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Old September 16th, 2011, 02:58   #101
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no is impossible...even if the girl is ugly and ****ing disgusting you will forget about it after 3 shots of jager bombs and try to **** her.
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Old September 16th, 2011, 18:06   #102
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no is impossible...even if the girl is ugly and ****ing disgusting you will forget about it after 3 shots of jager bombs and try to **** her.
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When he took a corner, he would kneel down as though tying his shoelace and have a drink.
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Old September 16th, 2011, 21:48   #103
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Hector is OTM.
He's 6ft something, fit as a flea, good looking – he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster – Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive.

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Old September 22nd, 2011, 16:55   #104
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she made me "in a relationship" on FB so I guess that's the deal signed, sealed and delivered.

going to a wedding tomorrow
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Old September 22nd, 2011, 17:35   #105
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It'll be your wedding next.
He's 6ft something, fit as a flea, good looking – he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster – Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive.

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Old September 22nd, 2011, 18:51   #106
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she made me "in a relationship" on FB so I guess that's the deal signed, sealed and delivered.

going to a wedding tomorrow
She didn't specify with whom though?

Just kidding, b.
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Old September 23rd, 2011, 13:32   #107
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Good work James.

Now we just need TGO and Jay Dee to hook themselves up with long termers for our boyband appeal to be ruined.
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Old September 23rd, 2011, 14:57   #108
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Good work James.

Now we just need TGO and Jay Dee to hook themselves up with long termers for our boyband appeal to be ruined.
TGO's working on it. Hitting on younger sisters and shit. Dude's game is ruthless.
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Old September 24th, 2011, 22:02   #109
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Male can be a friend with a female under following conditions:

a) One of them is handicapped.
b) They are related.
c) One of them is gay.

The rest is pretty much impossible. One party always wonders at some point, falls in love and all that shit..
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Old September 24th, 2011, 22:04   #110
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I'd shag a handicapped. And a relative. And a lesbian.
He's 6ft something, fit as a flea, good looking – he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster – Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive.

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Old September 24th, 2011, 22:07   #111
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Even if she is all of those things?
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Old September 24th, 2011, 22:09   #112
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Yerp.
He's 6ft something, fit as a flea, good looking – he's got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he's hung like a hamster – Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his cock's massive.

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Old September 24th, 2011, 22:19   #113
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I'd shag a handicapped. And a relative. And a lesbian.
I said can be, not must.

I would shag a lesbian though.. maybe even a slightly handicapped.. I wouldn't shag a relative though, that's just wrong.
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Old September 24th, 2011, 22:23   #114
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Yerp.
Interesting.

btw, since I'm with M long-term, women just seem to be entering my life. When we're not together they don't want anything to do with me.

I guess I'm more relaxed and confident around them knowing I have a regular sh*g.

It's really difficult to keep it just to friendship.

I saw my DR the other day and as he knew about the problems I had 14-15 months ago he asked how it was going. I told him and about all the other women and he found it hilarious. (Considering the state I was in back then).
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Old September 24th, 2011, 23:36   #115
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Old September 24th, 2011, 23:42   #116
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Never had sex with a relative (never will), had sex with 2 bi-sexual girls back in 1997 and when I think of handicapped I think of Down's syndrome but it's really anyone with a disability (blind, deaf, bad back whatever). So that's not really unusual as many people have disabilities.
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Old September 25th, 2011, 01:26   #117
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Bentex, if you had to: Shag a relative or let Manijak put things in your butthole?
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Old September 25th, 2011, 13:49   #118
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Bentex, the level of caring around here, it is low.
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Old September 25th, 2011, 20:35   #119
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Bentex, if you had to: Shag a relative or let Manijak put things in your butthole?
Depends which relative it was.
Had to be a distant relative. Otherwise Manijak could be in for a treat

There are many Turks and Kurds who marry their cousins here. But my cousins are just like my sisters.
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Old September 26th, 2011, 05:06   #120
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Depends really, first cousins are definitely not on. Second are too close as well. From there on, it's how well you know them I guess. If you've always known them as family, that would be weird, otherwise it's fine probably.
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