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post #1 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:12 Thread Starter
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Sto mislite da otvorime vakov thread za da se posmeeme malce tuka???
Znam deka imame napisano nekolku vicovi na off topic ama mislam deka vaka ke bide po organizirano.
Ako gresam togas slobodno zatvorete go ovoj thread.
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post #2 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:18
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Odlicna idea! pa ajde pisi vicoj da se nasmejme malce :dielaugh:
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post #3 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:24 Thread Starter
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Scena od sudot:
Advokat 1: -Ti si budala.
Advokat 2: -A ti si nenormalen.
Sudijata: Kolegi, stom zavrsivte so megusebnoto pretstavuvanje, mozeme da prodolzime.
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post #4 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:25
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Scena od sudot:
Advokat 1: -Ti si budala.
Advokat 2: -A ti si nenormalen.
Sudijata: Kolegi, stom zavrsivte so megusebnoto pretstavuvanje, mozeme da prodolzime.
hehe good one!
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post #5 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:26 Thread Starter
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Na sud:
Devojkata: I togas toj me grabna i me odvlecka zad kukata...
Obvinetiot: Laze G-dine sudija, laze!
Devojkata: Pa pocna da me stiska po celoto telo...
Obvinetiot: Laze G-dine sudija, ne i veruvajte!
Devojkata: Potoa gi raskopca pantolonite...
Obvinetiot: Laze! Laze!
Devojkata: Pa go izvadi negiviot od pola metro...
Obvinetiot: E stoe vistina, vistina e!
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post #6 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:29 Thread Starter
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Rusokosata: Alo, TV servis?
Majstorot: Da, povelete.
Rusokosata: Majstore, slikata se iskrivi na televizorot. Gledam fudbalski natprevar, a topkata ne e trkalezna tuku izdolzena.
Majstorot: A koi timovi igraat?
Rusokosata: Ne znam, gore na ekranot pisuva "Ragbi plejof"
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post #7 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:30 Thread Starter
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Na fri sopot vo Deve Bair:
Ramce: Du ju spik inglis?
Prodavacot: Jes.
Ramce: Marlboro.
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post #8 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:32
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Rusokosata: Alo, TV servis?
Majstorot: Da, povelete.
Rusokosata: Majstore, slikata se iskrivi na televizorot. Gledam fudbalski natprevar, a topkata ne e trkalezna tuku izdolzena.
Majstorot: A koi timovi igraat?
Rusokosata: Ne znam, gore na ekranot pisuva "Ragbi plejof"
Ovaj prv pat go slusnav vo zivotot ama mnogu e dobar p
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post #9 of 297 (permalink) Old August 27th, 2005, 02:37 Thread Starter
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Po zavrsetokot na fudbalskiot natprevar pomegu slonovite i gluvcite, se pozdravuvaat kapitenite:
-Izvinete ako bevme malku grubi - rekol slonot.
-Nisto, nisto. I nie se turkavme
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Licnost A: ke ideme na fudbalski natprevar?
Licnost B: Ajde be, vazi. koi igraat?
Licnost A: Srbija i Crna Gora i Bosna i Herzegovina.
Licnost B: abe kako natprevar, toa e cel turnir!!!
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Licnost A: ke ideme na fudbalski natprevar?
Licnost B: Ajde be, vazi. koi igraat?
Licnost A: Srbija i Crna Gora i Bosna i Herzegovina.
Licnost B: abe kako natprevar, toa e cel turnir!!!
another good one :thmbup:
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Od zvucnicite na aerodromot:
-Se molat graganite na pistata da ne frlaat leb, gevreci i troski. Pticata sama ke sleta!
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Od zvucnicite na aerodromot:
-Se molat graganite na pistata da ne frlaat leb, gevreci i troski. Pticata sama ke sleta!


hahhahah... e ovoj e najdobar do sea
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Posle straotna trka, policaecot odvaj uspeal da go stigne vozacot. Go legitimiral vozacot, go proveril voziloto, pa go prasal:
-Ne razbiram. Ne si pijan, vo voziloto nemas nisto somnitelno. Zosto vozese kako da te brka gavolot?
-Gospodine, pred dve nedeli zena mi pobegna so eden policaec, pa si pomisliv deka sakas da mi ja vratis!
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Policec razgovaral so eden prodavac na pazarce:
-Sto prodavas?
-Semki od jabolka. Trieset denari semka. Ke izedes edna i ke stanes popameten.
Resil policaecot da stane popameten. Kupil semka, ja goltnal i zaminal. Se vratil po eden cas i mu rekol na prodavacot:
-Slusaj, za 30 denari jas mozev da kupam kilo jabolki, so mnogu semki vnatre.
-Neli ti rekov. Veke si stanal popameten!
-Imas pravo, daj uste 10 semki.
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Na sud, sudijata go prasal deteto so koj od roditelite saka da zivee po nivniot razvod.
-Majka mi me tepa, tatko mi uste poveke - reklo deteto. - Najdobro ke bide da ziveam so fudbalerite na "Baskimi ". Tie nikogo ne tepaat.
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Na sud, sudijata go prasal deteto so koj od roditelite saka da zivee po nivniot razvod.
-Majka mi me tepa, tatko mi uste poveke - reklo deteto. - Najdobro ke bide da ziveam so fudbalerite na "Baskimi ". Tie nikogo ne tepaat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best bar none ZAKON!
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Doznal mazot deka zena mu se pleska so negoviot sef:
Mazot: Kazi zosto? Zosto?
Zenata: Pa ete... ne znam...
Mazot: Dali e popameten od mene?
Zenata: Ne.
Mazot: Dali mu e mozebi pogolem...?
Zenata: Ne.
Mazot: Dali e podobar od mene v krevet...?
Zenata: Ne.
Mazot: Lele... sto majtap ke mu udram utre na rabota
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Na sud, sudijata go prasal deteto so koj od roditelite saka da zivee po nivniot razvod.
-Majka mi me tepa, tatko mi uste poveke - reklo deteto. - Najdobro ke bide da ziveam so fudbalerite na "Baskimi ". Tie nikogo ne tepaat.

ahahahahahahhahahhah me ubi
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Razgovarale tri prijatelki, soprugi na fudbaleri:
-Se sekavata li - prasala prvata - koga lani trenerot ne sakase da go stavi maz mi vo ekipata. Prevzemav nekoi aktivnosti so trenerot... pa potoa vleze vo prviot tim.
-Maz mi pak - rekla vtorata - ne dobivase dovolno topki od sredniot red. Prevzemav nekoi aktivnosti so sredniot red... potoa rabotata se sredi.
-I jas prevzemav nekoi aktivnosti - rekla tretata. - Potoa publikata veke ne svirese po maz mi tuku go obozavase.
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