Old August 8th, 2007, 01:33   #1
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Kafka XIV, the successor to Sandro Nesta!

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Old August 8th, 2007, 08:52   #2
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And the number of the one and only Simeone.

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Old August 8th, 2007, 09:14   #3
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Good, I will edit.
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I wasn't that serious of course...but I'll edit too.

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Old August 8th, 2007, 09:56   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Viola
Kafka XIV, the successor to Sandro Nesta!

Let the games start.


My poor Alessandro!! We should have kept the Kafka XIII alive for as long as possible
Out beyond ideas
of wrongdoing and rightdoing,
there is a field.
I'll meet you there.
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Old August 8th, 2007, 09:59   #6
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Well, we did...until Sandro made Al blind....
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Old August 8th, 2007, 10:13   #7
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Folks, what happened, I thought I should open the new one. Well, in all divinity, those ungodly XT directorates are just too slow in opening up to new members. And oh, my buddy Divine was already existing ... but did not open Kafka XIV as requested by you noneternals here.

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Mr. Divinity, why do you allow bad things to happen to good people?

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Old August 8th, 2007, 11:00   #9
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Is it you, gOD?
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Old August 8th, 2007, 11:50   #10
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Both very good questions which I want to affiliate to. And I also always thought divinity, god etc is male...



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Old August 8th, 2007, 13:17   #11
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Well, I'm sure many people's personal god is curvy and wears tight clothes, so the male aspect is relative, I'd say.

Me for example, I can assure you I only once told a guy "you are my god", while there have been at least three women I called goddess....
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Bruce?

Of course God is male. I've seen hundreds of pictures.

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No. I know nothing about God, but one thing is for sure: He simply can't come from New Jersey.
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That seems like a fair theological assumption.

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So much for a start. He is male and not from New Jersey. I wonder if he is atheist.
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Chinese TV is incredible. Having the 1-year countdown to the Olympics and the 80th anniversary of the People's Liberation Army makes it even disgusting. But just now I saw the best of all:

In a commercial an Orchestra plays the Radetzky march, when suddenly a guy enters the scene saying: The quality of my radiators is better than that of Austrian flutes...
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Well I always thought the quality of Austrian flutes was over-rated
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You're not the only one. Compared to Chinese radiators, that is.

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Admittedly I don't get that with the flute, which could go down to me dealing with the triangle a whole lot more. Also I think it goes to be affiliated with, not to.

I plan to be greatly affiliated with the furrow flute, futerely. Can one say futurely? Anyways, in Austria we are more proud of juggling than fluting, I read in Oberösterreichische Nachrichten, as 2 Upper Austrians are now Juggling World Champions. That should teach radiators a lesson.

And 9 goals in the final 30 minutes of cup game Zenit St. Petersburg - Dynamo Moscow is not uninteresting. Particularly as Zenit needed 50 minutes and 3 penalties for the first 3 goals.

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Some result, that...is it possible to make a "more than ten goals"-bet in Russia?

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