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post #1 of 11113 (permalink) Old August 8th, 2007, 01:33 Thread Starter
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Kafka XIV

Kafka XIV, the successor to Sandro Nesta!

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KRYLIA SOVETOV

Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!

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And the number of the one and only Simeone.

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Good, I will edit.

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Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!
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I wasn't that serious of course...but I'll edit too.

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post #5 of 11113 (permalink) Old August 8th, 2007, 09:56
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Kafka XIV, the successor to Sandro Nesta!

Let the games start.


My poor Alessandro!! We should have kept the Kafka XIII alive for as long as possible

Out beyond ideas
of wrongdoing and rightdoing,
there is a field.
I'll meet you there.
Rumi


All I possess in the presence of death
is pride and fury
Mahmoud Darwish
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Well, we did...until Sandro made Al blind....

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Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!
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post #7 of 11113 (permalink) Old August 8th, 2007, 10:13
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Folks, what happened, I thought I should open the new one. Well, in all divinity, those ungodly XT directorates are just too slow in opening up to new members. And oh, my buddy Divine was already existing ... but did not open Kafka XIV as requested by you noneternals here.

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Mr. Divinity, why do you allow bad things to happen to good people?

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post #9 of 11113 (permalink) Old August 8th, 2007, 11:00 Thread Starter
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Is it you, gOD?

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Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!
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post #10 of 11113 (permalink) Old August 8th, 2007, 11:50
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Both very good questions which I want to affiliate to. And I also always thought divinity, god etc is male...



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Well, I'm sure many people's personal god is curvy and wears tight clothes, so the male aspect is relative, I'd say.

Me for example, I can assure you I only once told a guy "you are my god", while there have been at least three women I called goddess....

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Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!
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Bruce?

Of course God is male. I've seen hundreds of pictures.

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No. I know nothing about God, but one thing is for sure: He simply can't come from New Jersey.

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Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!
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That seems like a fair theological assumption.

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So much for a start. He is male and not from New Jersey. I wonder if he is atheist.

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Chinese TV is incredible. Having the 1-year countdown to the Olympics and the 80th anniversary of the People's Liberation Army makes it even disgusting. But just now I saw the best of all:

In a commercial an Orchestra plays the Radetzky march, when suddenly a guy enters the scene saying: The quality of my radiators is better than that of Austrian flutes...

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Venus, my homecountry, your women are the best, your cities the most beautiful, your religion the one and only, your nature ranks first, your men are the most masculine, your language a grace of sound, your food the most delicious, your history the most glorious, your culture knows no rivals. And of course we hate Uranus!!
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Well I always thought the quality of Austrian flutes was over-rated

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You're not the only one. Compared to Chinese radiators, that is.

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Admittedly I don't get that with the flute, which could go down to me dealing with the triangle a whole lot more. Also I think it goes to be affiliated with, not to.

I plan to be greatly affiliated with the furrow flute, futerely. Can one say futurely? Anyways, in Austria we are more proud of juggling than fluting, I read in Oberösterreichische Nachrichten, as 2 Upper Austrians are now Juggling World Champions. That should teach radiators a lesson.

And 9 goals in the final 30 minutes of cup game Zenit St. Petersburg - Dynamo Moscow is not uninteresting. Particularly as Zenit needed 50 minutes and 3 penalties for the first 3 goals.

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Some result, that...is it possible to make a "more than ten goals"-bet in Russia?

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