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Old July 30th, 2005, 17:08   #41
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Old July 30th, 2005, 17:10   #42
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Old August 4th, 2005, 13:43   #43
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Lets talk about real football

da NFL!

my fav team....da niners!!! What is up da eagles....r they too cheap to pay their stars!!! TO and westbrook! Ok, TO is a punk and a brat but westbrook is one of the lowest paid stars in da NFL...show him the money!
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Old August 6th, 2005, 17:40   #44
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da NFL!

my fav team....da niners!!! What is up da eagles....r they too cheap to pay their stars!!! TO and westbrook! Ok, TO is a punk and a brat but westbrook is one of the lowest paid stars in da NFL...show him the money!
Now how can any self respecting human being call that real football as only one guy on the team uses his foot.
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Old August 6th, 2005, 17:54   #45
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I find it hard to get into the NFL anymore

Baseball is different

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Old August 6th, 2005, 18:02   #46
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I find it hard to get into the NFL anymore

Baseball is different

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Now tell me then. How do most Americans I speak to say that soccer is boring as there can be no goals in a game then turn around and say they could manage to sit through a baseball game for 3 hours, and watch some fat steroid ridden guy who cant run or play the field and say thats exciting.

Im not being Facetious I just dont understand.
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Old August 8th, 2005, 05:21   #47
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Hey everyone,

Please make a quick trip south of the border and join the Mexican Apertura Prediction League. Even if you don't know much about the league, it doesn't matter. Highlights of matches can be seen on Univision every Sunday around 11am. A live match is shown every week on Univision at 1pm EST. So please, join the Prediction League, seeing as though there are none here.
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Old August 8th, 2005, 05:24   #48
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Hey everyone,

Please make a quick trip south of the border and join the Mexican Apertura Prediction League. Even if you don't know much about the league, it doesn't matter. Highlights of matches can be seen on Univision every Sunday around 11am. A live match is shown every week on Univision at 1pm EST. So please, join the Prediction League, seeing as though there are none here.
Can we at least use the new prediction league system?
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Old August 8th, 2005, 05:27   #49
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I would, but it's way more complicated than the one I'm running. The one I have is nice and simple and doesn't take that long to do.
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Old August 14th, 2005, 06:41   #50
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Todays liter side:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Old August 19th, 2005, 21:14   #51
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This weeks abtic dote

A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. He decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "Lord, USA," they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:

"Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. It's just a pity you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those morons deducted $95."
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Old August 19th, 2005, 21:58   #52
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This weeks abtic dote

A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. He decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "Lord, USA," they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:

"Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. It's just a pity you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those morons deducted $95."
hahaha nice one

btw its funny how "Lord USA" is the only guy that gets 5 weeks of vacation here
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Old August 19th, 2005, 22:05   #53
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hahaha nice one

btw its funny how "Lord USA" is the only guy that gets 5 weeks of vacation here
Actually its a lot longer than 5 weeks he ends up with 8 but 5 at one time. Yet Lord USA is not the only one so does every politition. Boy am I in the wrong buisness.
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Actually its a lot longer than 5 weeks he ends up with 8 but 5 at one time. Yet Lord USA is not the only one so does every politition. Boy am I in the wrong buisness.
No kidding... but what i'm asking is whats the avarage weeks of vacation people get here? cause i know when it comes to getting vacation days the US is at the bottom of the list, i think Finland or Sweden was at the top with 5 or 6 weeks per year but i'm not exactly sure.
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No kidding... but what i'm asking is whats the avarage weeks of vacation people get here? cause i know when it comes to getting vacation days the US is at the bottom of the list, i think Finland or Sweden was at the top with 5 or 6 weeks per year but i'm not exactly sure.
Damn I dont know I havent had a vacation in 17 years, unless you call the month I spent in hospital as vacation.

I guess that puts me at the Bottom of the list.
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Old August 29th, 2005, 02:01   #56
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Two little kids are in a hospital,
lying on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?"
The second kid says,
"I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says,
"You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep,
and when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks,
"What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!", the second kid replies.
"Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born.
Couldn't walk for a year."
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Little Karl's neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home
from the hospital,
Karl's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Karl's dad
had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad
also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even
said the word ears he would get the spanking of his
life when they came
back home.
Little Karl told his dad he understood completely.
When Karl looked in the crib he said, "What a
beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Karl."
Karl said, "He has
beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see ?" asked Little
Karl. "Yes," the
mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision.
"That's great," said Little Karl, "cuz he'd be
shit outta luck if he needed glasses."
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