Funny Clips/Pics, Jokes and links

[szövkap]

hungarian chess

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m170/kargababa/sport.jpg

[Don Papi]

GICA posted this in the Romanian forum :dielaugh:

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:howler: so true

[Bentex]

I don't how to describe this clip...so just watch it :)
http://www.filecabi.net/video/07022502-197.html

[Bentex]

Doddo I saw this on another forum and thought of you.

Freddie MERCURY - The Video Collection [DVDrip] 2000

Freddie Mercury is truly one of the legendary entertainers of rock music. The long-limbed, brightly costumed superstar was armed with some hot dance movies and a voice of operatic range. In addition to leading the pioneering glam rock band Queen, Mercury also forged a highly successful solo career for himself. His legendary status in rock history was cemented when he died tragically of AIDS. THE VIDEO COLLECTION features every one of Mercury's solo videos, remastered in surround sound audio. Hits include "Barcelona," "Made In Heaven," and "I Was Born To Love You."


• 01. Barcelona (Live Version) With Monserrat Caballé
• 02. The Great Pretender (Single Version)
• 03. I Was Born To Love You
• 04. Time
• 05. How Can I Go On
• 06. Made In Heaven
• 07. Living On My Own
• 08. The Golden Boy
• 09. The Great Pretender (Extended Version)
• 10. Barcelona
• 11. In My Defence (Re-Edit 2000)

54 Min | 319 Mb

http://rapidshare.com/files/29796037/videos_de_fredo.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/29798497/videos_de_fredo.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/29801143/videos_de_fredo.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/29803427/videos_de_fredo.part4.rar

[Doddo]

Freddie was a true hero.

Btw you can't download that for free.

[szövkap]

dutchmen :eek:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6shkR42E610

[szövkap]

marokaanse bus :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2vEZnxzImEc&mode=related&search=

[Doddo]

May I ask?

[Don Papi]

marokaanse bus :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2vEZnxzImEc&mode=related&search=

prachtig :D

[MagyarStuttgart]

A women scorned LoL

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:howler:

"Igaz hogy medmondtam hogy 'das ist mein kampf'"


damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. The Monika and Balazs shows can be completely insane!

[Bentex]

Freddie was a true hero.

Btw you can't download that for free.

you can download it for free ;)

[Doddo]

You can't. You can download one part, but when I tried to extract it it said you need the other parts too. So don't blink your eye on me, kiss fiam.

[Bentex]

It's free. You just can't download it all at once.
I've just downloaded the first 3 parts no problem. I have to wait an hour now for the final part. I'll download in case you have any more problems.

[Bentex]

I've uploaded part 2 and 3 for you.
http://www.***.net/downloads/videos_de_fredo.part2.rar
http://ww***net/downloads/videos_de_fredo.part3.rar

[Doddo]

Aha, köszi.

[Bentex]

If you still have anymore problems I have the whole file fully extracted now.

[Doddo]

Can you upload part 4? It would help, otherwise I must do it when I've come back from school.

[Bentex]

ok... I'll upload now.

[Doddo]

Köszönöm, fiam.

[Bentex]

23mins to upload :( welcome to rip off Britain.

[Bentex]

Köszönöm, fiam.

szívesen öregem.

[Doddo]

That's no problem, I still have time then before school.

[Bentex]

http://www.**.net/downloads/videos_de_fredo.part4.rar

EnJoy :)

[Doddo]

Jól csináltad, kicsikém.

[Bentex]

Is everything ok? Can I delete it now?

[Doddo]

Yeah. But I got pretty dissapointed with the video, it was just making me sad. I'm now downloading the magical concert in Budapest -86.

[Bentex]

I downloaded that already too :)

[Doddo]

Thought so. It's magic...

[Bentex]

have you seen it before?

[Doddo]

Persze! What do you take me for?

[Bentex]

You wouldn't want to know :pp
hungaria was at the venue btw :)

[Doddo]

Hungaria is cool. I'll maybe put him on my hero list some day.

[Bentex]

hungaria = forum legend

[Carbajal]

I don't even know if this is funny.

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[fradi]

It's funny but, Have you ever heard of propaganda? I like how they had to have sub titles. Why, knowone in england understands Americans when they talk, I understand very well i just have a hard time with the Irish and Scottish accents.
What country starts with a U? I'm sure you all found that question very funny, knowone person could get it right.
What currency is used in England? The best was the guy that said American money.
Who's Tony Blair? Someone said a singer.
How many World Wars have there been? Someone said 3.
Who's Kofi Annan? someone said coffee.
Who's George Bush? oh, they forgot to ask that question.

[Doddo]

That must be fake, how can a person possibly be that stupid?

[Carbajal]

I am not sure this is authentic. But I do know what happened to a friend of mine at Harward (!) where he was a French teacher:
Teacher: So who was Napoléon?
Student: A general.
T: When?
St: Second world war. (Whispers from behind: "First!") Sorry, the first.

And this is only one of the many he and others told me. No propaganda there.

[Bentex]

I posted this and others like this months ago :) I think it's real :D

[szövkap]

look, this has nothing to do with America. you go and ask the same kinds of questions in any country of the world (except Finland maybe) and you'll get the same results, more or less. the world is loaded with ignorance and we just get to know these things now because of internet and global mass media.

[Carbajal]

Not untrue. Sorry for the re-post.

[Bentex]

Hey Sanyi good news :D

Brothel cuts prices for OAPs

A BROTHEL in Germany is hoping to capitalise on the growing number of pensioners interested in "matinee" sex, by offering them a 50 per cent discount in the afternoons.

The Pascha brothel in Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above - provided they can prove they are old enough.

"A 'normal session' costs 50 euro [34 uk pound / 65 us dollar] - and we're now paying 50 per cent of that for these older guests," Armin Lobscheid, the managing director, said.

After testing the water with reductions for senior citizens once a week, the Pascha has decided to offer 50 per cent off sex services between midday and 5pm every day.

"There's been plenty of demand and people have certainly been taking advantage of the offer," Mr Lobscheid said. "Older folk are more active than you think."

[Carbajal]

This is at least 3 months old - but I like it. In 18th century Paris, among the "ladies" when someone broke the rules of the corporation, one of the possible sentences was a given length of service with elderly men. In worst cases, it was service with clients of "special desires".

[szövkap]

:D :party:

[Bentex]

:eek:

http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07205/kid.gif

[Carbajal]

I hate this kind of videos. Sorry.

[Bentex]

he wasn't hurt.

[Bentex]

Here is a better video especially for you :thumbsup: :howler:

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[Bentex]

Some very badly subtitled Ali G :howler:

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[Máté]

Good one :) Btw what did he say, to me sounded like "busy boning your masters" And what is "excuse me french"?

[Bentex]

Busy boneing your Mrs... which basically means nobbing your wife.
People say "excuse my French" before they swear.

Did you understand the punk bit? I also like when it was translated to "from the Bangladesh police" :howler:

Biztos

[Bentex]

also I like it when he says "who's been grassing me up" and it was translated to "I'm calling my lawyer" :howler: :howler:

[Máté]

Busy boneing your Mrs... which basically means nobbing your wife.
People say "excuse my French" before they swear.

Did you understand the punk bit? I also like when it was translated to "from the Bangladesh police" :howler:

Biztos

Yeah I was wondering whether he was saying Bangladesh :)
The punk bit not yet but let me watch again :)

Páncélszekrény

[Máté]

also I like it when he says "who's been grassing me up" and it was translated to "I'm calling my lawyer" :howler: :howler:

Is it some official translation? Maybe they should try to find someone better, mustn't be that difficult.

[Bentex]

Yeah I was wondering whether he was saying Bangladesh :)
The punk bit not yet but let me watch again :)


Well what he says is "it's a bog" but it's translated to "here's a punk".
I dunno if punk has a meaning Magyarul.



Páncélszekrény

:howler: :D :thumbsup:

[Bentex]

Is it some official translation? Maybe they should try to find someone better, mustn't be that difficult.

I dunno, I just found it on youtube. But I saw the show on Viva I think.
And I was nearly wetting myself with some of the translations.

A couple more

- gaf on his head > punch his head :confused: :howler:
- slipping one in > busy with your wife :pp

[Bentex]

Yeah I was wondering whether he was saying Bangladesh :)


He said "from Barkshire police?" Staines is in Barkshire county.

[Elyria]

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:D

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:howler: :howler:

[Bentex]

She needs to teaching how to laugh... watch, listen and learn.

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[Elyria]

How cute! :D:D:D :howler:

[Doddo]

That girl sounded like she were gaving birth.

[Bentex]

Ronaldo's girlfriend.

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[Elyria]

Gemma Atkinson is his girlfriend? Lucky bastard...

LOL @ Wesley Snipes

[Riddick]

Whats got 3 pairs of balls and screws you every week?
































The National Lottery!

[Carbajal]

One of the cutest English girls I have ever seen. Too bad for her bad taste. I would make a perfect couple of her and the the big afro guy with tie who wanna organize the date in his bedroom.

[Bentex]

So Gabi did you like the look of Luton? :D

[Elyria]

Haha, I don't know. :scared: I'm getting used to it. *watches the video once more*

[Bentex]

British police :howler:
Lads burgle house while police talk to each other outside :D

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2007231242,00.gif

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[szövkap]

maybe they cooperate?

[Bentex]

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This deserves a repost :dielaugh:

[fradi]

:yuck: :yuck:

[Bentex]

Don't tell me you're not tempted :D

[Máté]

http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/European_Geography.htm

try level 9 at the bottom of the page

[Bentex]

Did find the correct place for Moldova? :pp

[Bentex]

btw, check your post here
http://www.xtratime.org/forums/showpost.php?p=3521974&postcount=1

and check this post :)
http://www.xtratime.org/forums/showpost.php?p=5301597&postcount=1

:D

[Máté]

lol :O

[Máté]

Did find the correct place for Moldova? :pp
No I didn't...and many times I was surprised about the correct result, it's so strange to have the shapes in the wrong size and position

[Bentex]

I changed my mind about having kids... just look at the fun you can have :thumbsup:

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[Bentex]

Bölöni Laci after he spent a few nights with the major :D

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[Bentex]

listen to this with headphones on. It's really cool.
http://media.putfile.com/Virtual-Barbershop

[DARK ANDY]

I am uploading a sweet Gera goal I scored on PES 5 onto Youtube. :)

[DARK ANDY]

Here you go :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sw08gee2Qw8

:D

[Doddo]

Are you any good at PES?

[DARK ANDY]

I wouldn't know how to measure it.

I only play against Amateur CPU because I'm not interested in having a really competitive match, just play for fun goals and play matches before the actual games happen. (IE Hungary VS Greece right now) :)

I know all the moves, but I can't do the Marseille spin because I'm playing with a converted PSX controller, and I can't do a Bicycle Kick without the R1 Chesting. :(

[DARK ANDY]

I have 20 Videos up now. :D Some of them only have 3 views though. :(

My best one is that Identical OG video I put up, it's just so unbelievable. :)

[Doddo]

But have you played online? I play PES6 online on my 360 and are ranked about 10 000 in the world. The best I've been ranked is 2600, but I have won against players with higher rank. I play almost only with Hungary.

[DARK ANDY]

I can't play online, I have a locked Ukrainian edition.

It has mostly Cyrillic Letters, I think that's why I can't play online. :D

[Bentex]

I think this guy looks like a older version of our Doddo :)

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He took a pic of himself everyday for 6 years!

[Doddo]

Freaky...Though I have to say you are right; He looks a bit like me. I must say that's pretty cool. But Bentex, how do you find all these videos? I mean, you always find these sick videos, what the hell do you search on?

[Bentex]

I don't search. I just find them on other forums.

[Doddo]

Cool, man.

[Bentex]

páncélszekrény

[Doddo]

Mien szekrény?

[Bentex]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51061122/Fireproof_Electronic_Safe__SD_500D_.jpg

[Doddo]

És mit akarsz evvel?

[Bentex]

semmit :confused:

[Doddo]

Hát akkor mért móntad?

[Bentex]

http://sablog.com/wp-content/AliG_respectnew.jpg

[Doddo]

Mi? Respektálni a páncélszekrényt?

[Bentex]

téged ;)

[Doddo]

Hát akkor mit akartál a páncélszekrényvel?

[Bentex]

páncélszekrény = safe ;)

[Doddo]

Túdom. Safe respect? Mit akkars evvel móndani?

[Bentex]

felejtsd el :pp

[Doddo]

Jól van, fiam.

[MagyarGyerek]

jaaaaaaaj LoL!

[Máté]

hihi

[Doddo]

Can someone please explain to me what he wanted to say? Btw I just love my talks with Bentex, those are moments when I can't understand anything. Extreme confusion :D

[szövkap]

talks with Bentex, those are moments when I can't understand anything. Extreme confusion :D
you are not alone here

[Bentex]

is you two cussing the way me spit me lyrics?

[szövkap]

:howler:

[MagyarGyerek]

Can someone please explain to me what he wanted to say? Btw I just love my talks with Bentex, those are moments when I can't understand anything. Extreme confusion :D

you must know english slang to get the joke bro

[Doddo]

Well, I don't know English slang..I don't know the language at all very well...I was just really confused when he started to talk about páncélszekréneket...I guess I will never really find out.

[Don Papi]

Bentex is the Hungarian Ali G :)

[Bentex]

I want to play these games... especially the last one :)

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[MagyarGyerek]

Well, I don't know English slang..I don't know the language at all very well...I was just really confused when he started to talk about páncélszekréneket...I guess I will never really find out.

it's not really meant to be a joke, just kind of turned into one since you didn't understand :D but thats okay, because you should learn the language properly first, then the slang will come naturally :D

[Bentex]

UFO or not?

http://www.earthfiles.com/Images/news/C/ChadRajman13May16.jpg

http://www.earthfiles.com/Images/news/C/ChadDroneRajman14.jpg

http://www.earthfiles.com/Images/news/C/ChadRajman16May16.jpg

http://www.earthfiles.com/Images/news/C/ChadRajman17May16.jpg

[Doddo]

Yeah, baby. Have you taken the picsies?

[Bentex]

No, as usual I stole them from another forum.

[Doddo]

But seriously, what the hell is it?

[Bentex]

Aliens in a spaceship.

[Bentex]

Some quotes before the last Norway game :)

http://www.xtratime.org/forums/showpost.php?p=4519363&postcount=342

[Bentex]

:eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/anfield1/NPX_Liverpool_02.jpg

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/2277/1913815475jpgid4.jpg

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/1681/2001694304jpgsg5.jpg

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5831/accedentjpgin6.jpg

:howler: :howler: :howler:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/507561864_db7f130fec_o.gif

[Don Papi]

Kewell is cool :stuckup:

[MagyarGyerek]

you mean hes kewl

[Bentex]

I love feeds :D

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[Bentex]

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/yanaboy/a-2.jpg
















































:howler:
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p228/yanaboy/b-1.jpg

[Don Papi]

:howler:

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-tetris.html

[Pali bácsi]

rendo joke for real :howler:
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[Don Papi]

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[fradi]

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Spoiled rich hollywood stars. I hate the fact Hollywood is part of America. I hardly ever watch movies cause I'm tired of all this rubbish. Even though she's Hot:thumbsup: i might like looking at her but, she is still a spoiled brat.

[Bentex]

:howler:

4689y7x3A-g

[bpblueandwhite]

haha
a long discussion with Putin in style - with vodka:D

[Bentex]

:D

I've seen this clip about 20 times and gets me every time :D

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[Bentex]

Students :howler:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/250/523638050_4077cd1668_o.jpg

[Don Papi]

:yuck:

[Pali bácsi]

Here is a good one from Pestiside...a lot of Szar:

http://www.pestiside.hu/archives/something_brown_and_sticky_hits_supermarket_shelve s003291.php

BTW, that is classic...DNA sampling? So what happens if they find the chicken chokers? Is there a law against beating the meat in the shower?

Or the school by-laws...if DNA traces you to semen in the showers, you will be expelled from school?

Very strange indeed...

[Bentex]

Is there a law against beating the meat in the shower?


I dunno, I've never been caught knocking one out in the shower.

[DARK ANDY]

Well, that's the first time I've heard that expression.

[Bentex]

Which expression do you use?

[DARK ANDY]

Well, when people use violent terms it's always "beating off" or "beating one off", or "choking one out", not Knocking...

[Bentex]

Maybe where you live, but not in other places.

[DARK ANDY]

Well what do you Thatchers say, then?

[Bentex]

What's a thatcher? and I told you already what we say. Knock one off/out.

[DARK ANDY]

British People, man.

And I gave you more than one example of what people use to say male masturbation, but you only have one?

I wouldn't want to see Boxing matches there, then. Probably need a raincoat to sit in the arena. :howler:

[Bentex]

British People, man.

And I gave you more than one example of what people use to say male masturbation, but you only have one?

Well I don't speak to British people. I speak to a British person as he's the only British friend I have. I'm talking about the people who live here. Be it Bulgarian, Polish, Turkish, Kurdish, Indian or Pakistani etc. We say knock one out, But there are others like w*nk or toss. I also say 'go self employed' meaning you work for yourself. But I've not heard anyone else say that.

What a topic of conversation :)

[szövkap]

Well I don't speak to British people.

sounds familiar :proud:

[MagyarGyerek]

i've heard knock 1 out before tons of times.. ooooh and stroke, too LoL!

[Pali bácsi]

the whole dna sampling thing is too much. That one deserves to be farked.

[MagyarGyerek]

anyways is that a real document or a joke? cuz I thought right from the start it was :S

[DARK ANDY]

Did everyone suddenly die or something?

This should resurrect you all :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cJnk8JhpAhw

[Bentex]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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this is kinda scary if you think about it.

[Bentex]

and here is another clip of my hero :D

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He was really good again tonight but it's not on youtube yet :(

[Bentex]

Here is a video for Gabi :D

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[Elyria]

For me? :)

[Bentex]

Did you enjoy it?

[Elyria]

It was cute. Self-ironic. ;)
And I used to love that song. :) :embarass:

[Bentex]

I still love it ;)

[Vendég]

One of my youtube favs:

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:)

[Bentex]

that has nothing on this ;)

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[Elyria]

Loituma is awesome. :D My little sister knows the lyrics by heart. xD

[szövkap]

finnek :howler:

[szövkap]

I prefer these finns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QjzlKReXlg

[szövkap]

or my hero, the Captain :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oMjuCu7vng

[Doddo]

:dielaugh: I'm gonna die!!! That barbie video is gonna kill me..you'd think it's a parody but it's not. It was enough with like 5 seconds and hearing the bald guy saying "sure, let's go for a ride" or som'n like that, and I was laughing my ass off

[Elyria]

Re -Värttinä :thumbsup:
But, obviously, Ultra Bra is the best from Finnland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjTzFo16vaQ

[Vendég]

hope this one will not be censored :D :D :

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[Elyria]

:die laughing: I'm gonna die!!! That barbie video is gonna kill me..you'd think it's a parody but it's not. It was enough with like 5 seconds and hearing the bald guy saying "sure, let's go for a ride" or som'n like that, and I was laughing my ass off
That's the point, I think. :) They don't take themselves seriously.

[Bentex]

Greatest living Finn :thumbsup:

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[Doddo]

But he is so ****ing ugly:howler: How can a human being be that ugly? He looks like a mix of a donkey, a dead badger and a...who the hell knows?

[Elyria]

Greatest living Finn
Fasza.

[Doddo]

Köszi. He looks like a mix of a donkey, a dead badger and egy nagy, jó, büdös fasza.

[Elyria]

Köszi. He looks like a mix of a donkey, a dead badger and egy nagy, jó, büdös fasza.
That was a respond to Bentex. :D

[szövkap]

Kapteeni Ääni is without a doubt the greatest living Finn :stuckup:

[Doddo]

That was a respond to Bentex. :D

But it turned out fine anyway, didn't it?

[Elyria]

Kapteeni Ääni is without a doubt the greatest living Finn
No, it's obviously Väinämöinen. Except ... does he live? :D

[szövkap]

the Kalevala character? :howler:

he sure as hell lives. :D

[Elyria]

the Kalevala character? :howler:

he sure as hell lives. :D
:D I know. He is immortal.

[Doddo]

Can anybody here speak suomi? Karokakka!

[Elyria]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4636/big0003021957ej0.jpg

:howler: I always laugh my butt off whenever I see this.

[Vendég]

Some other Finns, but B careful: hardporn included... :D :

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[szövkap]

Can anybody here speak suomi? Karokakka!

minä puhun vähän suomea. miksi? sinäkiin?

[MagyarGyerek]

But he is so ****ing ugly:howler: How can a human being be that ugly? He looks like a mix of a donkey, a dead badger and a...who the hell knows?

well it doesn't matter if hes ugly, cuz hes banging the lead singer.. so i'd say hes doing pretty good for himself!

just a comment on Aqua.. one of the best bands in the world :D Barbie girl.. Dr. Jones.. Around the world.. aaaaah so many good songs..

[Bentex]

I agree :)

[MagyarGyerek]

Bentex post the song Dr. Jones.. it's the song where she makes that sound I can't type, its amazing :D

[Bentex]

add me on facebook first ;)

[MagyarGyerek]

hmm, U r the one who already found me and all, so why didn't ya send a friend request? or at least poke me lol.. do I search for Bentex? OR maybe just tell me how 2 make it so I can show the video on the screen and not just the link?

[Bentex]

you're going on like I know what I'm doing there :D
I dunno I think I requested you.

[GHemingway]

One of my youtube favs:

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:)

Love that one - drives m'lady nuts though....too catchy.

[GHemingway]

Brilliant!!!

[MagyarGyerek]

you're going on like I know what I'm doing there :D
I dunno I think I requested you.

aight I added yo ass, John! LoooooL vazzeg.. anyways teach me how to do the video thing now plzzz!

[Bentex]

aight I added yo ass, John! LoooooL vazzeg.. anyways teach me how to do the video thing now plzzz!

ok safe, you see that embedded code box? below url and tags. Well copy all that code into your post. That's it :)

[Doddo]

minä puhun vähän suomea. miksi? sinäkiin?

Suomimäkeläinen haakemisto. Parasta ennen.

[Bentex]

My greatest hero ever!

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My fave bit is when he says 'we have a bog roll tea leaf in da house' :D

[szövkap]

Suomimäkeläinen haakemisto. Parasta ennen.

:howler:

[Doddo]

Do you actually speak Suomi, Sanyikám? Cool, I thought you were just kidding. Perkele!

[szövkap]

what I wrote, that was proper suomi. I studied finn-ugor stuff for a while :)
been to Finland as well, for 1 month. but I forgot most of it, that was 10 yers ago. :moan: Voi perkele Ruotsilainen! :D

[Doddo]

What I wrote was proper suomi too. Maybe it's spelled wrong, but it means things.

Suomimäkeläinen haakemisto - Sites in Finnish (learnt on Text-TV)

Parasta ennen - Best before (learnt when I read the juice carton. It's written in Swedish, Norwegian and Finnish. I memorise some unnescesary things)

Karokakka - Bearshit (A friend told me to say this to every Finn I met. I had no idea what it meant, but I did and they laughed their ass off and explained what it meant)

[Doddo]

Btw, watch this next time you laugh at MS Paint:
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[szövkap]

What I wrote was proper suomi too. Maybe it's spelled wrong, but it means things.


I know, but it didn't make sense. :pp

and medveszar would be Karhunkakka.

[Doddo]

That it doesn't make sence is another story.

[DARK ANDY]

I'll be uploading a series of Hungarian NT clips for the PES collection later on. :)

[Elyria]

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:howler:

[Bentex]

Having a shite is much more fun than seeing Pelé.

[Elyria]

Having a shite is much more fun than seeing Pelé.
Or listening to him.

[Bentex]

If I had a problem getting it up I would get advice. But I don't need to get advice because I don't have a problem

:howler:

[DARK ANDY]

You must take amazing dumps with an audience, then.

[Bentex]

:howler: :howler: :howler: :howler:

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[szövkap]

:howler: parrots are cool people. :thumbsup:

[Bentex]

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She reminds me of Sun from LOST.

[DARK ANDY]

What in god's name was the point of that?

I was waiting for the guy to kill her, throw her overboard, something jumping into the boat, finding a floating body, etc...

[Bentex]

Look at her :lick:

[DARK ANDY]

I did, I was massively disappointed.

[DARK ANDY]

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[MagyarGyerek]

I did, I was massively disappointed.

she is a pretty girl

[DARK ANDY]

Hahaha, good one.

[Vendég]

Anyone know this pearl? ;)

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[Vendég]

a Japanese ska band and the Bella Ciao...should I say more? ;)

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[szövkap]

Japanese rock :) :thumbsup:

[Bentex]

Scouse Firemen Sam... probably nobody will get it but nevermind :)



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[Bentex]

:D

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[Don Papi]

:D How real men settle their fights :stuckup:

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[szövkap]

that's the real spirit :D

[Bentex]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2122/36676932191kekiw1oz7.jpg

[Don Papi]

My cousin got her drivinglicense today :D Only her parking skills aren't that good yet...

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:pp

[Don Papi]

:proud:

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[Bentex]

The IHM is really old :) that went around years ago :)
The women driver is funny... I have loads of these things on my hard drive.
(just like to point I don't think women are bad drivers... I just love stereotypes :D)

Here is another video, but again I think only Dj GabyG will get it :)

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[Bentex]

Brian needs some love :D

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anybody else like him or am I on my own with this one?

[Don Papi]

:sweeteye: so cute

[Bentex]

Watch out everyone, the spice girls are back :yuck:

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2007310317,00.jpg

[DARK ANDY]

Ow, my eyes.

[DARK ANDY]

I was trying to upload my Rajczi video onto Youtube but it's down at the moment...

[DARK ANDY]

Here you guys go :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iBlhooKBnI8

[PJrules]

Watch out everyone, the spice girls are back :yuck:

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2007310317,00.jpg


:eek: they're back!!!!!!!:scared:

oh noooooo :cry:

[szövkap]

for our english friends here is some advise how to deal with the floods :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGn8zhDwxIU

[Bentex]

Beatboxing Bush :D

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[fradi]

The name of his album is DA Bushwackers Why is that if I say something about politcs everyone get's upset? That was a politcal joke. So, if i say Tony Blair is a puppet and is only kissing up to Bush because England has always been USA"s best mate. So, hows the new PM Gordon Brown doing in your opinion?

[Bentex]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido}


Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's ****ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his ****in idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

{Chorus: Dido}

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how ****ed up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

[szövkap]

wtf?

[Bentex]

I'm speaking fradi's language for him :)

[szövkap]

but you forgot the typos and to randomly insert the words america and communist/socialist. :eek:

[DARK ANDY]

DARK ANDY Bushwhackers?! :eek:

[Bentex]

:pp

http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~pebbles/email/funny%20cartons/panties.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/IceQueen/be66toughtful.jpg

:)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/qoobie/speed.jpg

http://www.prikol.net/pic/funny/funny038.jpg

http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/fs.jpg




:shades:

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/7941/1181555844sp3pb1.jpg

[MagyarGyerek]

hey i love the song stan.. it's amazing!

[Don Papi]

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[Bentex]

was that kojak? :eek: :)

[Bentex]

You're havin' a bubble :howler:

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[Bentex]

This animation was on my laptop for quite some time. I had it for almost a year. Today anonymous user submitted me this gif version, and when I opened it, only then I realized how great this illusion actually is. If you look at the spinning girl's silhouette below, you will think it is spinning clockwise, probably. When you check her shadow below, momentarily the spinning direction changes in your mind, and now the girl is spinning counter-clockwise. It can be quite hard at the beginning to notice switch of the spinning direction, but eventually you'll manage. I posted more simple illusion of this kind while ago, and you can see it here. Now, be honest - how long did it take you to see it spin in both directions? Not as easy as the hidden tiger, ayeh?


http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/vurdlak8/2007b.gif

This is actually one of the best things I've seen on the net for a long time.

[Máté]

I couldn't yet catch the CCW direction but I know how it goes. I've met this phenomenon already but I can't remember how.

[Bentex]

Just focus on the bottom shadow moving CCW then the whole thing does. I can change every 2-3 seconds :D

Or close your eyes and when you open focus on the shadow going the direction you want it to.

[Máté]

What in god's name was the point of that?

I was waiting for the guy to kill her, throw her overboard, something jumping into the boat, finding a floating body, etc...

LOL I was waiting for sg totally different, a bugyi flash at least :)
But we were all disappointed, after all.