Funny Clips/Pics, Jokes and links

[Bentex]

I'll start off with a very topical one :D

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/pm.jpg

[Bentex]

an old fave

http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/thumb.jpg

[Bentex]

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/1267/edzes.gif

[Bentex]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/9020/kiraly.jpg

[Bentex]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/2163/LFaDLDM1N2J2CJFm6FLQ_Tmoney.jpg

[Bentex]

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/1294/0200350084300.gif

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/eu018.jpg

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/pic_gg_kismalac_00000139.jpg

[Guest.]

http://c.myspace.com/00024/46/27/24167264_s.gif

[Bentex]

:)

here is another funny pic :D

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/mirror/nov2004/1/0/000ADF94-E181-1189-B6E080BFB6FA0000.jpg

[alex_3]

http://www.ilovebacon.com/013003/hungarian.jpg
I say try to keep the babes thread alive instead :D

[hungaria]

Since the topic is about ham. :D

http://www.scholars.psu.edu/photocontest/verbovszky-romania.jpg

[Bentex]

weird

[alex_3]

Since the topic is about ham. :D



lol
Hungaria, do you have this stuff in your bookmarks ready for attack?

[hungaria]

Yes im a total freak. :D

No i had incredible luck, i just typed romania in google and clicked on pictures.

That pic came up on the first site.

Try it and you will see. :)

[alex_3]

Yes im a total freak. :D

No i had incredible luck, i just typed romania in google and clicked on pictures.

That pic came up on the first site.

Try it and you will see. :)

heh I see..
well I found nothing for rebound. danm those google bastards :howler:

[Máté]

ok, for peace:D

http://www.karinthy.hu/pages/teacher/img/magyar.gif

http://www.karinthy.hu/pages/teacher/img/magyar.gif

[Bentex]

check these out guys

http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/04102704.html
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/afroninja.mpg
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic602.htm
http://unoriginal.co.uk/newvideos/UNORIGINAL.CO.UK%20-%20catslap.mpg

[alex_3]

ouch! the first one is not funny :wth:



http://free.omnilect.com/iroast/pinky.wmv
http://www.badmash.org/dishoom.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pizza.php

[Bentex]

http://free.omnilect.com/iroast/pinky.wmv






Man I felt so sorry for that cat being put on a lead, bring draged around like that :scared: I really loved it when that guy screamed :D

[Bentex]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

just tell her what to do! :D

[Bentex]

lol I forgot I already post that above here before hungaria :)

anyway always worth checking the wife's car when she gets home.
http://www.zen13320.zen.co.uk/Pics/Wifes-volvo.jpg

[Bentex]

stressed?





















Relieve your stress here (http://www.users.on.net/~ianp/bubblewrap.swf)

[Bentex]

hahahaha

I was going through the forum looking for the world football section and i accidently clicked on something called "womens football" :confused: :confused: WTF is that all about?

I kid you not check it out http://www.xtratime.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=-1&f=93

[Bentex]

Top ten reasons why a gun is better than a wife

10) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9) You can keep a gun at home, and have another for when you're on the
road.
8) If you admire a friend's gun, and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out a few times.
7) Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a back up.
6) Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5) A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4) Guns function normally every day of the month.
3) A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2) A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1) You can buy a silencer for a gun.



:D :D :D :D

[TiB]

http://www.zanorg.com/prodperso/punk.htm

[Bentex]

Mouse on Mars!

http://www.boreme.com/bm/FEB04/a/i_mouse_mars/pic1.jpg




http://tinypic.com/vuf6b
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun/lion.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/animates/mice.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/volley/alcohol.jpg
http://www.realfunnypictures.com/pictures/funny-pictures51.jpg
http://www.yobbo.co.nz/photogallery/funny%20photos/dadmom.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/fun05/fun/Dulux.jpg

[Bentex]

Scientists Release Pics Of The Male Brain

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/8977/ferfiagy8mo.gif

[Bentex]

really weird pic
http://random.zongrila.com/swirl.php

[Bentex]

guy gets home late one night and his wife says,

"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?"
"What kind of tattoo did you get? "
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking?
Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . .
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . .
Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . .
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want !!!"

[Bentex]

check this!!

http://www.panoramas.hu/hfat/index.htm


amazing, I suggest you check out, Sopron, Győr & Tapolca ... they are da best :cool:

[Bentex]

hey sanyi, just seen a 2 nice birds on vaci utca :)
check it out ;)

[Máté]

check this!!

http://www.panoramas.hu/hfat/index.htm


amazing, I suggest you check out, Sopron, Győr & Tapolca ... they are da best :cool:


You're the man, really cool! Dw i'n hoffi Tokaj though :)

[Máté]

http://www.panoramas.dk/fullscreen/fullscreen34b.html
http://www.budapest360.hu/pom1.htm

[Máté]

Bentex, are u familiar with this place? :)

http://www.burger.si/Croatia/Umag/SF_Umag_TrgSvobode.html

[Bentex]

http://www.budapest360.hu/pom1.htm


I like this one!
reminds me of the time I went up the mountians in sopron with my cousin Éva, I have a video of it..... I will see about making a clip.
do you still have that video I made of Nottingham? not the one I made of my friend swearing in Hungarian the one of Nottingham castle?

I cant find it :(

no I dont know that Croatia one :)
but I have been on the Border like I mentioned before :)

[Máté]

Its the same place I have been to and sent a photo as well :)

http://web.interware.hu/admin1/hrvatska/

i'll check da notts video

[Bentex]

you pics are so much better ;)



reminds me of the time I went up the mountians in sopron with my cousin Éva, I have a video of it..... I will see about making a clip.


bah, I tried.

http://www.hungariansoccer.com/sopronhegy.wmv

quality is not great, and there is one scary guy on this video :D

[Bentex]

and this is my 5000th post! :cool:

[szövkap]

quality is not great, and there is one scary guy on this video :D

me just guessing who is the scary guy.............

and, they seem to call you spangli :shades:

[szövkap]

and this is my 5000th post! :cool:

gratulálok

[Bentex]

thx :)

its strange that they call me sir in that clip.... mostly they called me Lord Spangli :D

[szövkap]

thx :)

its strange that they call me sir in that clip.... mostly they called me Lord Spangli :D

me just building a spliff :tongue: cheers m8 :D

[Bentex]

I have to be so careful when I say my name :)

btw, I spamed xtratime tonight so we could get some new members soon :D

[Máté]

Ibtw, I spamed xtratime

...and you also have been spamming ON xtratime, this is why you reached 5000 so easily... :D

[Máté]

Fogarasi havasok:

http://www.virtualromania.as.ro/Pages/Balea-cascadaHR.html

[Máté]

http://www.chillisauce.co.uk/Stag-Weekends/Budapest/_Page_1/

[Bentex]

...and you also have been spamming ON xtratime, this is why you reached 5000 so easily... :D

easily??

took me nearly 3 years :)

[Bentex]

http://www.chillisauce.co.uk/Stag-Weekends/Budapest/_Page_1/


we had a request about stag do's in BP a few months ago,

[Máté]

what does stag mean anyway

[Máté]

easily??

took me nearly 3 years :)

Me is 4 years they is less than 1000 posts :)

[Bentex]

what does stag mean anyway

this is a stag

http://www.deerfarmer.co.nz/images/stag.jpg

[Bentex]

Me is 4 years they is less than 1000 posts :)

but you took a 3 year pihenő :nono:

[Bentex]

this is a stag

http://www.deerfarmer.co.nz/images/stag.jpg


the female equivalent is Tyúk :D

http://www.sano.hu/cikk_images/kepek/Feher%20tyuk%20balra.gif

[Bentex]

here are some nice pics I found from Debrecen carnival :thumbsup:

http://www.bentex.co.uk/images/P1010147.JPG
http://www.bentex.co.uk/images/P1010148.JPG
http://www.bentex.co.uk/images/P1010150.JPG

[Bentex]

some more funny pics :D

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/2631/szerelo2gd.jpg

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/8427/45207a2iew12by.jpg

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/371/25206w16ff.jpg

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/1134/cocacola4ct.jpg

http://img228.exs.cx/img228/716/extrafri18qn.jpg

http://img203.exs.cx/img203/2177/nopoledancing8wv.jpg

[Bentex]

Weird And Superb (matrix Page)

http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~renacer/ascii-matrix.html.gz

[Máté]

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/e-sure-remix.html

[Máté]

http://www.hamncheez.com/media/flash/billy_shoot.swf

If anyone manages to kill Billy, let me know!

[Bentex]

billys to fast.

[Bentex]

]http://img200.echo.cx/img200/154/smoke9zb.jpg

http://epsilon.applepics.com/52/userfiles/4269407cc1355.gifhttp://gamma.applepics.com/7/userfiles/42693bd206053.gif
http://gamma.applepics.com/7/userfiles/42694411dcdcd.gif

[Don Papi]

:shades:

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/fun1.jpg

[Bentex]

check out this link

http://www.cag.lcs.mit.edu/~naters/images/Budapest_Nov_2001/page_02.htm

lots of great pics from BP.

[Máté]

http://web.interware.hu/admin1/tornado_in_ialomita

weird

[Bentex]

Gica posted this in the román forum :D :D :D :D :D

http://videos.putalocura.com/vids/videodelasJennys_Putalocura-com.wmv

[Bentex]

who can do this?

http://img191.echo.cx/img191/7383/vfcxzjgs8qj2cw3rd.jpg

[Bentex]

-Man USA Shirt: £35

-Computer: £500

-getting caught getting your boobs out on cam:

PRICELESS :D

http://pix.nofrag.com/d6/02/303241d05c7f14721a2988f43a65.html

[Don Papi]

hahahaha :D

[Máté]

I just got an email:

"Most of you have probably seen all the negative footage of hurricane Katrina. But a friend in the states sent these photos of the storm on its way into Alabama. Sometimes destruction is beautiful. "

And some pix attached, like this one:

http://web.interware.hu/admin1/untitledsss.jpg

U remember it from May, this year (Iolomita, Romania)? :D

[Don Papi]

kind of reminds me of when the Alien ship arrived in that movie with Will Smith, Independence day :D

[Bentex]

hahahahaha this is funny!!! :D

http://rapidshare.de/files/5712081/vid_00782.wmv.html

[Máté]

What's this lyrics about?

Fire of the sun
Flowers crumble into dust
The seed shall scatter and die
Light in her eyes
Pours black on their lives
We gather round a funeral pyre
And here we stand
In old England's land
Shattered glass on the ground
There are no words
To console this earth
To restore old England's pride

Never in a million or so years
Did we suffer so much bloodshed

Here comes the man
With the warm and gentle hands
Her name burned into his brow
Scorn in her eyes
Her back to the cries
We spit upon the life
That never was
And here we stand
In old England's land
The rose is choked by its thorn
She will cast salt for your wound
Old England wears no crown

Never in a million or so years
Did we suffer so much bloodshed

[Bentex]

how du I know? du ya tink I went 2 skool or sumink?

:)

like my windowz :shades:

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8194/windows28rz.jpg

[Máté]

Bill's bedroom?
ye me tink u went 2 skul didnt u?

[Bentex]

well, me went 4 me skool dinnerz... and dats 'bout tit.

[Bentex]

http://lolzing.com/albums/GIFsMthruZ/Sewer.gif

:howler:

[Bentex]

9 things I hate about people :D

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

[Máté]

http://www.wimp.com/sexshow/

[Bentex]

I find the clip very disturbing.

[Don Papi]

hehehehe :D mmmm experienced women :D

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/hotchicks/

this one is better :shades:

[Bentex]

hehehehe :D mmmm experienced women :D

perrrlease, makes me wanna puke :yuck:

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/returns/

or this one :D

[Bentex]

http://www.wimp.com/romanian/0

LMAO :howler:

[Don Papi]

hahahaha :D

[Bentex]

http://www.wimp.com/returns/

or this one :D

no porn links Andor :nono: still I enjoyed it :D great arse :thumbsup:

[Bentex]

this funny !!!!
http://www.wimp.com/idiotscompilation/

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/speechless/

hahaha you will enjoy this one :D

[Bentex]

LOL I've not seen that one yet.

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/window/

:googly: is this for real ?

[Bentex]

yeah I think its real :rolleyes: :D

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/bushparty/

hehehehehehe :D

[Máté]

http://www.waxhoff.com/

[Bentex]

Wtf
they got you working too hard over there.

[Máté]

lol i'm at the uni now

[Bentex]

UNI ??? but arent you like 39 or something :D

[Máté]

yes but still better than school ;)
bye i go offline

[szövkap]

yes but still better than school ;)
bye i go offline

and loads of birdspotting to do there :D

[Bentex]

I lived near the UNI in Nottingham when I was around 18.
I always used to go in for the girls :shades:

oh, and off course to use their computers :D

[Bentex]

hahahaha this cracked me up.


http://txc.net.au/~mapie/windaz2000.gif

[hungaria]

Do romanian girls have some fetish to fight in front of a camera? This is the second clip now. :D

[Guest.]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hungary

New Wiki on Hungary :)

[Guest.]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hungarian

[Bentex]

well at least the Romanians have a sense of humor :)

[Guest.]

yeah, just checked, the Romanian page displays a warning message for excessive abusive editing :)

[hungaria]

Actually they dont, look at the warning site on the top of this page. :D

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Romania

[Bentex]

LMAO

Romanian coat of arms.

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/7/7e/549px-Coat-of-arms-Romania.jpg

I thought ours was bad :D

[Guest.]

LMAO

Romanian coat of arms.

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/7/7e/549px-Coat-of-arms-Romania.jpg

I thought ours was bad :D

Damn, almost peed myself...post this on the romanian footy page here, i am curious as to what it says underneath. :)

[hungaria]

Isnt it something from that song that made the charts?

[Bentex]

yeah, but they were Moldovan :)

[hungaria]

Yeah everything else in that coat of arms was correct. :D

[Don Papi]

it means making love under a tree or something :) hehe

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Romania-Map.png

[Don Papi]

bwhahahaha :D look at the new serb :D

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/7/75/Ron_serbia.png

[Guest.]

Sanyi,

Can you translate the slogan on the German coat of arms?

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Germany

[szövkap]

Germany in other languages

* English: Doitchland
* French: Run for your life!
* Danish: Dutchland
* Spanish: Dietschland also Alemaña
* Philippines: Duitsland
* Polish: Szwaby
* Russian: Фрицы
* American: Hitlerland
* Latvian: Doičlands
* Japanese: Doitsurando
* Portuguese: Alemão also Germânico also Salsichas
* Austrian: Piefkinesien
* German: Australia
* Croatian: Njemacka also Schwabija
* Turkish: Duisburg also Doyschlanalso Little Istanbul
* Greek: Γερ-ΜΑΝΙΑ
* Swiss-German: Selfish German Idiots ****ing Panzerwagen Hitler Jugend
* Lithuanian Vokiečiai
* Netherlands: Moffenland
* Finnish: Natsienmaa
* Estonian: Sucksamaa
Hungarian: Bunkók

Note: the russian one means "fritzi" in latin letters:D

[szövkap]

Germany

"Hallo! WAS?"

~ Oscar Wilde on Germany

Germany's contribution to the world, in a nutshell, is basically gnomes, bratwurst, sauerkraut, beer, Trabants and Hitler.

[szövkap]

they have no coat of arms, btw

it's a simple black, red and gold tricolore they have, ennyi az egész,
there used to be a fallen eagle on it sometimes, it's the symbol of the federal republic. :rolleyes:

[szövkap]

all of this is so true:D

People & Culture

Germans (WW1 and WW2 runners-up) are a hardworking and industrious folk. Their diet consists entirely of sauerkraut, bratwürstchen and American children. Ridiculing Poland is a long observed tradition, as well as dividing the country between themselves and other nations and losing wars.

In German, Germany is called Deutschland, because Germans mistakenly think that they're Dutch as was demonstrated with disastrous consequences in 1940 when a kommunist and drunken kraut muncher accidentally turned left on the way home from a schnapps party and thus much nastiness began. As a result, up until 2005, no one in the international community would talk to the German government because of this schnapps induced error.

Louis Pasteur discovered that germs come from Germany in the 1860s.

German philosopher and LSD addict Jane Goodal would develop the theory of German-Place.

In 1933, it was discovered that the average German dingleberry was slightly over sechs (sex) centimeters, slimmer than the Negro average of seven inches.

All Germans are apparently, 2.10m tall, weight 300kg and 336grames, have blond hair, a mustache, blue eyes and a special complaining organ. The latter is very well developed and gets active everytime the weights falls below 300kg. Shoe size adults: 40-45. Children: 14-18

The Germans enjoy holidaying abroad, preferably in large heavily armed groups. Their preferred mode of transport is by tank or panzer, although a select group choose to travel by, then jump out of aeroplanes at their desired location. It has been largely agreed among our teutonic cousins that his saves the need for passports and travel visas not to mention the great discounts to be had from duty free.

A popular destination to invade is Holland. Germans just love to see sand and the sea. It is something very different from the dull and boring grounds of Germany. They mostly spend their time digging huge holes in the beach. The Dutch believe this has to do with bikes that got stolen after the disastrous consequences of 1940. As a pratical joke the Dutch invented "bommetje" which later turned out to a yearly event. It consists of placing a landmine on the beach at 2 metres deep. When this is done everybody wait for the Germans to come and start digging. Placing bets is by now big business. The Germans however do not seem to enjoy this game so much.

Another popular destination for Germans on vacation is Spain. In fact, so many Germans go there, that most people wanting to visit Germany will find it more beneficial to just visit Spain instead. You won't have to deal with German weather or recycling laws, while still being able to see Germans cordone off any unclaimed territory, walk their dogs ("Sitz, Rolf, sitz!") and get drunk through all hours in the morning.

Contrary to popular belief, most germans do not in fact love David Hasselhoff, they just want to have his children. Hasselhoffen are a delicacy.

[Don Papi]

"Contrary to popular belief, most germans do not in fact love David Hasselhoff, they just want to have his children. Hasselhoffen are a delicacy."

hahaha :D

[Guest.]

they have no coat of arms, btw

it's a simple black, red and gold tricolore they have, ennyi az egész,
there used to be a fallen eagle on it sometimes, it's the symbol of the federal republic. :rolleyes:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:BRD-Coat-of-Arms-V2.jpg

Here...a German shepard head , and it says "Wein, Weib, und Gersand" What's it mean?

Wine, woman, and Gersand: is what bablefish translated it to.... :flirt:

[szövkap]

it says "wein, weib und GESANG" wine , woman and singing

[Bentex]

hungaria.
I think you will like the pics here.

http://www.vnkatonak.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=81

[Bentex]

oh, and this is what happens when you constantly steal my bandwidth and material :D

http://forum.origo.hu/topik.jsp?id=26802&status=ok&status=ok

[Máté]

hungaria.
I think you will like the pics here.

http://www.vnkatonak.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=81

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6049/826b8ur.jpg

Not sure...maybe 40% :D

[Máté]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/3567/image0016vl.jpg

[Don Papi]

aaaaaarghhh i have a math exam today :eek: thnx i will not wright that on my paper :D

[hungaria]

hungaria.
I think you will like the pics here.

http://www.vnkatonak.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=81

Wtf is that? A Viatnamese or something like that forum discussing hungarian motorcycle nationalists. :D :googly:

[hungaria]

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/3567/image0016vl.jpg

That answere is not stupid, its actually brilliant. :D

[szövkap]

Wtf is that? A Viatnamese or something like that forum discussing hungarian motorcycle nationalists. :D :googly:

very funny side indeed:D

[Bentex]

things you can do with photoshop nowadays :eek:

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/050807_47483_02.jpg

[szövkap]

things you can do with photoshop nowadays :eek:

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/050807_47483_02.jpg

I'd prefer do other things with them :angel:

[Bentex]

cheeky devil :D

http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/2020/turk9dz.jpg

[Don Papi]

haha :D

[Don Papi]

http://www.pbase.com/billy_crowley/hungary_june_2005

some nice pictures from budapest :)

[Bentex]

my mates got a porno filmed there :)

http://i.pbase.com/v3/85/47685/2/44506702.151_5167small.jpg

[Don Papi]

i think i saw a report about that on Playboy tv :D it was about Hungarian porn :shades: it seems they actually make some of these films while taking a körút across the Donau in Budapest :googly: where every damn tourist can see them :googly:

[Bentex]

that film is in my collection :D

[Bentex]

lads, here is a reminder to you what can happen if you are caught cheating :D

http://www.hpjvids.com/mods/Darren/M3/side.jpg

http://www.hpjvids.com/mods/Darren/M3/side2.jpg

http://www.hpjvids.com/mods/Darren/M3/int.jpg

http://www.hpjvids.com/mods/Darren/M3/fuhoodwind.jpg

http://www.hpjvids.com/mods/Darren/M3/trunk.jpg

[Bentex]

learn to talk gangsta :D

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ebonics.htm

[Don Papi]

Whaddup Dog :D

[Bentex]

yeah safe, Respek :shades:


:D

[Bentex]

look Máté.... no hands :D
http://www.bentex.tv/bentexfilez/TowerBridge.wmv

[Don Papi]

http://media.putfile.com/s-show---******-Family-1

this is the best i have seen since the Gyepes compilation :D

edit * i see its censored :irritate:

[Máté]

look Máté.... no hands :D
http://www.bentex.tv/bentexfilez/TowerBridge.wmv

nem értem :o

[Bentex]

I'm driving while filming, therefore no hands :)

[Guest.]

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/2629/image0017mc.gif

[szövkap]

http://img344.imageshack.us/img344/2629/image0017mc.gif

could be me while trying to find a live streaming of the U21 match :frustrat: :hangover:

[Máté]

I'm driving while filming, therefore no hands :)

Ah, so u did the same than me, don't do that again :nono:

;)

[Máté]

Hey, my trabi was in RTL news :)

http://www.realtokaji.com/media/lujdzsi_trabi_rtl3.mpg

I removed the middle of the clip to make it smaller

[Bentex]

OMG :D did they know it was yours?

[Don Papi]

http://www.clairewolfe.com/wolfesblog/GunControl0504.gif

http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/8739/shakeit9km5vn.gif
mmmm yeah baby work it :shades:

http://img114.exs.cx/img114/314/avatar14.gif

[Bentex]

hahahaha they are all class.
one of them reminds me of this :D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/girlsinging.html

[Don Papi]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/stopsignkid.html

:D

[Bentex]

that gotta hurt...
follow these instructions.
http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html

[Bentex]

EVER done something then instantly regretted you didn't check things out a little bit more closely!

Well, the people behind these websites must have been kicking themselves after buying this set of wacky domain names.

At first glance they might seem innocent enough, but have another read.


Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: www.penisland.net

Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with Power-Gen?
http://www.powergenitalia.com

[Máté]

OMG :D did they know it was yours?

Probably they did. I'm the only one in RTL who has trabi :)

[Máté]

that gotta hurt...
follow these instructions.
http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html

wow thats spectacular indeed

[Máté]

some nice ones here, too:

http://www.realtokaji.com/media/opticalillusions01.pps

[Bentex]

on the last one I needed to stand up to tilt my head, but I couldn't be arsed so I tilted the moniter instead :D
the Jesus one is cool.

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/chinesepeople/

:D

[Bentex]

I wonder if people in HU would get that.

[Bentex]

Washington , D.C.—White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan announced a major update to the game “Iraq War.” He suggested that the patch for Iraq War 2.0 would address many of the flaws of the first release version.

Iraq WarMcClellan suggested the game had not been as popular as hoped and that this major update will address the issues. Among the list of improvements are the following:

* Weapons of Mass Destruction—Many gamers were disappointed that these were not included in the original game. This was a much-hyped feature that did not happen in the current version. In this new version Iraq has WMD and it makes for a more balanced fight.
* More allied nations are available for the “coalition of the willing,” the selection in the current version is limited.
* Humane treatment of prisoners by the U.S. troops. Something was clearly wrong with the AI on this one and it’s been addressed in the new version.
* Fixes the glitch where the Presidential “Mission Accomplished” cut-scene pops up in the middle of the game.
* The “Saddam” villain has been tweaked to be more evil and less pathetic. Many people were disappointed with the capture sequence of Saddam, as it was anticlimactic. In this version his capture is an orgy of destruction with poison gas, nuclear weapons and kidnapped ex-pat children used as human shields.
* The frequency of random “car bombings” has been reduced. This reduced the “support at home” value but was almost impossible to prevent.
* The political model has been adjusted so the election is completed more rapidly and the puppet government installed sooner. This produces a much quicker endgame sequence, as the current version drags out a little.

In all it’s a comprehensive list of updates the White House hopes will make for a more enjoyable, more popular game all around.

[Bentex]

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the labourers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs.
He points to his eye, meaning "I", then at his knee, meaning "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his trousers and begins to masturbate.

The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling " What the f**k is wrong with you, are you stupid or something? I was saying I needed a handsaw!"

The labourer looks at him and says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I was coming."

[Don Papi]

I wonder if people in HU would get that.

yeah they will :) they have chinese restaurants too :) everybody got chinese, they are everywhere :D

[Bentex]

I'm not so sure, I've not seen any.
Maybe in BP there are.

there are Chinese who have a stall at Hévíz market, thats my only memory of Chinese in HU.

[Bentex]

check out this pole dancers moves :D

http://media2.orschlurch.de/dancingqueen.wmv

[Don Papi]

bwahahaha :D

[Don Papi]

OMG hahaha i play Pro Evolution Soccer 5 on the PS2 :shades: and i wanted to make our csapat look cooler and realistic :) so i went on the Pro Evo forums and looked for players to adjust :D HAHA look how they made Szabics

http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=szabics0fq.jpg

He looks like Charisteas :googly:

[Bentex]

weird.

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/boring/

[Bentex]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/47081/kangaroo_playing_with_himself/

:D

[hungaria]

Andor is this for real and what are they talking about? :D

http://www.break.com/articles/holditin2.html

[szövkap]

Andor is this for real and what are they talking about? :D

http://www.break.com/articles/holditin2.html
first he describes how he tried to avoid to laugh, but as we see, he badly lost his fight :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: . well, in the end it says that was the end of his tv career :googly:

[monte]

:howler: very funny, and Belgian :D But fake unfortunately.

[Bentex]

wow this is freaky.

http://media.spikedhumor.com/8944/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf

this is what "jingle bells" sounds like played backwards.

[Don Papi]

when I saw the word "listen carefully" I already knew whats coming :stuckup:

[Bentex]

exactly, I dunno why they put that.
also when they say turn your speakers up....

[Don Papi]

Gay Bruno (http://www.wimp.com/bruno/)

:D hahaha so funny

[Máté]

Why they is putting Ali on the screen, at the end?

[Don Papi]

because its a character he plays in his show :) just like Borat, the reporter from Kazakhstan

[Bentex]

Bruno is really funny too.
this clip is from the Ali G in USA iiii series from about 2 years ago.

[Bentex]

check this!
http://www.bentex.dwo.hu/downloads/bestofborat.asf

one of the funniest things ever made!
it was shot in Romania.

[Máté]

because its a character he plays in his show :) just like Borat, the reporter from Kazakhstan

Don't tell me Bruno is also him :eekani:

[Bentex]

I got bored so I searched for random pics :)

http://www.gudjon.net/galleri/Interrail2003/images/3_Budapest_13.jpg

http://www.gaborcselle.com/budapest/images/Budapest%20012004%20117.jpg

http://2ridetheworld.com/gallery/hungary/images/hungary_budapest_chainbridge2_05082003.jpg

this is how Máté picks up women :D

http://www.mgirls.altervista.org/gallery/F13/photos/Girl_1986_Hungary_01_PHC.jpg

http://161.58.116.9/images/refrigerator%20magnets/international%20map%20magnets/Hungary.JPG

http://www.europeangiftshop.com/images/world_flags_mugs_d1/hungary.jpg

here is a huge pic of old Hungarian coins.

http://www.forumancientcoins.com/board/attachments/Unknow14-Hungary-.jpg

http://www.jobbik.hu/galkep/20050501_Majalis/22-Magyarok.jpg

http://papeszblog.blog.tv2.hu/adat_html/9/17/91747_%D3jj%E9%20magyarok!!!!.jpg

this is cool pic
http://klks.fw.hu/images/ECU/hunflag.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/judit_tiszai/magyarok/5.gif

http://www.idf.hu/magyar-magyar/bizalom_cimer.jpg

and one for our american friends :)

http://www.geocities.com/judit_tiszai/magyarok/zoli-citizen2.jpg

[Don Papi]

R.Kelly video :) (http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1134122406/Mad_TV_cut)

[Don Papi]

Bush Drunk (http://www.wimp.com/bushdrunk) :D

[Bentex]

that is hilarious :D :D :D :D :D

[Máté]

that is hilarious :D :D :D :D :D

no, she is Clinton's

[Bentex]

Máté are you trying to be funny by making your own jokes now? :)
not like you :)

here is a clip Máté sent me early this morning.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1129977197/The_Most_Powerful_Vacuum_Cleaner_yet

[Máté]

Bentex I like you, do you like me?

[Bentex]

are... Dziekuje, I like you too.

[Don Papi]

Máté are you trying to be funny by making your own jokes now? :)
not like you :)

here is a clip Máté sent me early this morning.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1129977197/The_Most_Powerful_Vacuum_Cleaner_yet

hehehe :D i like that one :) but I like the Sexy Christmas Webcam Chicks Compilation on that site better :angel:

[Bentex]

2006 Hooters Calendar, For Free

here (http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_dec2005/2006HootersCalendar.htm)

[Bentex]

http://www.guzer.com/videos/bee_in_skirt.php

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/hamburger/

[Bentex]

that one was week :)

can you see the hidden pictures?

http://www.stickied.net/files/25921469143bbee2b0aba3.jpg

http://www.stickied.net/files/36717273343bbee5ff1edb.jpg

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/gunther/

I wish they made something like this for Lothar :howler: "I'm Hungarian"

[Mrs Bentex]

http://www.wimp.com/gunther/

I wish they made something like this for Lothar :howler: "I'm Hungarian"

Oh my God!!!
Nicht übel... :howler:

[Don Papi]

:cool:

http://www.youtube.com/w/Ladoo-Shop?v=mKOOqzYYzjI&search=BOLLYWOOD%20HINDI%20MOVIE

[Bentex]

hahahahaha that's so funny :D
how do you save that video? I want to send it to a friend of mine.

and omg, what a babe :shades:

[Don Papi]

I dont know :D I want it on mp3 for on my Ipod :D

[Bentex]

I have a program that saves flash but it wont save it :(

[szövkap]

Oh my God!!!
Nicht übel... :howler:

woher kannst du deutsch?

[Mrs Bentex]

woher kannst du deutsch?

Gimnáziumban tanultam 4 évig!
UTÁLTAM!

[szövkap]

UTÁLTAM!


:howler: el tudom képzelni :D

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/secrets/

I knew it !!! :scream: the truth is finally told :howler:

[Don Papi]

http://www.wimp.com/leno/

another Bush basher for bentex :D great stuff this one :D

[Bentex]

hehe that ones really good :)

check this link
http://www.goalpoker.com/penalty_strip/goalPoker_01.html

I'm not sure how far she goes as I always miss and she puts her cloths back on.

the girl on the far left is the one I had dealings with and because of her I nearly got sued by perfect10.com but she sorted it out for me... On christmas day :)

[Don Papi]

they go topless :horny:

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://img8.picsplace.to/img8/8/van_Persie_miss_Bolton.gif

[Don Papi]

:howler: can you make an avatar out of that one :howler:

[Bentex]

what size do you want it (pixels) ?

[Bentex]

150

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/8859/vanpersiemissbolton1502xj.gif

[Don Papi]

:howler: cant type laughing to much :howler:

i want to use it for xt :)

[Bentex]

it's not possible for xt, the file size would be too big.
it contains for to much detail, sorry.

[Bentex]

how not to overclock :D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5393904704265757054&q=duron

[szövkap]

funny penalty (http://nb1.hu/video/2006/0203/kihagyva.avi)

[Bentex]

:dielaugh:

http://lolzing.com/albums/GIFsMthruZ/Stewarttommygun.gif

[Don Papi]

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//static13.youtube.com/get_still.php%3Fvideo_id%3DkKGxaol4qws

:howler:

[Bentex]

:D

I hope that wasn't his dad filming :nono:

but still :D

[Máté]

"The Magyar - which means "man" - dates from (...)" - ???

http://www.pure-adventures.com/tours/hungaryinfo.htm

[Bentex]

http://www.wimp.com/iranian/

[szövkap]

http://www.wimp.com/iranian/


:eekani: iranians are the cartoon, comedy and jokes world champions, no doubt.

[Don Papi]

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1140251493/Most_Patient_Guy_In_The_World

germans are craaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzy :howler:

[Don Papi]

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1139995306/Right_handed_Research_Computer_Prank

:howler: classic

[Don Papi]

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1140082040/Don/t_Cheer_Too_Quickly

:proud:

[Bentex]

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1140251493/Most_Patient_Guy_In_The_World

germans are craaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzy :howler:


hehe I should do that aswell :D

[Bentex]

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1140082040/Don/t_Cheer_Too_Quickly

:proud:

oh come on that is soooooo old.
is your next clip gonna be that women streaker or the **** biró? :)

[Bentex]

no comment :D
http://www.youtube.com/w/Worst-Millionaire-Contestant-EVER?v=OIQLq1ftvN0&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

[Don Papi]

now thats stupid :howler: even Lothar would have got that one right

[szövkap]

no comment :D
http://www.youtube.com/w/Worst-Millionaire-Contestant-EVER?v=OIQLq1ftvN0&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

I wouldn't have had a clue neither :eekani:

never heard these sayings, hell I would have voted for the canada thing, at least that is what I experienced from XT USAians it could be the right answer.

[Máté]

that's when you dont have our cutter steve...he would have helped :)

[Bentex]

http://rossjohnson.org/movieclips/Ketchup_Effect.wmv

:D :D :D :D

ps: 18+ only

[Don Papi]

The link doesn't work. :(

[Bentex]

works for me, try again.

[Bentex]

for sanyi :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIdr2vb9TAA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efbtz%2Ecom%2Fforum%2Fshowt hread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D46109

[Bentex]

HOW TO SPOT A RICH GUY


http://www.funnies.com/March505/howtospotarichguy.jpg

[szövkap]

HOW TO SPOT A RICH GUY


http://www.funnies.com/March505/howtospotarichguy.jpg

he can not be THAT rich :dazed:

[szövkap]

for sanyi :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIdr2vb9TAA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efbtz%2Ecom%2Fforum%2Fshowt hread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D46109

hell, that guy could teach sanyi bácsi some inklish skills :lala:

[Bentex]

:D

Gica posted this in the Romanian forum :dielaugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL50EwbKdp0

[Pali bácsi]

he can not be THAT rich :dazed:

No, but he has a great personality... :)

[Máté]

Ein bild aus der Schweiz:

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3638/im0040703pa.jpg

Snow has been falling for 2 days...and it`s Fasnacht (Basel carnival) on Monday :D

[Bentex]

cool pic :)
here is something to ease your mind for the plane journey home.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/858/planefastltg8gn.gif

[Máté]

Oh thank you, I really needed this one! Btw, been to Berlin too (first time), probably been close to our sanyi`s previous place. Walked under the Branderburger Tor, too.

[Bentex]

cool, can't wait to see the pix :cool:
btw, Kótai lost again :(


apart from that no other news to report.
things have been very quiet.

[Máté]

no news good news

dont expect too much, did not take my cam this time (thought i wouldnt have time for sightseeing) however i bought an einmal camera

[Bentex]

wow, all check this "real life" simpsons video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IDp76kjPw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edailysixer%2Ecom%2Fsimpson sintro%2Eshtml

[szövkap]

homer drives a zsiguli :D

[szövkap]

http://mehr-licht.uw.hu/bilder/bledsinn/milka1.jpg

[Pali bácsi]

http://mehr-licht.uw.hu/bilder/bledsinn/milka1.jpg

:howler: :howler: