Two siblings looking at a screen in that crummy apartment.
Jake: Annie plays herself were she meets... Jason, a highly intelligent writer that piqued her interest with a story he wrote.
Pattie: you will really go for that one?
Jake: It is original.
Pattie: And crazy.
Jake: And crazy indeed, but a good kind of crazy.
Pattie: That’s just how I would describe you.
Jake: We should meet in New York.
Pattie: Why come?
Jake: I think that she coming here is stretching it a bit. A big bit.
Jake: Also, I have been there, I can describe it.
Pattie: That’s good, but you need to be able to describe her too.
Jake: That is easy, there is no limit to the nice big words I can use for her. Enchanting, alluring, dreamy, orgasmic.
Pattie: I’d skip that last one.
Jake: Heart-boiler, Silk-sweetness, Mind-blower, Devil-of-love, Face-to-build-a-dream-on, Lips-to-burn-my-head-off.
Pattie: I don’t need to hear this.
Jake: She will send me a e-mail. There she will say that she was intrigued by my letter and want me to come and discuss it.
Pattie: Discuss what?
Jake: The movie we will make.
Pattie: with you playing against her?
Jake: Why did I spontaneously begin to sweat?
Pattie: I’ll leave you to your fate now. Call me if you want to watch a movie or if you are flying to New York.
Jake: Maybe I should just call the character Jake and pretend my name is something else...
Jake sits at a cafe with his friend David.
David: How did that plan to get some celebrity ass go?
Jake: I was sure she would love my carefully crafted story. It was cute, witty and funny.
David: I applaud you for trying.
Jake: Or at least one out of those three.
David: I wouldn’t even dare send it.
Jake: But you are a natural with girls.
David: When I am drunk.
Jake: I suspect she hasn’t even read it. It got stuck with some agent that didn’t even have time to check it out. Or thought I was some creepy stalker.
David: You are a creepy stalker.
Jake: Not true, I have not stalked and I am not creepy.
David: You even printed out her horoscope.
Jake: Just for fun.
David: You checked were her parents work. Stalker part fulfilled.
Jake: I really should learn to keep my mouth shut.
David: After one month you are already top poster at www.anniewenrock.com
Jake: I used a fake name. It just the more I read about her, the more I feel we would be perfect together.
David: that was the creepy part. Creepy stalker ‘laughs’
Jake: But can you see the power in this story I wrote?
David: Yes. It is the fulfilment of a dream millions of fans share. And dreams sell.
Jake: Anyway, I am not someone that is normally starstruck.
Later Jake comes back home.
Miss Wenrock and we at Greedy agents agency have read your story and feel it has some potential. If you want to talk details please contact me Lana Lane on this address and we can talk particulars.
Greedy Agents Agency (GAA)
Jake: Oh my GOD! This did just not happen. No way.
‘Jakes stares at the screen’
Jake: I better check the senders address to make sure Luke didn’t send this one.
Jake: It is genuine.
Jake: I need to work on my abs.
Jake: and fix my suit.
Jake: and write a perfect letter. Perfect letter.