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post #21 of 32 (permalink) Old June 19th, 2019, 19:09
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Hm, that reminds me of this video where a Coca-Cola fanboy ranks different brands of colas. To his surprise Coca-Cola was among his least favorite.

I wonder if Ronaldo fanboys, if subjected to a blind test, would also find the target of their devotion to be subpar.

Please watch this and imagine that it is Ronaldo. I think you'll be surprised to find that this version is infinitely better and more pleasant to watch.


"He who does not love Recoba does not love football" ~ Jesus, circa 29 AD

P.S. My apologies for the terrible music, but that is apparently mandatory for football compilations.




Just watch the clip bellow imagining that kid is Recoba. You'll be surprised to find that this version is infinitely better and more pleasant to watch.


But uhm...don't forget to imagine those boys as world class defenders as well!
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I'm not kidding here, and I've said it before, if you look deep down in your soul you'll realize that Romanians are master race.
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post #22 of 32 (permalink) Old June 19th, 2019, 19:22
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Been waiting for the one and true GOAT to be mentioned but you peasants are busy with talking about some one-trick phony Uruguayan and a guy named Ronaldo where he isn't even the best ever Ronaldo. Allow me to introduce you to the football royalty.



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Just watch the clip bellow imagining that kid is Recoba. You'll be surprised to find that this version is infinitely better and more pleasant to watch.

But uhm...don't forget to imagine those boys as world class defenders as well!
If done at a faster speed, it would be at most just another one for Recoba's highlight reel.

I tried imagining the kid is CR but it took me out of the experience since the marking was too tight for him and there weren't enough straight lines for him to run on.

And that was without imagining the defenders were adults.
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If done at a faster speed, it would be at most just another one for Recoba's highlight reel.

I tried imagining the kid is CR but it took me out of the experience since the marking was too tight for him and there weren't enough straight lines for him to run on.

And that was without imagining the defenders were adults.
That's why CR is consistently featured on great dribblers rankings and Recoba in virtually none

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That's why CR is consistently featured on great dribblers rankings and Recoba in virtually none
Let's see. For Recoba, aside from burning some of the best defenders ever on the dribble with pure skill, there are nutmegs against players like Vieira, sombreros against players like Hierro...you name it. Unlike Cristiano (who is really good), Recoba was one of those who can dribble as if the ball is tied to his feet with invisible string. And he isn't mostly about straight line acceleration.

Watch this (as a bonus, watch your bf Chivu get pwned here too):


CR can shove those rankings up his Cristianus.
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Let's see. For Recoba, aside from burning some of the best defenders ever on the dribble with pure skill, there are nutmegs against players like Vieira, sombreros against players like Hierro...you name it. Unlike Cristiano (who is really good), Recoba was one of those who can dribble as if the ball is tied to his feet with invisible string. And he isn't mostly about straight line acceleration.

Watch this (as a bonus, watch your bf Chivu get pwned here too):

CR can shove those rankings up his Cristianus.
Recoba doesn't have a quarter of CR's nutmeg skills Few do, Messi being one of them.




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CR's definitely better at nutmegs...in terms of getting them. And he's better at dribbling...out of bounds.


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CR's definitely better at nutmegs...in terms of getting them. And he's better at dribbling...out of bounds.

Marcelo&Sanmartean>Recoba in terms of elegance

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Ronaldo on the other hand is statistically the most popular human alive. Even more popular than Coca Cola, which is crazy!
True.


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