

Appearing in conjunction with the burial of a king, such as the Old Lord [9 "eggs" on each spider face, which bear his features], and Tutankhamun [9 bound captives on the door seals], it denotes they were venerated as "Supergods".

So this should be some super-edition of Kafka. However, I havn't found a transition from ancient mythology to porn (yet... )



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Not only all that but there are exactly 9 hot high school girls walking past my window at the moment.



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I see a greek goddess walking the Rialto bridge right now. There are nine men following her....



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post #5 of 3064 (permalink) Old September 19th, 2002, 17:22
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I think Nostradamus also saw that one coming...



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...I see a cult named "Nove Nostra". They are nine posers who tell they can see the future.

Also Kaf, if each of the 3 guys with the cigarettes who invent football rumors is multiplied by the number of the consortium, a.k.a. 3, then they end up as 9. Mysterious......



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Those kinds of deductions are the main reason why peyote never hit it big in the army.

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My contribution, far more realistic than yours:

I lost a bet of 10 euros today but she bought me an ice cream so I lost 9...

Kaf, after I submit this post I will sent you an e-mail, wait for the postman...

Love is the drug, and I'm a junkie.
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Met him, and got 'em, Amo!

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Hey, where's Freddie ?

Have to try some of this sort then:

First wife-swapping magazine article

It was as late as 1957 that a magazine first decided to publish an article on wife swapping. An issue of a men's magazine called "Mr.", published in New York and largely concerned with "seminude photos of bosomy females," carried a short article on this subject. In Brecher's words - wife swapping is now a familiar term, "but it was fresh and attention-seeking back in 1957." The editor of "Mr." claimed it was this article that touched off the spate of similar articles in other magazines. "Mr." followed up the original article with a correspondence section, and many unforeseen aspects of the phenomenon emerged, e.g. sex clubs devoted to trios, foursomes, or even larger groups. Soon magazines were carrying advertisements from people trying to contact other couples with a view to wife-swapping.




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Hey, where's kat ?

Have to try some of this sort then:

Chelsea (Eng) 2 - 1 Viking (Nor)



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And Hasi, my e-mailis the same. Just replace the chello.at with aon.at.



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And where's Lila, Glenmark, doug, Tim and such ??



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Sorry to step into this discussion, but just a question: CESF stands for what?
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...no problem. ESF stands for European Section of Fiel. My C stands for Central.



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...and oh, the Fiel makes connection to the Gavi§es da Fiel, THE force of Corinthians fans. (gavi§es mean hawks, fiel means faithful).



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And Freddie, sending you a mail creates the following message,whatever "Trend SMEX Content Filter" is and whatever it filters...



Trend SMEX Content Filter has detected sensitive content.

Place = *****, Fred; ;
Sender = Robert *****
Subject = hey...
Delivery Time = September 19, 2002 (Thursday) 18:04:58
Policy = opus
Action on this mail = Quarantine message

Warning message from administrator:
Sender, Content filter has detected a sensitive e-mail.

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...and my websearch tells me:

> I would presume this filter was designed by the programmer to reject messages with "dirty words". Any software of that sort should allow the recipient to customize the list of dirty words to match their own culture or religious beliefs.

Which is a blast. Not only did I NOT use any dirty words of any kind, but you setting a filter for dirty words, well, that would be quite somtn...



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post #19 of 3064 (permalink) Old September 20th, 2002, 00:05
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alexx, go to bed, you are starting saying stupidities
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oops:embarass: sorry me please alexx, the night i'm a little like that ===>
i will since now, promise
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