Most cynical poster/post
Most overly-optimistic poster/post
The 'wow this guy is so random he probably deserves a category to himself' award (i may or may not have someone in mind for this)
I think one of the mods should just come up with a final list of categories. Maybe limit it to 4-5 categories tops and we can have temporary polls set up.
Also, because I have probably never laughed as much on this forum than during these last two days, I propose that the awards be named after the one and only prodigy.
'And the Narek for best contributor goes to...'