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post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old December 5th, 2002, 05:19 Thread Starter
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"well welcome folks, to the MCG, today's weather looks pretty good, and if you don't mind me saying we're gunno see a hell of match today, between the.........."
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..... Collingwood and Fremantle. The Woods will be pumped up for this one after comments by un named Fremantle player through the press saying he was the real father of of Eddie McQuires child, McQuire hit back by saying......

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..........."That he and Chris Connolly had a fling at the Brownlow count and that he gets somewhat turned on by Mathew Pavlich's nose and it was the main reason they offered him a contract.He wouldnt name the Player though but my co-commentator tonight Denniss Commetti suspects it's ............
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... big Peter Sumich. The centimetre perfect ex-Eagles full-forward would be the perfect replacement for Kegs Cummings. We now throw down to Christi Malthouse as the teams prepare to run onto the ground...

"They picked on the wrong man - and the wrong country. It was like pouring petrol onto a fire as far as I was concerned.

There's an old saying that the dog that barks loudest never bites. They did a lot of barking but we bit them pretty hard. Uruguay's attitude just showed how scared they were of us - it was their last resort."


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post #5 of 37 (permalink) Old December 6th, 2002, 03:36 Thread Starter
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Dermott says "sorry folks, it seems Christi Malthouse is experiencing some technical difficulties with one of the players, they seem to have tangle up together. Anyways, we'll be crossing live to Chantel Marshel at the player's locker room to see what this technical difficulty is"
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...seen in the corner of the ground with their noses are Cousins , Morrison , McIntosh & Read all snorting up a line of speed , Christi Maltouse is popping a few eccies

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..........."That he and Chris Connolly had a fling at the Brownlow count and that he gets somewhat turned on by Mathew Pavlich's nose -------------------------------------------------------
PS.Iv never been in one of these so if it's crap please bear with me.
Not as much as you get turned on by Dean Cox's nose

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post #8 of 37 (permalink) Old December 6th, 2002, 13:49
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I shot myself in the foot there rally didnt i
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i got to apologize to the viewer for this disruption, and we must get back to the game now as the sirens are about to go off, the players are positioning themselves, (the sirens goes off) the game has begun.............
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"... the umpire goes BAANNNGGG and sends the air-conveyence into the stratosphere, but a free kick has been awarded to the Dockers, its seems that Eddie is still on the field applying the finishing touches to Buckley's make-up....."
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.............. Sandilands in his debut makes a clear tap to Bell , Bell shovels out to Cook , Who finds Hasleby with a pin point pass on the tits to Hasleby.........

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yeah, that was the greatest pass i've seen for a while, lets have a replay of that (replay), yup, i think this is gunno be a winner for the 2003 Pass of the Year Award (sponsored by Nike "just do it"), anyways back the game, Hasleby runs on with the ball, and kicks a long bomb into the Collingwood's goal square, and, hang on what's this, it looks like a Freo fan has jumped the fence and running towards the goal square.....yea, this just in from our boundary correspondent, it seems like that Freo fan is Tony Modra..............
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and no words can describe this , but Tony Modra is completely naked. He looks like he has a carton too many.. & boy oh boy Nathan Buckley is upset since With McQuire . Buckley screaaches " Edward you arssse Hoole , come over hear & I'll show you some reall goodies.......

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"...and here comes Eddie now. He stops, props, delivers to Buckley on the Members Stand wing. Nathan grabs a black and white condom from his socks, passes to Eddie and gets him! Centimetre perfect that was. It was like a cork in the ocean."

"Meanwhile, Carla McGuire has been spotted in the Collingwood club rooms with a mysterious guy. They look to be really enjoying themselves, and do not seem to care about the footy. Eddie is gonna be pissed, but I'm sure he is happy with Nathan..."

"Hang on a second. That guy Carla McGuire is with looks like, no it couldn't be, he's done it again. It's Wayne............"


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Weiderman ... Far out how did that rough head get into Carla's life ?? Oh I think Edward has now spotted Wayne but as he deposits with Nathan , the smile on his face is as if he feels no remorse ....

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"...Yes, of course Nathan is very experienced in the field of exchanging bodily fluids with another man. Last year, he voluntarily exchanged bodily fluids with a young man from the Cattery named Cameron Ling. However, I get the feeling that Eddie wishes to exchange something else with Nathan, like..."


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the smile on his face is as if he feels no remorse ....
lol... he roots him with great force!!

" ... oh my, whats this? Just as Eddie and Nathan were about to make the exchange, big Rocca comes flyyying across the pack, his knee hits Buckley fair and square in the back of his head. Nathan is out cold!! And Anthony has stepped in and taken Buck's place in front of Eddie... Rocca has the big Sav out..... "
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"...but just as Eddie is about to grab hold of the big Sav, out comes Wayne Jackson from nowhere and he lays a beautiful 70's hip and shoulder on Edward. Centimentre perfect. The mean being as cool as the other side of the pillow. And what's this, Jack Elliot has arrived and grabbed Jacko around the neck. He has him in a choke hold. It seems Jack can't get over the salary cap loss handed out by Jacko. He is going [u]blue[/i] in the face. Jack is going mental. But the umpire blows his whistle and has awarded a free kick to Jacko. However, Elliot won't let go so the umpires pays a 50 metre penalty. Now, Elliot let's go of the poor bastard. Gee Bruce, a bit of quick thinking in heavy traffic by the umpire. Anywa, the match resumes and Jacko kicks the ball and...OH MY GOD...WHAT A MARK! Mark of the year surely. Centifarkingmetre perfect Bruce. That was fantastic by..."


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"... Capper!! He soared higher than Joe Cocker to take the specie of the year. Warwick Capper in his comeback match today, and he is still using his old Swans shorts... maaaaaaagnificant. And i think Capper himself is pleased with that grab too, he's on half a mongrel as i get the binoculars to have a closer look.... and yes he is certainly on a mongrel. Capper is cracking one, 35 metres out on an accute angle. The man on the mark is holding his head in his hands as Capper runs in and........"
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he fluffed it !!! He mustve seen Kelli Stevens licking her lips on the sidelines....

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