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Old October 31st, 2007, 10:11   #101
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here we go again

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you look like a frog.
you're handsome.
"Lionel Messi is an immature Tom Finney. He reminds me of him with his attitude, an approach he plays. You never see him concerned in any tasteless things, we never hear him criticising anyone, and that was Finney. To me Messi is Finney reborn." - Tommy Docherty

Funny you say that, I'm reading Mein Kampf at the moment. - The Man With No Name
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Old October 31st, 2007, 11:16   #102
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ma !
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Old November 8th, 2007, 14:44   #103
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Here's a nice interview by Paci from fcparma.it.


I've taken the liberty to translate it like I think it means so don't be harsh on me

I'll have the original quote and below that my translation with a bit of help by babelfish!
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Massimo Paci, lei è un ex calciatore della Juventus…
Maximum Peace she is an X-footballer from Juve?


“E’ stata una bella esperienza, che mi rimarrà sempre nella mente, anche se in quell’anno mi capitarono due infortuni, uno ad inizio preparazione, ed uno alla fine, che mi rovinarono un po’ tutta l’annata. Un’esperienza alla Juve non si dimentica mai...”

Of course and I regret it daily. I began cutting my self cause I felt dirty for playing for them. The experience at Juve will never be forgotten.




E dopo?
Where you doped?


“Dopo quegli infortuni alla Juve sono rimasto parecchi mesi fermo: avevo avuto un’infezione. Per i primi tre anni ho sofferto molto: quell’infezione mi aveva lasciato tanti malanni, anche a livello fisico. E’ stata dura riprendere. Dal terzo anno ho ricominciato la salita: ho fatto un bell’anno in serie C, poi abbiamo fatto la serie B e poi sono ritornato in serie A. E’ stata una bella soddisfazione, perché ripartire dal niente e riconquistarsi tutto, quando poi ci arrivi, ti dà ancora più soddisfazione…”

Doping was very common in Juve and unfortunatly I had to if I wanted to fit into the group. We were pretty cool cause we were among the first to do it and not get caught. Eventually I quit cause I had health issues so they sent me to Serie C and I made it to Serie B and now I'm playing at A you dope-smoking-serieb-thieven-kunts and I'm very satisfied by it


Chi l’aveva portata alla Juve?
Who was the main dealer?

“Moggi. Era venuto lui in persona a vedermi: io giocavo in serie B ad Ancona. Il direttore allora mi disse che la Juve punta sempre sui giovani, e che avevano scelto proprio me. Poi è andata come è andata…”

Moggi, the man personified drugkingpins in a nutshell. The director knew what was going on so don't believe the bullshit that they never knew what Moggi did.


Dopo Calciopoli la Juventus è cambiata…
Will juve change the way of doping now that they faced calciopoli?

“Sì, ora la situazione è completamente diversa: all’epoca c’era molta più qualità rispetto ad ora; adesso, oltre la qualità, ha altre caratteristiche: è una squadra che non molla mai; arrivano dalla serie B, per cui ogni domenica, anche se loro sono più forti, vogliono dimostrare sul campo di esserlo. Oltre le qualità tecnico-tattiche l’arma in più della Juve è il fatto che non voglia mollare mai. Caratterialmente ha qualcosa in più rispetto alle altre squadri di serie A.”

Of course, now they'll be more careful with different things. I don't think they will risk Serie B again so they will be careful, those bastards! Its in their characteristics to cheat unlike other teams from serie a.


In questa stagione lei ha avuto modo di giocare contro i bianconeri già in Coppa Italia…
You have already faced the kunts in coppa italia...


“Stavolta sarà più importante di quella volta in Coppa Italia, anche se sarà una gara come tutte le altre. Non esistono sfide più o meno importanti: è una questione di mentalità, se noi riusciamo ad avere la stessa mentalità con tutte le squadre, sia che vinciamo, sia che perdiamo, possiamo fare un campionato tranquillo, mettendo in mostra le nostre potenzialità. Se invece vinciamo una partita e ci montiamo la testa va a finire che facciamo un campionato come l’anno scorso. Dobbiamo avere la mentalità che tutte le partite sono uguali: Juve, Livorno, Siena e Milan…”

Travolta has become a very important actor. But yea we lost the coppa but it doesn't matter since we don't give a shit about it. Let's face it, the competition is stained by commy, fake juve and an elderlyhome so no thanks.



Quanto è pericoloso affrontare una Juve più operaia e provinciale di prima?
Juve are the farmers team but farmers can be dangerous, they have a backward mentality of being provincial

“Prima che scendesse in serie B io avevo affrontato la Juve quando ero ad Ascoli ed era fortissima: era difficile allora e sarà difficile adesso, non credo ci siano grandi differenze. E’ una partita dal fascino particolare: per riuscire a far bene dobbiamo fare la partita della vita, sbagliando veramente poco.”

Of course, never underestimate your opponents. But I feel that Serie B was good for Juve cause they had the chance to socialise with other farmers from Ascoli and the likes. Cause they have a complex of thinkin they have a great fanbase but they never turn to Delle alpi, what a mistake of a team!


Quindi per lei non sarà una partita particolare…
will she be in this game?

“Per nulla, anzi, dopo quello che è successo con la Juve non è che mi sia particolarmente simpatica. Per me è una partita assolutamente normale, anche se dovremo metterci qualcosa in più di una partita normale: dovremo stare attenti a non commettere errori, perché non perdonano. Spero che non vada a finire come con la Roma, quando ci eravamo trovati subito sotto: sarebbe bello potersela giocare fino in fondo. Però deve essere una partita normale, come tutte le domeniche: non era meno importante quella di domenica scorsa col Siena.”

Who? Yes juve will be in this game, a very dangerous team. We have to understand that we can't make mistakes such as touching the players or they might actually die. You can't play the same game against them like for instance Roma or Siena but we know that and we will play by this rule.


Per i tifosi è quasi come un derby…
the tifosi sees this as a derby...

“E’ vero, l’anno scorso non lo avevamo giocato, e non respiravamo nell’aria questo profumo. Questa settimana, in giro per la città, si avverte questo sapore particolare. Speriamo di non deludere i nostri tifosi: noi ce la metteremo tutta.”

Fo' sho! After not playing against juve for a year it felt strange, at times liberating but you still want to spank the devil and even if you cant beat the devil you want to at least slap it that would be enough. So we will give all to slap them.

La sindrome del gol alla fine: è casuale o patologica?
The usual cheating goal that will be scored in injury time, will the referee blame it on psychology?


“Secondo me non è casualità: l’episodio dell’autogol di domenica scorsa è sicuramente sfortuna, ma il fatto che abbiamo subito gol negli ultimi minuti non è assolutamente sfortuna. Anzi, se ci attacchiamo a questo alibi vuol dire che siamo deboli: se capita una volta può essere sfortuna, ma alla terza volta che capita no. Dobbiamo guardarci negli occhi noi giocatori e capire: in quei momenti bisogna saper gestire meglio la partita, ed avere un po’ più di personalità, sia nel giocare la palla che nell’alzare il baricentro dieci metri più avanti, perché poi se ti trovi a subire 4-5 tiri da fuori area l’episodio sfortunato può capitare, ma in generale non è sfortuna: dobbiamo migliorare noi, in quei minuti lì. Sappiamo di avere carenza, nei minuti finali, quindi dobbiamo lavorare soprattutto mentalmente per riuscire a venirne fuori indenni.”

Well it's difficult to say I want to be neutral on this. No I'm just kidding, yes we will be robbed and you can quote this. They have doped themselves in the past, they have robbed in the past so of course they're going to do it again and then hopefully they feel the wrath of the tifosi, I'd prefer if they throw stones rather then bottles, they brake too easy.

Nella foto dell'Agenzia Grazia Neri, Massimo Paci
Here's a photo of Grazia neri for you Maximus Peace

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Obviously the boy is FIRED UP!!!!

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Old November 8th, 2007, 17:26   #104
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Dont give Vald Hubris He has allways had those extremely bitter rans This time the only thing funny is the Travolta comment
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats Amore! When your sit in row Z and the ball hits your head thats Amauri!

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Old November 9th, 2007, 00:48   #105
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http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showpo...42&postcount=1

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Old November 9th, 2007, 00:59   #106
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http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showthread.php?t=144845

A whole thread

You might lose some braincells for tryin to read that but it's still worth it
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Old November 9th, 2007, 07:50   #107
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There's a lesson in that for all of you kids out there, don't post when you're drunk
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Old November 9th, 2007, 08:06   #108
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nah it's not drunkenness it's wregnebz
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Old November 9th, 2007, 12:56   #109
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Dont give Vald Hubris He has allways had those extremely bitter rans This time the only thing funny is the Travolta comment
I think the best part is that his name translates to "Maximum peace" all he says is true anyway, so he just beats on a broken drum.
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Old November 9th, 2007, 13:13   #110
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Obviously he found Maxmum peace when he left Juve .
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Old November 10th, 2007, 20:24   #111
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I can assure you that Valdrin translated the interview
word for word....

FORZA PACI and down with Juve
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Old November 11th, 2007, 11:44   #112
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Capitan Totti about Brazil's best players at World Cup 1998:

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I am not denying Rivaldo's talent but you can not tell me he was the best player in the Brazil team those years because he was not. Ronaldinho IMO did more and Denilson in 98 was far better
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I never said Denilson was MVP, I said he played well and IMO played if not better on par with Rivaldo.
fightin' the fight

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Again, all I see here is anti-Totti fans, Rivaldo fanboys, and people who know jack shit about football. Totti is miles ahead of Rivaldo. Rivaldo, for those who know, was a 4 year wonder at Barcelona.

How anybody can compare that loser of Rivaldo to the world's best player is beyond me.
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Old November 13th, 2007, 13:37   #113
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Not really a post but a thread created by Andy Christ which is a lot more spicier than this current site!

http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showthread.php?t=213023
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Old November 13th, 2007, 15:45   #114
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Capitan Totti about Brazil's best players at World Cup 1998:





fightin' the fight
That thread is a gold mine;

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How anybody can compare that loser of Rivaldo to the world's best player is beyond me.
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In 98 it was Denilson and in 02 Ronaldinho and Cafu
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Denilson was a bencher?
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Tevez is nothing
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Rivaldo was good for max 4 years... look at him now.
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Rivaldo is shit compared to Totti man
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Totti > Rivaldo, Baggio and Zidane.
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I know much about Rivaldo.
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Pele is hailed because he scored 1000+ goals in a league that if its shit now, imagine back then. And personal opinion, I think that he is hyped so much mostly because he is black.

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Pure ignorance coming out of the fella

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POk now you are just trolling.
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I have offered very valuable opinions
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Not to mention that the 2002 WC was bought by Brazil.
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Old November 19th, 2007, 02:38   #115
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Old November 23rd, 2007, 13:51   #116
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Although the following post was not maybe a golden post it was my personal favourite and pound for pound one of the best. The topic was "The most dangerous country in the world?" in the travel forum.

Here is a prologue so you get the context in which it was written before I show the funny post:

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iraq
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I think South Africa has the biggest crime rate.

But all countries have dodgy bits.
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Kashmir is supposed to be good for a holiday, but more than the sporadic fighting there is a danger with the food. A local doctor will bung someone some money to poison you, you go to this doctor for the cure, and he makes a packet from your insurance.



And then....

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How about the most dangerous toilet in the world? As recently as the 80's in Rome, on the Aventino, you had to shove an old cheese grater down the can to keep sewer rats from biting off your rectum and then pilfering the kitchen
I just couldnt stop laughing.....
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Old November 23rd, 2007, 15:01   #117
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what was wrong with my post except the spelling which is the french one?
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Old November 24th, 2007, 09:39   #118
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yes there's another winner from Giureconsulto

about 1/3 of his posts could end up in this thread
"Lionel Messi is an immature Tom Finney. He reminds me of him with his attitude, an approach he plays. You never see him concerned in any tasteless things, we never hear him criticising anyone, and that was Finney. To me Messi is Finney reborn." - Tommy Docherty

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Old November 24th, 2007, 09:49   #119
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and when he post in french it's literally hilarious. too bad that only french speakers can appreciate it
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Old November 27th, 2007, 07:36   #120
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aaaahhh ne memporte pas ces que tu pense de mon francais je pense a ton corp completement denude ton jambes longilines blanques comme la neige et ma bouche tremblante qui baise ta peau veloute', aaaaaahhh quelle exstase quand j'arrive a la fleur de ta jeunesse de ta femininite' avec ma bouche et toutes mes senses sont submerges et paralyzes par l'arome naturel de ton corp glissant qui se tortille dessous de mois

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tu est une bete mon Dieu sauvez mois je suis un ame faible quand je pense a cette bete sauvage aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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