Teams: Benfica; Portugal
I think separatism is a great idea, but it'll work if we divide the planet by High school Pop-Cultural rubrics rather than National or cultural divide. For instance, Northern Europe could go to the Goths, since they seem to be allergic to light anyway, and finally have reason to be depressed. All the ganstas, Hip Hop enthusiasts, wiggers among them, can take the middle east, where they can drive by and gangbang all year and don't have to worry about five-o, since they too engage in it.
Surfers and Skateboarders can have australia where the wide-open spaces and little population minimizes their irritating activity. And New Zealand is only a few Windsurfing clicks away from Snowboarding and half-piping.
The quasi intellectual, activist idealist liberals can have the whole African Continent for themselves, where they are free to respect the continents rich natural resources and live off their self-pity and can personally mingle with Nature's beasts when their loathing for eachother become too much to tolerate.
Religious newborns can have all of Canada for themselves. Shit, we should even throw in Alaska, where they can burn flags, porn and MTV just to keep warm.
The rest of us, should all just go live in the tropics of South American and the caribean. Yup, all 6 of us, we could take few Islands each, play golf, soccer, b-ball and hunt sharks to kill boredom.
Vote for me - I'm on item line 367 of your local softball-for toddlers commity, week 17 parent agenda.
That is all.