Paquador Sports

[Fangio]

(Obviously) Paquador invented Croket in 1206


In 1950 Paquador inventend de unfriendly matches, they kidnaped the entire Brazilian NT and played a game were the Ponta do lanza Fritz Von Van Fussball scored 34 goals in the first half. The Paquadorian NT won the unfriendly by walk over when the entire Brazilian team didn't present themselves for the second half...Paquadorians consider this victory as equall as 10 WC in a row...


Paquador didn't invent Football Forums, but invented succeesfull ones by changing the original description of "..share your opinions about football..." with the most accurate "...spit your shyte and facts about soccer...", the next the day the forum had 1.234.789 members...

The Venerable Capitano of the NT Obdulio "Serrucho" Da Guia once complained to Bernie about his status in the Paquatorian Aristocracy. He claimed that he clearly deserved nothing less than an ethernal legacy, we can admire the great Captain today in the Goverment Palace Hall mummified alive since 1963. Several agents of Manchester United and Milan have visited Bernie asking for the exact technical procedure to produce this sort of homages.

[JCamilo]

The DNA theory


This is how the DNA theory can be explained. DNA stands for Don Nicácio Alastor, the first Paquadorian player to play in europe. In 1973 he took Zico's shirt and a picture with Flamengo uniform. Then sent the image to several european clubs with the explanation:

"I am the next Evaristo, but with 14 years I am too poor to be a footballer. I will have to study and became a lawyer or maybe a janitor. I am only 1,21 meters, 14 years, I am a mix between Rivelino (The moustache is quite obvious) and Pedro Rocha with a little of Muhammad Ali. I need medical help to grow up or I shall be bald in 10 years and here, losing hair is having no life. My father will be happy if you give him a job as dish washer. My mother can sing and dance can can. I will be loyal and I will never want to play in the Olympic Games or World Cups, even if Paquador ask me to go. In truth, my greatmother is finish, so I may join their national team.Sorry for the english, paquadorian language can not be translated"

He was sucessful, after discovering he played he won a lot in Rio de Janeiro truco leagues several top clubs hired him. He remained in europe for 13 years, but FIFA screwed everything not allowing him to play the very important "Bacalhau World Cup" played between Portugal, Norway and Saudi Arabia. A true legend, was the first player to be called "underated" in the history of France Football Magazine ,being the paquadorian top scorer in europe until 3 years ago, when a french player naturalized paquadoria scored more than him. But he was a fake, had no moustache.

[Loco]

Paquador are three-time world champions at Competitive Gang Initiations.

[Loco]

'03 Silver Medalists in Underwater Basketball.

[Loco]

And there's none better than 27-year reigning champions in Horseback Dog Stretching.

[Loco]

Women are also very competitive in Underwater basketball. They won the Gold in the '07 games.

[Loco]

Norberto Buonaplancha is the Underwater Ironing champion in his weigh division. (Super Mosca)

[Loco]

Rene Ranamann- Hall of Fame Scuba Soccer Striker. The pride of Paquador.

[colocolo]

Lance "El Lince" Bicicleta Chamorro ... Winner of the Last Contra-Reloj Tour de Paquador... back in 1950.

[Humbird]

I am overwhelmed with pride at the achievements of the Paquadorian people.

[colocolo]

Adriana Lima'Dor .. In Charge of all Cheerleading in the Republic !!!

[Humbird]

Does anyone know if Paquador and Argentina have scheduled any friendly matches for this year?

[colocolo]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humbird

Does anyone know if Paquador and Argentina have scheduled any friendly matches for this year?

Nope....but if they did, it wouldnt be considered a friendly..Its always a war when they play ..