Funny Clips/Pics, Jokes and links

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5568/lovestroy1pv4.jpg
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4791/lovestroy2ld6.jpg
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/994/lovestroy3cm0.jpg
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5509/lovestroy4in9.jpg

[Bentex]

I posted this in the Roli thread a couple of years ago. I just looked through it and found it again so I think it deserves a repost :)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/424/big00009552468ih.jpg

nb1.hu :proud:

[bpblueandwhite]

OMG thank you for reposting this I was LMAO :dielaugh::dielaugh:

I never read that crap nb1.hu (guess why) but now I must reconsider as I could have a chance for a good laugh :D

[Bentex]

Internet users in Egypt, India and Turkey are the world's most frequent searchers for websites using the keyword "sex" on Google search engines, according to statistics provided by Google Inc. Germany, Mexico and Austria were the world's top three searchers of the word "Hitler," while "Nazi" scored the most hits in Chile, Australia and the United Kingdom, data from 2004 to the present retrievable on the "Google Trends" website showed. The top searchers for other keywords were as follows (in order from first to third place):

Jihad

Morocco Indonesia Pakistan


Terrorism

Pakistan Philippines Australia


Hangover

Ireland United Kingdom United States


Burrito

United States Argentina Canada


Iraq

United States Australia Canada


Taliban

Pakistan Australia Canada


Tom Cruise

Canada United States Australia


Britney Spears

Mexico Venezuela Canada


Homosexual

Philippines Chile Venezuela


Love

Phillipines Australia United States


Botox

Australia United States United Kingdom


Viagra

Italy United Kingdom Germany


David Beckham

Venezuela United Kingdom Mexico


Kate Moss

Ireland United Kingdom Sweden


Dolly Buster

Czech Republic Austria Slovakia


Car bomb

Australia United States Canada


Marijuana

Canada United States Australia
"Chairman of the Bored"


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Hangover

Ireland United Kingdom United States


Stereotypical drunk Irishmen :D


Love

Phillipines Australia United States

Softies :pp


Viagra

Italy United Kingdom Germany

Yeah.. suprised with Italy but the other 2 we knew already ;)

[Pali bácsi]

I believe she was on American Idol. So yeah, no foreseeable career. :D

Yeah...she was...a shining example of a pop culture society.

BTW...if you guys want a good laugh...rent the movie idiocracy. It was directed by the same guy that made Officespace. It is quite hilarious.

[Bentex]

Their parents must be proud :proud:

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9711/pic428518001184963054wh4.jpg

[Bentex]

:dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7348/hidenseekai3.png

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

NEC "goal" cleared off the line, old but funny

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[Don Papi]

:howler: I remember that one, it was a cup match against a local amateur side :D

[szövkap]

:howler:

what happened in that case? was the goal given? was the guy lynched?

[Don Papi]

The ref gave a "referee-bal" and NEC still scored from it.

[Pali bácsi]

The ref gave a "referee-bal" and NEC still scored from it.

What is your definition of a referee ball? A drop ball? He gave a drop ball?!:confused:

[Don Papi]

What is your definition of a referee ball? A drop ball? He gave a drop ball?!:confused:

yes

[Don Papi]

Funny video, only it's in Dutch. This guy hacked the railway database and had some fun with it.

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[Pali bácsi]

That was funny...did he get in trouble?

[Don Papi]

don't know..probably not

[Bentex]

I think I laughed too much when I saw this :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/collegehumor18595b5f7e730431e9f0952.jpg

[MagyarGyerek]

wow has dis guy ever heard of a hidden folder?! LoL!

[Bentex]

:)

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[Bentex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/smilies/hungaria.gif

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/fm_45baf629c46c4.jpg

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http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/Get-the-cat.jpg

Győri busz

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[Bentex]

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LMAO

[DARK ANDY]

That was lame.

[Bentex]

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[Don Papi]

ow god...:rolleyes: I hate her already :D

[Bentex]

You and blonds :D

[DARK ANDY]

WTF was that.

[Bentex]

MTV Hungary of course.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/youtube-costume.jpg

[DARK ANDY]

:howler:

[Bentex]

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If this doesn't make people laugh then there is something seriously wrong with you :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler: :howler:

[Don Papi]

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Romania's entry for the Olympics 2008 :howler: :howler:

[Bentex]

Damn, I thought this video was going to be two girlies fighting :(

[DARK ANDY]

I love how the people clap after he does those. :)

[Bentex]

Bank robbery in LA :howler:

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Norway has adopted widescreen tv :proud:

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[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb275/UjpestGills/z%20Misc/juggler.gif

[DARK ANDY]

:drunk:

[Bentex]

I see MGy is ready for crimbo (http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1706150396)

[Bentex]

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :howler: :howler: :howler:

[Don Papi]

That's one lucky sob :D

[Bentex]

<iframe src="http://webcast.tv2.hu/dynamic/embed.html?id=40447" class="video" frameborder="0" width="400" height="370"></iframe>

Pákó :howler:

[Bentex]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/7466/004zn2.gif

[Don Papi]

I hate those birds

[Bentex]

Jesus :eek:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/01AwcAXzp9CUQAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg

[MagyarGyerek]

I hate those birds

they are seagulls, Toronto is FULL of them and I hate it!

[Bentex]

I heard one of these helps with the problem http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/smilies/nagybagi.gif

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/HA124B.jpg

[Iron Lion Zion]

Jesus :eek:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/01AwcAXzp9CUQAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg
Тhat's miracle :D :dielaugh:

[Iron Lion Zion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0
Maybe they're americans, but doesn't sound me like them, bu twho know. Anyway you must see this

[Bentex]

We've seen that one already, it's very funny :) I actually find her very attractive.

[DARK ANDY]

Then you'll find millions of attractive women in North America. :)

[Don Papi]

I'm just guessing, but I think she is from the South :proud: She sounds like Forest Gump :proud:

[Bentex]

Some Fradi fans are sick of being in NB2 have decided to now support Celtic :D :howler:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/celticfans.jpg

[MagyarGyerek]

I'm just guessing, but I think she is from the South :proud: She sounds like Forest Gump :proud:

yeah shes definately from the south, shes a dumb redneck hick

[Don Papi]

http://im.super.cz/fun/97/78-drsny.jpg

[Bentex]

:dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6672/dirkleandyossiwg6.gif

[Don Papi]

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Romania's entry for the Olympics 2008 :howler: :howler:

To stay in the Olympics theme :D Getting into shape for the boxing event :shades:

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[Bentex]

That's hilarious :dielaugh:

[Don Papi]

This one is my personal favorite :D They showed it on Eurosport and I went ROFL. And the name of the tramstop is also fitting :pp

x2ehdx

[Bentex]

One time I was on the bus and some idiot was talking on his phone. On the way off the bus he lost his concentration (and balance) and did exactly the same thing. Went head first into the shelter. But he didn't have a helmet! :howler: man his head must have hurt the next day when he woke up :)

[Bentex]

WTF?!?! :googly: *calls the lawyers*
http://members.chello.hu/rozsa.attilabalazs/index_files/Bentex1.JPG

[DARK ANDY]

Was it soaked in the springs, or what?

[Bentex]

cheers ;)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/2151717824_d4185978f8.jpg

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/iwillkeelyou/tiewack.gif

[DARK ANDY]

And that guy died.

[MagyarGyerek]

dats mad fake

[Don Papi]

:D I look like Orlando Bloom :shades:

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/tryFaceRecognition.php

[Bentex]

LoL! I'm Daniel Radcliffe :googly: I'm sure I didn't upload a photo of Stuttgart Peti :D

[Bentex]

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[Bentex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/fghj.jpg

[Bentex]

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http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/6yytjrk.jpg

[Don Papi]

Saw this picture in the newspaper today :D

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2038/naamloosrd9.png

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

Great quote in January edition of Horizon, the MÁLEV magazine. Interview with flight attendant about the difference between flying in winter and summer:

Q "Is there a difference on board"

Böröndi Mária "From the end of October we wear our winter uniforms - we have long-sleeved shirts, lined trench coats and boots. Of course when passengers board the plane they do not see all this, only the gloves remain" :eek: :)

"I am not saying we are not cold standing in the door" :eekani: :D :lick:

[Don Papi]

:howler:

[Bentex]

I found a new site :D http://www.photofun.od.ua/

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/q6c0CNRuwP_TapcJoVd0Qg.jpg

:howler:

[Bentex]

:proud:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/Wv3s8pkQxnGzQD4f6JFfPg.jpg

[Bentex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/K4bFsQAIQ_xxag1y6yUdrg.jpg

[Bentex]

:happy:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/JqxIK2xO_OIbjpi1Djld5g.jpg

[Bentex]

Last one from me :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/7j8OTtWZrf8U-qh2wSTXSA.jpg

[Bentex]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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[MagyarStuttgart]

Bentex I did not appreciate watching that :eek: :scared:

[Bentex]

Sorry :howler:

I love it how these people think they can drive in these conditions :D

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[Don Papi]

Reminds me of a pinball machine :D

[Bentex]

:dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

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[Gabriella]

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[Bentex]

:)

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[Don Papi]

Because they usually don't come with a manual, here are some handy tips incase you decide to have one :D

http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=32088

[Don Papi]

I think he's looking for his keys :neutral: :D That David :flirt:

http://warnet.ws/news/16409/comments/

[Bentex]

LoL!

Because they usually don't come with a manual, here are some handy tips incase you decide to have one :D

http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=32088


Major LoL!

[Bentex]

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:howler:

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[Bentex]

I just saw this on another site
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/cdfghjk.png

What an idiot :howler:

[Don Papi]

wth :hangover:

[bpblueandwhite]

I just saw this on another site

What an idiot :howler:

hahahahahhaaa I was LMAO :howler: :howler:

[Bentex]

Here is a question...what happens next? :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/140404.jpg

Answer here... But it's not nice...so if you are eating don't watch :)

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[Don Papi]

:D I saw that already on a Dutch talkshow.

[bpblueandwhite]

yeah that was showed on RTL Klub or TV2 too, what a great way to make yourself known all over Europe :P

[Bentex]

I wish that to happen to every phone in quiz show like that all over the world several times a day. I hate them!!!!! :fero:

Also shopping adds on Sport TV... what's that all about? :googly: surely they should just show repeats of sport! but those stupid things on other channels.

[Kajoo]

wasted talent :)

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[Don Papi]

:eek:

Note= not for people with extreme fear of hights :D

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[Don Papi]

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[Kajoo]

:eek:

Note= not for people with extreme fear of hights :D

8BbUhlIEZEY

these guys are funny.

11 years ago I was crane operator on 310m high tower crane in Vojany, East Slovakia.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7914/01kn4.jpg

[Bentex]

They say footballers are stupid...but Anelka is beyond that.
Sending these sorts of photos to his 'bit on the side'. Like she was never going to sell them :rolleyes:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/0302_anelka_02.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/0302_anelka_04.jpg

[Bentex]

:D

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/29_pics.jpg

:howler:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/22.jpg

:eek:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/45.jpg

Girlies and football :proud:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/06.jpg

[Don Papi]

They say footballers are stupid...but Anelka is beyond that.
Sending these sorts of photos to his 'bit on the side'. Like she was never going to sell them :rolleyes:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/0302_anelka_02.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/0302_anelka_04.jpg

:howler: There is also a video tape leaked of Vagner Love tapping a Brazilian porn star :D

[Bentex]

:eek:

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1787/xxbs7.gif

:D

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:excited:

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[MagyarGyerek]

wow that girl is amazing

[Bentex]

She's really fit but my gosh don't she know it :)

She must be as close to perfection as you can get. I mean she's very kind, generous, etc etc.

[MagyarGyerek]

kind, generous?...

[MagyarGyerek]

omfg this is the funniest video on YOUTUBE!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y9GHkXP7WH4

[Bentex]

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0, Beer 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

------------------------------------------------------

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You LovedMe.HTML" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

:happy:

[Bentex]

Now if I knew that girlies who read books look like this ....... :pp

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1857/bookholdersc7.jpg

Luckiest guy in the world :shades:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/pic_gg_kismalac_00002973.jpg

:eek:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/penrithplatform.jpg

Scottish baby :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/pic_gg_kismalac_00001070.jpg

:howler:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/2329887_42fa1cb71190131306_m.jpg

[Bentex]

Brilliant :)

http://nsa01.casimages.com/img/2008/02/20/0802200243162385727.gif

Rafa :proud:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/rafajp4.jpg

YO!

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Clever :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/sunsetlw8.jpg

:scared:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/52.jpg

Cheeky :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/alphajh6.jpg

:strong:

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:howler:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/56218gj7.jpg

[Jibril]

Bentex, you are a legend. :proud:

Send me your picture and I'll rip Matt Le Tissier down from my notice board and put you on.

[Bentex]

Send me your picture and I'll rip Matt Le Tissier down from my notice board and put you on.

:googly: I think I'll save you from this :D Matt is far more worthy :star:

[Jibril]

:googly: I think I'll save you from this :D Matt is far more worthy :star:

:howler:

By the way, I see you being your nuisance self so I'll add this picture here. If it breaks XT laws then by all means delete it :D

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x66/Fatah84/NONO.gif

[Bentex]

Jin says http://i27.tinypic.com/2627bpk.gif but best not to turn this thread into a 'sexy gifs' thread :) One a day is fine :pp :D

[Bentex]

Here's a joke you'll like... Stoke had a puppy in the changing rooms today and it did a 'mess'. Marci then came in to be introduced to his teammates. He saw the mess and said "who's shit on the floor?!?!"...someone responded "we all are...but we're brilliant in the air!" :howler:

[Don Papi]

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[MagyarGyerek]

lmao WTF

[Bentex]

Clever!

[Don Papi]

Some good old punani bashing :D

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[Bentex]

Where can I download this game? :)

[Don Papi]

:)

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[Don Papi]

XT etiquette :)

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[Bentex]

Some good tips there..

[Bentex]

:howler:

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[Carbajal]

I am laughing at these recently...

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And this one specially for the over-educated as me.

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[Bentex]

Btw, I'm turning html code off now the upgrade is completed. I only switched it on to test a few things but they didn't work. So from now you have to use tags.

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like that...

here is the URL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewVXt87lQp8

You add the bold bit in the tag.

like this

ewVXt87lQp8

if you want it in higher quality add to the tag "&fmt=18" (without quotation marks)

ewVXt87lQp8&fmt=18

I'll leave you to edit yours so you can try it out :D

[Carbajal]

Such a darling you are sometimes, Tiger.

[szövkap]

I liked that language sketch :)

[Bentex]

My new workstation :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/875.jpg

[Capitan Totti]

Are you for real? :eek:

[Bentex]

What's wrong with it? :D

[Don Papi]

The small keyboards :D

[Bentex]

iNrgTBI815M

[MagyarGyerek]

oooooooold!

[MagyarGyerek]

LoL!

FTC - Ujpest Paintballing :D

9BVOZeopAL4

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

Excellent! Hajrá Lilák!

Must have been quite a while ago.

[イラ]

My new workstation :)

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/875.jpg

This picture makes me recall, perhaps incorrectly, the laboratory of a mad scientist who has all manner of contraptions to express his eccentricity. Saying this I have those guns in mind.

[Bentex]

:scared:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/772D3646-678F-479A-A0A5-35BEE4CC208.gif

:howler:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/dyn002_original_800_533_pjpeg_38327.jpg

:dazed:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/OhNoOhMy.jpg

:party:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/oQgt5AAknY.gif

:nono:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/pal_2115317.jpg

:howler:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/piccsaj16.jpg

:eek:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/post-3-12017751303126.gif

:D

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/1204131457.jpg

[Jibril]

Those are quality, Bentex :howler:

[Bentex]

One of my fave Harry Enfield characters :D

k3OHTdHhAPY

I've posted a scene before but a new one has appeared on youtube.

[Bentex]

:howler: :howler:

IINnCX1v4Wc

[Bentex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/whatisit.jpg

Nice :pp

[Don Papi]

http://view.break.com/469591

bwhahahaha ow shit :howler:

[Bentex]

Now that's funny :dielaugh:

[Don Papi]

I give him a 10.0 for acrobatics :strong:

[MagyarGyerek]

haha thats so funny cuz I saw this same video 2 days ago on another site! LoL!

[Don Papi]

Some Dutch humour.. :D It made me giggle http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6553/naamloospx7.png BOOM! BOOM!

http://www.endandit.nl/files/0317.gif
L= At first, we thought that it were Vikings with a batteringram.
R= But it's the mail with a package for your wife.

[Bentex]

LoL!

Btw, Basil was in the newspapers today because gypsies complained about a joke he told. Something like he went to fortune teller and she told him he would be going on a long journey. After he left he noticed she stole his wallet and he had to walk home :howler:

[Don Papi]

Basil rules :D

[Prince Myshkin]

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/18989/nana2.jpg

"International comics festival in Angouleme…years after years mangas are more and more popular,on the picture the famous « Nana »…famous at least by the young girls :-) for the fans it’s a « shojo » a sentimental manga."

http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/photo823329.htm

*

"Toute la semaine, vous avez attendu ce moment : samedi soir, Paris la nuit, resto et plus si affinité. Enfin, vous y êtes. Les attentes correspondent-elles à la réalité ?

Photo prise la nuit à la terasse d'un restaurant rue de la Lappe à Paris.

------------------------------------------------------

All week, you have waited this moment : Saturday evening, Paris by night, restaurant, meetings and more if affinity. Finally, you are there. Your expecations correspond to reality ?

Photo taken by night, on the terrace of a restaurant Lappe Street in Paris."

http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/photo854092.htm

This^ pic, does the young man on the right remind anyone of someone?... :)

[Florian1972]

Some Dutch humour.. :D It made me giggle http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6553/naamloospx7.png BOOM! BOOM!

http://www.endandit.nl/files/0317.gif
L= At first, we thought that it were Vikings with a batteringram.
R= But it's the mail with a package for your wife.

Andor ..

That was the very best I've seen in a decade!! That was great! That takes 10 outta 10 anyday, that was friggin awesome Andor!!

[Bentex]

http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/photo854092.htm

This^ pic, does the young man on the right remind anyone of someone?... :)

I'd say Zidane? :)

[イラ]

I was thinking Sylar. :D

[Bentex]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2nvay5x.gif

[MagyarGyerek]

was he watching 2 girls 1 cup or somin??!

[Bentex]

Yeah :D it's my fave reaction :pp

click if you dare!!! (http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/girlsor7.jpg)

[Bentex]

Jeff, check out some doggy style beat box instead :D
http://www.beatbox.tele2.se/

[イラ]

I'm going to be a dick again and say that I prefer Siberian Huskies. Alaskan Malamutes and Samoids [sp?] are beautiful too. I do appreciate that look. Huskies demand so much responsibility though, a lot of time and effort. It's something I don't feel ready for at the moment. Maybe in the future.

[Bentex]

I made this for Andor :)

http://i27.tinypic.com/282jf2s.gif

[Don Papi]

Sweet :D

[Bentex]

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/March_12_451265a.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/February_28_444071a.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/February_25_442203a.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/January_26_359269ajpg.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/1018_wwwkepfeltolteshu_.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/c7d96znm5j5ztmvgffbs.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/hillaryobama.jpg

[Bentex]

Owned :howler:

http://i27.tinypic.com/2n4o0m.gif

[Don Papi]

Hulk Hogan crossdressed :D

[イラ]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Burne-Jones-le-Vampire.jpg/425px-Burne-Jones-le-Vampire.jpg

I have this fascination with vampires at the moment that's not easy to define.

[Bentex]

My sister called my cousin a vampire the other day....LoL she's right she does look like a vampire but shes a really nice person so I was a bit annoyed. I just thought I'd share that with you :)

[Bentex]

This is really funny but I'll doubt most people will 'get it'.

qamVB4ixxGs

[Don Papi]

:howler: Boom ! Boom !

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

;)

Xip-lpyV-Do

[Bentex]

:dielaugh:

[Don Papi]

http://www.endandit.nl/files/0324.gif

Sex with blind people
L - mmm...condoms with fruitflavour..
R - Honey..you're sucking of the fruitbasket again..

[Don Papi]

Shakespeare's classic + Arnold = a cool movie :shades:

m1j-wvCtzuI

[Don Papi]

How many illegal immigrants can fit in a car ? :D
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f54_1205533952

[Bentex]

Oh I've asked that question many times :D

[Bentex]

Oh well shite happens :)

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9476/wirespooldj4.gif

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k190/shaky5000/vand.gif

But this is just stupid :D

http://apina.nwpshost.com/6106.gif

[Don Papi]

Just love those pants :D

Ma6nCkAzN7w

[Bentex]

Busta Rhymes vs. Stupid English women :D

vyf3DgPwci8

I like the bit where she asks him to watch his language :D I mean doesn't she know who he is? :dielaugh:

[Bentex]

:dielaugh::dielaugh::dielaugh:

rU4WYTO6VM8

[MagyarGyerek]

oooooooold
:D

[Bentex]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/61751/1061e265/the_bottles_are_sold.html

[Don Papi]

JhuIwC65EjY

[Don Papi]

Nobody does chicken like NASA :D

eCY0ejfxeZY

[イラ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7SpF2aqYdE

[Bentex]

Nobody does chicken like NASA :D

eCY0ejfxeZY

No time to waste..straight to the flame grill :D

[Bentex]

Anyone played it yet? :D

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/scousecitytt2.jpg

[Elyria]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bentex! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Bentex&gender=m) :D

[Bentex]

Everyone is so interested in Bentex :)

[Bentex]

This cracks me up, espcially after 03:22 :D

pPpkadtu9mA

Vindicated :howler:

[Bentex]

:dielaugh:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/bcdb0673e8.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/keji2ubm1.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/funny.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/post-25-1207626665.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/whosawesome1e742d69ru1.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/kimi_1_559.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/2217744639_afe1863c09.jpg


:tongue:

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/f_loser3m_75cbdbb.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/lolcatsdotcomq0sgjxfx758rcuy9-1.jpg

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii151/xthun/owned12.jpg

[Elyria]

Russian mutant turtles :howler:

msZ49jt0IdA

[Don Papi]

:scared: Too scary for me :D

[Bentex]

:howler:

http://www.imagehustler.com/0408/1208465229.gif

[Don Papi]

:eek: :D

OV5LF8dwd-8

[Elyria]

This clip always cracks me the hell up. From 'Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive'. Rob's producer is gay and Rob is asking all kind of questions. It's really funny, especially the end where he is comparing being gay to accounting. :howler:

ZzkCuKyYi7s

[Bentex]

What's a double entry? :confused:

[MagyarGyerek]

12 yr old cigany :D

kHHjlqiorsM

[Don Papi]

Yeah !! Show them who's boss !!! :fero: :howler:

4faSs0mg_pI

[Bentex]

Stupid girlies :howler:

[MagyarGyerek]

not sure to put this here or the cat thread, but it belongs here as well so, meh:

Eht-kEzq88w

[Bentex]

That was one of the first videos posted in this thread like 3 and half years ago.

http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showpost.php?p=2416062&postcount=20

Still funny :dielaugh:

[Don Papi]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3b1e3750e2

:shades:

[Doddo]

Albania seems like a serious contender for this years ESC :thumbsup::howler::howler::howler:

uw7GEOHfJnE&hl

[イラ]

You know you're Australian if …

1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".

I assume it's something like "surrounded".

2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

Drunk yes, worn huh?

3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.

I didn't think anything of his name, I accepted it easily.

4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.

No

5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.

No

6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.

I guess so

7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.

No

8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.

I seen an episode of the American comedy "Curb Your Enthusiasm" called "The Thong" which particularly sticks out in my memory so I must say "no"

9. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".

Yes

10. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".

I do have problems with words concluding with "th"

11. You believe the "l" in the word "Australia" is optional.

No

12. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."

No

13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

No

14. You call your best friend "a total bastard" but someone you really, truly despise is just "a bit of a bastard".

No

15. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.

No

16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.

No

17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.

No

18. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

No

19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread.

No

20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.

No

21. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.

No

22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.

No

23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.

No

24. You still don't get why the "Labor" in "Australian Labor Party" is not spelt with a "u".

No

25. You wear ugh boots outside the house.

No

26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.

No

27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.

No

28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.

No

29. You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite.

Yes :D

30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.

I don't think so

31. You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse".

No

32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

No

33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.

No

34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call "Anzac cookies".

Not in horror, but I can see the issue for sure

35. You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours".

No

36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.

No

37. You believe the phrase "smart casual" refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.

No
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38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.

No

39. When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.

No

40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.

No

41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants.

Yes

42. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says "cobber".

Never heard the word

43. And you will immediately forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand.

Er

[イラ]

It's fun typing your username into Google :D (http://www.ila.com/)

[Don Papi]

This is so fake :neutral:

http://view.break.com/496123

[Don Papi]

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/96421/86842c90/aanvalluhhh_.html

:D

[Don Papi]

:howler:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1646/xm12vw4.jpg

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

Is that in your MuckyD's :D

[Aruns]

Albania seems like a serious contender for this years ESC :thumbsup::howler::howler::howler:

uw7GEOHfJnE&hl

yay these szkipetárok will ate the Hungarian NT;)

[Elyria]

OMG :howler: :howler:

http://i29.tinypic.com/1zgdbgl.jpg

Lekváros bukta means jam-filled donut. But bukta could mean other things, hehe.

[Aruns]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtDnjgENVPA

old but classic. my fav is the fém faház:wallbang:

[Elyria]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtDnjgENVPA

old but classic. my fav is the fém faház:wallbang:

Hehe, cannot really cast stones at them for it, back at home we use the infamous 'műanyag fakanál' term. There is just no better word for it. :pp

[Carbajal]

My favourite is the fémfatál, but this is already advanced level.

[Aruns]

Hehe, cannot really cast stones at them for it, back at home we use the infamous 'műanyag fakanál' term. There is just no better word for it. :pp

if ya luv the good music, this is pro (sweet and funny as well, however, 05:42 may be shocking :D )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g

[szövkap]

My favourite is the fémfatál, but this is already advanced level.

:D

[szövkap]

wth is a sertéscsirke?

[Aruns]

wth is a sertéscsirke?

Perhaps it was hízlal by csirketáp, so in the final phase, just turned to be a half-chicken;)

[szövkap]

omg they feed the sertés with csirke?

too good I never buy at Tesco. :relieved:

[Aruns]

omg they feed the sertés with csirke?

too good I never buy at Tesco. :relieved:

No, not chicken as food, but with chicken's food. If they eat the same for a long period, maybe they looks similar at the end:P btw these ipari tápok really serious stuff, I do not recommend you to try them^^

Anyway, it is do possible, that they feed the pigz with chicken if they use chicken in these tápok. You know, for example when they want to produce tojótyúks, the yound male chickens are useless, so they kill them instantly (it means a very high number of died young chickens - you can see them at zoos as well as predator food) Perhaps some of them going to be a táp as well?:err:

Let's row to more peaceful waters (w0t a sentence I'm so proud now:D)

[szövkap]

yeah those táp things are very scary, you never know what they are made of. might be csirke as well, the disznó wouldn't care anyways, it would eat anything.

[Aruns]

Let's return to mjuzik. ED's Furry ****ing Guide To Metal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfdqV_sqal0

[Carbajal]

:D

I am glad someone understood it :)

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

I am glad someone understood it :)

The language triangulation probably didn't help but I guess we've all experienced one of those. (was gonna say "had" but that would get me into even more trouble on an angolul forum :D)

[Carbajal]

Cross-language jokes are the best. We do them across 4-5 languages regularly with my missus.

[Aruns]

Ne fürgyé' le:howler:
http://www.origo.hu/nagyvilag/20080509-ukrajna-makijivka-ufo-16-eve-nem-mosdik-az-ufohivo-ukran.html

[Don Papi]

How to freak out :howler:

d5DR1M9mUW0

[Don Papi]

How to handle the pressure during the Giro :D

xqTKaDmUr1w

[bpblueandwhite]

I saw that, poor guy, it was just a couple hundred meters from the finish

[Bentex]

As our Fradi is back I decide to post this :D

This is great footage of Bill O'Reilly losing it with his production crew from years ago :howler: :howler:

Lots of swearing so if you're offended by this don't watch ;)

2tJjNVVwRCY

The end is great :D

This is class too :dielaugh: a dance remix :party::party::party:

5j2YDq6FkVE&N

[Don Papi]

xO0IBAm0Dko

[Bentex]

LoL! it's a great game :shades:

Now for something different.....

x5j4xm

Well I'm convinced :D

[Don Papi]

:neutral: Omg, this guy is so cool..

0VNO4m7qip0

[Munez]

http://techline.hu/image.aspx?id=02df99e1-a921-40b8-a2e7-d02315e2f754&view=502415cc-3fa5-4873-acd2-59ffd8e4cdf7

http://techline.hu/image.aspx?id=893da908-09d9-49c7-8d31-a8feae454c99&view=502415cc-3fa5-4873-acd2-59ffd8e4cdf7

http://techline.hu/image.aspx?id=7fb4ced3-23a4-4f54-9186-5c3f0cdda9cd&view=502415cc-3fa5-4873-acd2-59ffd8e4cdf7

[Bentex]

The pink ones are Gabi's (Elyria) :)

[Aruns]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2zrqBia8w

[Bentex]

Does it include Gera's two from this season?

[Bentex]

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q50/vigsterkr/bush1.gif

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

http://wuntvor.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/44/44cb4b91287cfcd8111d471867502a3cac861ab0.jpg

[MagyarGyerek]

LooooL!

[Elyria]

Brilliant! :howler:

The pink ones are Gabi's (Elyria)
:pp

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

Was looking for something else when I found this in a match report, I know it's 5 years old but you'd have thought that a "world famous news institution" like the BBC would have figured out the ordering of hu names:

Celtic: Hedman, Balde, Crainey, Varga, Thompson, Lambert, Agathe, Petrov, Larsson, Sutton, Miller.
Subs: Douglas, Sylla, McNamara, Hartson, Petta, Maloney, Kennedy.

MTK Hungaria: Vegh Zoltn, Molnr Zoltn, Adam, Roland, Gabord, Goran, Gabor, Istvan, Sandor, Bela, Zijkos.
Subs: Lavente, Attila, Peter, Rednic, Ottu, Oliver

[Elyria]

Was looking for something else when I found this in a match report, I know it's 5 years old but you'd have thought that a "world famous news institution" like the BBC would have figured out the ordering of hu names:

Celtic: Hedman, Balde, Crainey, Varga, Thompson, Lambert, Agathe, Petrov, Larsson, Sutton, Miller.
Subs: Douglas, Sylla, McNamara, Hartson, Petta, Maloney, Kennedy.

MTK Hungaria: Vegh Zoltn, Molnr Zoltn, Adam, Roland, Gabord, Goran, Gabor, Istvan, Sandor, Bela, Zijkos.
Subs: Lavente, Attila, Peter, Rednic, Ottu, Oliver

Ah, the famous Zoltn brothers! :strong: Good times.

[Bentex]

Damn it's hot outside :eek:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk66/benteximages/adeladeice.jpg

[szövkap]

IEs05vaV4j4

[szövkap]

the legend is back

hwrD9zS5KTU

[Bentex]

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk66/benteximages/45534534.jpg

:howler:

[ÚjpestGillsBhoy]

don't get it, what's funny?

[Don Papi]

:howler:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/150301/8730cfed/over_paard_getild_grapje.html

[Don Papi]

OMG :howler: :howler: :howler:

8igSA8HdR_Q

[Don Papi]

:D

tRod_m5zlHg

[Bentex]

:howler:

[Bentex]

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2004-05/187_uZoo1.jpg

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2004-05/187_uZoo6.jpg

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2004-05/187_uZoo10.jpg

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2004-05/187_uzoo90.jpg

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2008-03/4017_Eaq86267.jpg

http://www.huseyinuslu.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/65_450xnull.png

http://www.bluemag.es/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/WindowsLiveWriter/BMWvsJaguar_140F2/bmw_jag%5B12%5D1.jpg

http://pics.livejournal.com/dyatlofob/pic/000edhfq