Funny Clips/Pics, Jokes and links

[Don Papi]

Nice vacation picture :)

http://i42.tinypic.com/55lb9z.jpg

[Dan_895]

LOL OMG :howler:

[ANTAL TONI]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bentex]

http://i43.tinypic.com/12211qx.gif

[Elyria]

That was very annoying. :D

Funny story

The problem with phone ordering in bakeries.

[answering phone] "Cakey Cake Bakery, Jill speaking! How can I help you?"

"Hi, I need to order a cake for my boss. We have a photo of him playing golf that we'd like to put on it, though - can you do that?"

"Of course! Just bring the photo in on a USB drive and we'll print it out here."

"Great, I'll bring it by this afternoon."

Later...

"Hey, Jill, what am I putting on this cake?"

"Oh, check the counter; I left the jump drive out for you there."

[calling from the back room] "Really? This is what they want on the cake?"

"Yeah, the customer just brought it in."

"Okey dokey!"












http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles/a408_c2.jpg

[ANTAL TONI]

http://i43.tinypic.com/12211qx.gif

Thats an ass

[Bentex]

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This cracks me up :D

[ANTAL TONI]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH wooow.

[Dan_895]

:D

[Bentex]

http://www.izlesene.com/player2.swf?video=925133

Some great ones in there! :D

[ANTAL TONI]

:D

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww211/bentexrevolutions/2542-1.jpg

[Bentex]

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[Bentex]

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This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen :howler: :howler: :D :D

[Bentex]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2vdgndy.jpg

hahahahaha I think I laughed too much :D

[Bentex]

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:howler::howler::howler:

[Bentex]

http://i39.tinypic.com/wmaut4.jpg

Best one I've ever seen :D

[Bentex]

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You should not do pranks in Nottingham :nono: :howler:

[ANTAL TONI]

lmfao

[Bentex]

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

:D

[Dan_895]

number 7 :howler:

[Bentex]

8 is the most accurate ;) Which leads onto 5.

[ANTAL TONI]

7 and 8 are the best ones :)

[Bentex]

You have to admire a tryer :)

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww211/bentexrevolutions/meganfox06170902.jpg

[Bentex]

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Funny or cruel?

[Elyria]

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I'm laughing so hard right now.

[Bentex]

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/b3nt3xrevolutions/2452374.jpg

Don't tell major :eek:

[イラ]

Wow :D

[Bentex]

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/b3nt3xrevolutions/jeff.jpg

[イラ]

Interesting lol

[Bentex]

http://www.airsanyi.com/images/b-110405.jpg

[Don Papi]

Old and it happens everywhere in the Caribbean :yawn:

[ANTAL TONI]

LoL thats a good one :P

[Bentex]

You see. World leaders who perv and get drunk I can trust. It's the others I have issues with :D

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/b3nt3xrevolutions/Obama_G8_DAT_ASS.jpg

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/b3nt3xrevolutions/535436.jpg

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/b3nt3xrevolutions/452757.jpg

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/b3nt3xrevolutions/204859t11h6796.jpg

[Don Papi]

Brazil tv :proud:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/13925/0973c03f/braziliaanse_televisie.html

[Bentex]

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Oh yeah! :cool:

[Don Papi]

Show off :stuckup:

[Bentex]

This is showing off :D

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[Bentex]

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:howler:

[Bentex]

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:howler::howler:

No respek, give the guy some privacy...can't let the tension build up :howler:

[Don Papi]

:neutral:

[Bentex]

You never been caught with your pants down Andor? :)

[Don Papi]

His ninja skills have failed him.

[Don Papi]

Timon and Pumba are real :proud:

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/5271/19368.jpg

[Don Papi]

Pigeons suck! They are everyone's dinner.

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[Bentex]

I hate pigeons. My bf's uncle keeps feeding them in the car park and we make loud noises and throw stuff so they fly off :)

[Bentex]

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:howler:

[Don Papi]

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[Bentex]

Best website ever? (warning 18+)

http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http://www.xtratime.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=186

[Máté]

I don't get it, maybe it doesnt work in IE

[Máté]

I hate pigeons. My bf's uncle keeps feeding them in the car park and we make loud noises and throw stuff so they fly off :)

Fujjjj I hate them too! I can't get rid of them, they occupied the roof.
The pelican video was sooo weird! :eek:

[Don Papi]

You should buy a pelican and put it on the roof :)

[Máté]

Now that makes sense! :D

[Bentex]

I don't get it, maybe it doesnt work in IE

Works fine with my IE :confused:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5782/5869u.th.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/i/5869u.jpg/)

Damn the site looks ugly with all those adverts :(

[イラ]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wmjas/132835304/

[Bentex]

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy298/b3nt3xrevolutions/crazy_borat_face.jpg

[Máté]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2625/31363565.th.jpg (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/31363565.jpg/)

After seeing how it should work normally I still don't get the joke. Can you help? :) Was it referring to something we don't have a clue about in EE?

[Kajoo]

I´m lazy search 100+ pages, sorry if it was already posted

http://uploads.postfarm.net/public/postfarm/uploads-2.0/a/ass2.jpg

[Munez]

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:googly:

[Bentex]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2625/31363565.th.jpg (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/31363565.jpg/)

After seeing how it should work normally I still don't get the joke. Can you help? :) Was it referring to something we don't have a clue about in EE?

Watch this ;)

http://www.grindstar.tv/player/vPlayer.swf?f=http://www.grindstar.tv/player/vConfig.php?vkey=91550f7d2507d57f4f5a

[Munez]

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:howler:

[Bentex]

That's good, but this is one of the best videos of all time! :)

Cllusu6RV6c

Clever :)

[emje]

pepsifoci: Rudolf and Bodnár can play against Debrecen :D

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad181/emje87/lokiellen.jpg

[Bentex]

Haha :) Pepsifoci :proud:

[Bentex]

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Who is the guy at 7:32? :)

[Máté]

Watch this ;)

http://www.grindstar.tv/player/vPlayer.swf?f=http://www.grindstar.tv/player/vConfig.php?vkey=91550f7d2507d57f4f5a

LOL that's kurva jó :D

[Bentex]

This is a re-post but I'm not sure if you've seen it :)

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[ANTAL TONI]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO HAHAHAHAHAAHAH thats fukin Nagyon Fasza !!! LOL

[Kajoo]

:dielaugh:

[Kajoo]

http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq100/nyxanrd/safety-first.jpg

[Kajoo]

safety first !

http://myfunnyworld.net/Funny_pictures/safety-work-awards/erection_team.jpg

[Bentex]

That one doesn't work :) (not hotlinking)

[Don Papi]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/649221/1075f023/britse_burenruzie.html

:D Those silly Brits :proud:

[ANTAL TONI]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. VAGANY GYEREK BAZD MEG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Bentex]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/649221/1075f023/britse_burenruzie.html

:D Those silly Brits :proud:

That's hilarious :howler: :dielaugh:

Reminds of the guy at my friend's kebab shop that kicks off and gets his head kicked in :pp


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ps, I'm not condoning violence ;) but it's funny when people try to be clever and fall on their arses :D

[Magyar Angol]

That's good, but this is one of the best videos of all time! :)

Cllusu6RV6c

Clever :)

freaking hillarious. One thing though Benny, where did this come from? As I was watching it I thought it sounded like our Chairman Simon Mr Jordan>>>?? WTF?

[Magyar Angol]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/649221/1075f023/britse_burenruzie.html

:D Those silly Brits :proud:

Nothing funny about this mug making a cnunt of himself infront of children with chav boy filming it on his mobile phone.

:yuck:

[Magyar Angol]

That's hilarious :howler: :dielaugh:

Reminds of the guy at my friend's kebab shop that kicks off and gets his head kicked in :pp


ps, I'm not condoning violence ;) but it's funny when people try to be clever and fall on their arses :D

Stoooooopid stooooopid and stoooooopid. I mean who TF is the blonde tart who keeps flying in? Terrible

[Bentex]

Stoooooopid stooooopid and stoooooopid. I mean who TF is the blonde tart who keeps flying in? Terrible

Actually you got to give her respek :) Her boyfriend was in a mood. She was saying 'why you being horrible to me?'...then the other guy was being rude. Her boyfriend told him to "shut up". Then they all started to beat him up....but she wasn't afraid at all with all that punching and kicking and got stuck in :howler:

My favorite part of the video is when she punches him at 1:50 :D

[Bentex]

freaking hillarious. One thing though Benny, where did this come from? As I was watching it I thought it sounded like our Chairman Simon Mr Jordan>>>?? WTF?


talksport :)

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[Bentex]

This one is good too :D

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[Bentex]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/760/9020optischetaeuschung4.jpg

Officially the best photo ever taken :D

[emje]

yes, it's wondassful wonderful.

[Bentex]

That has to be a one in a billion shot :D that is because that photo with the Japanese girls was a one in a million :D

[emje]

I'll never understand why people take pictures of themselves through the mirror...

[Bentex]

I always think that too :) especially when they also put them on facebook,myspace etc.

I also don't like it when people take photos of themselves at their computer desk.

[Bentex]

http://www.airsanyi.com/images/8675748.jpg

:howler:

[Máté]

"don't like it went people"

I'm wondering, is it just you or do all angolok make similar mistakes? This is so funny for me. My English is very bad but I'd never mix these words, even though they sound similar, as I had already wrote them down many many times before started to use them in speech. I know it's the way around with you but it's still amusing :)

[Bentex]

It's called a typo dear, I've seen thousands of typos by you. Yesterday you wrote reach instead of rich on skype chat :D but it's easier to spot typos made by others.

[Bentex]

My English is very bad but I'd never mix these words

My hairy bottom you never do.

http://www.airsanyi.com/images/45285238.jpg

[Máté]

It's called a typo dear,

No it's not. Typos are typographical errors, resulting in meaningless words: typically transposition, duplication...'teh vs the', 'shuold vs should', tec. But 'went vs when' is due to the similar pronounciation of the two words (just like 'there vs their') and when you write fast you don't really think about which one it is. Mixing words, not typo. Seen?

Yesterday you wrote reach instead of rich on skype chat :D

That means only one thing, my English is improving, I think like an angol :D

but it's easier to spot typos made by others.

That is true. Otherwise there weren't typos :P

[Don Papi]

If you are bored and want to do something, this site will help you :)
http://showoffbook.com/

[Bentex]

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:howler:

[emje]

AUM1DC3FNHA

[Bentex]

Vili :D I'll never forget Andor's quote from 2006 "he thinks he's Lucio" :howler:

[Don Papi]

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[Don Papi]

Ay Dios! :horny:

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[Bentex]

Blondie is cute.

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/i-am-a-woman.jpg

:D

[Don Papi]

:eek:

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[Bentex]

Wow, my bf will explode if he sees this video.

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/facebookpic1.jpg

:howler:

[Máté]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/760/9020optischetaeuschung4.jpg

Officially the best photo ever taken :D

I still don't get it. Where is the fun?

edit: I have not been thinking about it for months I just met this photo again somewhere else :)

[Máté]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/facebookpic1.jpg

:howler:

Now this is sg I can absolutely live through, it happened to me as well. Not on this level of course but I played 4 in a row with Bennie bear and because I lost I commented it in an ugly way. There was a comment box next to the 'pitch' but seriously noone is expecting it to appear on the wall and being published for everyone. At least I didn't but it actually went out and it took some time to delete it. Poor Tracy!

[Bentex]

and I replied with profanity :embarass:

[Máté]

Can u help wioth the other obne:

[Bentex]

??

[Bentex]

oh I see now...

I still don't get it. Where is the fun?

edit: I have not been thinking about it for months I just met this photo again somewhere else :)

It's an optical illusion...her armpit looks like her bottom.

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/5224254374888888888888842435.jpg

:howler:

[Don Papi]

Awesome :D

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[kalerab]

Some driving skill

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[Bentex]

Women and driving :howler:

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Golly :eek:

[Bentex]

:)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/mafiawaarrs.jpg

[Bentex]

:proud:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/Well-Its-Not-Going-Make-Its-Self_50.jpg

[emje]

or two :)

[kalerab]

It is official - Obama is an android

http://vimeo.com/6747788

---

http://funniez.net/images/stories/funny-funny-pictures/fail-owned-politeness-billboard-fail.jpg

[Don Papi]

Like a terminator :scared:

[Bentex]

I hate fake smiles.

[Don Papi]

:)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/mafiawaarrs.jpg

This made me smile for real :D

[イラ]

Like a terminator :scared:

Seen Judgment Day a few days back, just classic scene after classic scene. "That's a damn mini-gun!" Nothing mini about it, boy :proud:

[Bentex]

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[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/rzuj4678487.jpg

:D

[Joe Henderson]

i strongly suspect that this is fake

[Elyria]

Yeah, obviously. Although some of them are real. Sutyinszki Pálné was my literature teacher in általános school. :D

And where is Mikorka Kálmán?

[szövkap]

as for Lakatos Marlonbrandó I can imagine it being real.

[Kajoo]

15 Unfortunately Placed Ads
http://www.oddee.com/item_87332.aspx

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a84_a8.jpg

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[イラ]

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:howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler:
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posted it before I know

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/facebookpic1.jpg

:howler:

Poor Tracy!

I found her :)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=100000201130207

I wanted to send her a message but she has updated her privacy settings :D

[Máté]

What did you want from her

[Bentex]

lol, nothing. I was just pointing out that she has learned about facebook privacy :)

[Máté]

I think the whole story was fake do

[Bentex]

No, it was real.

[Máté]

http://www.youtube.com/v/GCu2XMTU76s&hl=en_US&fs=1

[Bentex]

http://www.liveleak.com/e/931_1262944814


Cruel, but funny :D

[Máté]

A practical device to prevent the cup tipping over in a car

http://www.youtube.com/v/-q7pv8vKH68&hl=en_US&fs=1

It's only beta version, I'm interested in the one that will have a peanut size :)

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

:eek:

The world according to Hungarians (Szabolcs Sandor)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4258321627_bd1b5dacc9_o.jpg

[Máté]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4418/fbfriendrequest.jpg

Does any of you know them? Shall I confirm their request?

[Bentex]

I know him, I used to play footy with him in prison.

[Máté]

I understand that some Russian and Turkish media bought this "news" but Australia surprised me a bit:

Daily Telegraph - Sheep gives birth to human-faced lamb (http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sheep-gives-birth-to-human-faced-lamb/story-e6freuy9-1225819071357)

Are they nuts? :D

[Bentex]

I think it's real :D

[Don Papi]

Kebab :lick:

[Bentex]

Right now I could really do with some kebab, both kinds...I don't mean Döner or Shish :D

[Don Papi]

I had a Brazilian version of it today, can't recall the name but Sanyi will probably know it..It was good :lick:

http://i46.tinypic.com/23udgyb.jpg

[Kajoo]

started drastic diet 5 days ago :proud:

no food after midnight :stuckup:

[Bentex]

What time do you go to sleep though? :)

[Don Papi]

18+ :nono:

http://www.vkmag.com/videos/index_big/videos_opvallend_billboard_in_moskou/

[Bentex]

Instant Karma x2

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[emje]

http://mjy.uw.hu/noname.gif
The weather is beautiful. Why don't you go and play outside?

[イラ]

^ I had a few kebabs yesterday

[Bentex]

Congratulations.

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"can you bring her porn" LMAO

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[ente]

:eek:

The world according to Hungarians (Szabolcs Sandor)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4258321627_bd1b5dacc9_o.jpg

that, my friend, was hilarious!

[Bentex]

http://www.upload.ee/image/363686/ttctwitpic.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363687/TTC_sleepin.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363688/TTC_homer.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363692/TTC_dollhouse.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363693/TTC_bernies.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363694/TTC_Star_Wars_Trash.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363697/TTC_Nighthawks.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363698/TTC_lastSupper.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363699/JFK_Edit.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363701/oscars.jpg

http://www.upload.ee/image/363702/avatar_audience.jpg

[emje]

Did ya make these??

[emje]

http://www.xtratime.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25174&stc=1&d=1264462433

[Bentex]

Did ya make these??



No, I found them on maxxed torrents :)

[Bentex]

http://www.xtratime.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=25174&stc=1&d=1264462433

:nono:

The Sanyiman is copyrighted to hungaria and Munez :) hungaria has the highest priced Swedish lawyers to call upon. So be careful :)

[Bentex]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3039/believe.jpg

[sflaci]

Probably old but still funny.

The power of sunflower:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEPplyH5PsM&feature=related

[Bentex]

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:howler:

[kalerab]

Talk about goddamn luck
http://www.break.com/index/train-inspector-nearly-hit-twice.html

[Bentex]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/bentex/xtsmilie/745bc32b.gif

[emje]

Isn't it reversed?

[Kajoo]

Miss Slovakia 2009 funniest moment

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[Bentex]

Lol, he looks a little like Putin. Probably been on the Vodka too :)

[Bentex]

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hahaha...it's funny when he finds out he got busted :D

[イラ]

7 News :yuck:

sorry

[Don Papi]

Probably has Prius brakes :D

http://www.flabber.nl/linkdump/video/taiwanese-bus-rijdt-op-file-in-4203

[sflaci]

Happy Valentine's Day!

http://www.pumahardchorus.com/

[kalerab]

We´ve all been there
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[Bentex]

Funniest thing since that dog pushed the chair :D

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