Originally Posted by alloa hibee
Not very imaginative. 3/10
Actually I've just remembered a joke.
A man goes into a bar with an octopus under his arm. After a drink or two the barman says to him, whats going on with that octopus. The man replies, "oh it's my magic octopus, it can play any instrument in the world".
"No way" says the barman. "Prove it, make him play that piano in the corner"
The man puts the octopus on the piano stool and the octopus plays it better than Beethoven.
"Wow," says the barman, "thats quite impressive, can he play my guitar"
he gives the octopus the guitar and he plays it, better than Elvis.
He finishes and there is a round of applause. Then a Scottsman stands up and says, "can he play my bagpipes?"
The octopus looks at the bagpipes for a second and says, "play them? I'm going to shag it when I can get its coat off."