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Well...as Robert ordered...the beggining of a new adventure...

no comments about the dead cat in my balcony,eh?


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post #2 of 2122 (permalink) Old December 14th, 2001, 17:29
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....I missed that one. Gotta go and check............



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..ugah, poor creature. What do you do ? Like the nobel deed of some decent burial for the lifeform which is not all that different to our own, etc etc, or rather sweeping it from the balcony for it to dissapear in the fresh snow ? And is it still snowing...?



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..And is it still snowing...?



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Nope. Hasn't started snowing in Tallahasse.



Yeah, you're right.....25 C beats -22 C any day of the week, but when you can wear shorts during Christmas it kind of kills the holiday vibe, you know?

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As much as I love cats, don't throw the poor creature away before checking out this book.

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...did you know that book or did you just pess "dead cat" into google to find something funny ? Incredible book, just too funny. Have you checked the sample pages ? Hillarious. Even me, this one huge feline lover. has to laugh about this one black humor. Kat, what about you ?



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Yeah, you're right.....25 C beats -22 C any day of the week...
Well, but what about "twice on sunday", still beating...?...



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Quote and all that by Al:
"did you know that book or did you just pess "dead cat" into google to find something funny ?"

I got the book as a christmas present from my uncle when I was about ten...I've lost it since, but my favourite was using dead cats as darts...

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Well, but what about "twice on sunday", still beating...?...



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Still beating? Oh, yeah, but we won't go there.....:nervous:





I've got a cat, or rather my wife and I have one .

The book is funny stuff, but I wonder if my wife would like it. A Christmas gift, perhaps? Or is that one idea best left untested?

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The book is funny stuff, but I wonder if my wife would like it. A Christmas gift, perhaps? Or is that one idea best left untested?
Better than "101 Things To Do With A Dead Wife"...

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True. A bit lacking in the subtlety department, no?

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I know this isn't football subject , but why do u speak badly spoken Portuguese , cheesy novelas and news about crime & poverty?

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Better question is why do you hide behind a second nickname just to bother people and annoy?

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post #14 of 2122 (permalink) Old December 14th, 2001, 18:52
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I'm trying to be nice , but it's very hard for me , although i do really like u as a person that i could probably go out for a beer and whistle..brr , brr at some chicks in the corner of a street & to be honest w/ u , i talk to SLB by pms so i aint a bad guy , i'm just an angry Portuguese from the outside then in the inside(remember the B-day pm) so......

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First impression when I opened my balcony door and saw the cat lied there was that she was sleeping.I went back in to return with a little plate of milk.When I approached with the milk I realised she was dead.I just picked her up,put her in a black plastic bag and threw it to the garbage.Not much I could do really.

I was bit surprised as the cat was not there last night and even during the night I didnt hear any noises (or else I could check it out and perhaps even save her from freezing by taking her in).It seems she just came to my balcony and died.



No,snow stopped... still damn cold though.

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Was this your cat, or just some random cat that picked your place to die?


It reminds me of when my wife and I were in grad school stats class together and she got all ridiculous because I got myself a paperclip and not one for here. Seriously.

Anyway, we're walking the two miles across campus to our cars and she's b*tching up a storm. I had given up caring ten minutes ago and now she was walking on the other side of the street.

Oh, in case you hadn't guessed it, yeah, she was on her period.


Anyhow, as she is still huffing and puffing and not talking to me, she sees a dead cat in the grass by the sidewalk. She stops, puts her hands to her face and says, "It's a dead kittycat." I think she even cried (damn menstration!).

Now we laugh about it, but goddam that was the most ridiculous "argument" I've ever been in, Oh, except for some around here.

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It was a random cat.

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Hmmmm, I guess that's not as bad as having your own cat die on your doorstep, but it does seem to make reality all the more real, no? Kind of like when a bird crashes into your front window and you find it on the ground. It's a wierd sense when you find this little thing that you're used to seeing alive and running or flying around.

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Yeah Dae,make my day...

I felt sorry,but I couldnt do anything about it.If I had heard any noises on the night I would have taken her in,but I didnt.And she didnt have any wounds so she probably was old or died from cold.

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Could someone delete the last message at Kafka VI. It just spoils the number of 4000 posts!

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