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post #225 of (permalink) Old April 9th, 2019, 15:07
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Originally Posted by Green Beret View Post
Dear Board Of Administrators of Vertical Scope,

I would like to let you know that I have entry level experience in SQL and Microsoft Access. I am a hard working and rather intelligent individual as my prior posting history indicates.

I can send you my resume by e-mail if required and can work for as little as $30 000 a year.

Yours Faithfully,

Green Beret
Some tips before your job interview:
The data shows that employers are less likely to promote someone if they use the following ‘buzzwords:’

Obviously (49.8%)
Literally (45.9%)
Like (42.4%)
Just sayin’ (16.2%)
Banter (14.4%)
Totes (14%)
Amazeballs (11.4%)
My bad (10.5%)
Yolo (10%)
Me thinks (8.7%)
Sorry not sorry (8.3%)
On fleek (7.9%)
Epic fail (4.8%)
Cheeky (5.2%)

Originally Posted by Bob W The Bat View Post
These last years after the CL win I noticed when following the Inter online community that many fans have turned into cvcksuckers.
R.I.P: Tazzy, Flo.
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