Teams: Australia & Newcastle United
Well, late on the second day of the Fourth Test we have a 206 run first innings lead with 3 wickets in hand - after previously taking the Ashes back with 3 wins out of 3 to date.
The English? Pathetic.
No MBEs or open-top bus rides this time I'm afraid. Hopeless, clueless, spineless performance. Just bad enough for us to build a time machine and go back to 2005 and steal the Ashes back that time too. Embarrassing performance.
Haven't seen a 'Dad's Army' comment from Botham in awhile - the tool.
Oh and supercoach "GIVE HIM A CITIZENSHIP" Fletcher? What a genius. Playing Giles over Panesar and Jones over Read in the first two/three tests. Masterstroke.
Standby for another 16 years of Australian Ashes dominance.
"They picked on the wrong man - and the wrong country. It was like pouring petrol onto a fire as far as I was concerned.
There's an old saying that the dog that barks loudest never bites. They did a lot of barking but we bit them pretty hard. Uruguay's attitude just showed how scared they were of us - it was their last resort."
- Vincenzo Grella, Parma & Australia.